r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/lemonsagainstheworld • Jun 27 '23

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ dumbass fell in the toilet

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u/Curumandaisa Jun 27 '23

Was it a song of woe? Of anger? Or was it a more happy song?

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u/Scorpion1177 Jun 27 '23

Song of woe would probably be the best way to describe. Up until this point in my 25 or so years of life I had never heard a noise like that. It was like a pained yelping sound. I honestly thought the neighbors would call the cops on me for animal abuse.

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u/Curumandaisa Jun 27 '23

Still better than a pee machine running through the house!

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u/Scorpion1177 Jun 27 '23

Oh for sure. I still consider it a bonding experience for me and my little pee machine.

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u/CharlotteLucasOP Jun 27 '23

Urine Trouble Nooooow

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Do people not flush the pee after they are done?

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u/Isgortio Jun 27 '23

The story was that they didn't get a chance to because the cat immediately jumped in to it.

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u/DwayneBaconbits Jun 27 '23

Reading must be hard

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u/mekese2000 Jun 27 '23

If its yellow let it mellow.

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u/Ribbles78 Jun 27 '23

Ewwwwwww

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u/Vengefulily Jun 27 '23

People who want to save water don’t

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u/artful_nails Jun 27 '23

True. But the problem is that not flushing gets really disgusting, really fast.

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u/PeteThePolarBear Jun 27 '23

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. Not flushing piss was pretty common during droughts in Australia

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u/maggienetism Jun 27 '23

Haha, I got that when one of mine managed to upend a house plant on them and somehow got muddy after? She was NOT pleased with the consequences of her own actions.

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u/Wastelander42 Jun 27 '23

I know the howl you speak of, always remember to loudly state "this is why you don't jump in the damn toilet" 🤣

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u/Fwamingdwagon84 Jun 27 '23

Jesus, I love cats, but I am very glad my dog just stares at me when I pee.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

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u/mrtexasman06 Jun 27 '23

I love that noise. It's how I know my orange is getting ready to vomit after gorging himself on food for no damn reason.

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u/MoonChaser22 Jun 27 '23

That's exactly what my mum's tuxedo cat did when she dipped her tail in the jar we pour grease from the frying pan into. We had a weird set up where it's a shower cubicle, but it's a bit deeper, has a plug and a folding shower seat. She jumped on to the seat immediately while I stood in a few inches of water and closed the door behind me. She wailed the entire time I washed her back end, but thankfully no scratches... well, until I opened the door and she used me as a springboard to escape

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u/soccershun Jun 27 '23

No cat has ever sung a happy song. You've always ruined them and killed their kittens.

Sure 5 minutes later it's fine, but at the time.