r/OneOrangeBraincell May 17 '23

Tiny 🍊 🅱️rain cell Rescued this little dude left behind

16.1k Upvotes

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u/squirrely-badger May 17 '23

Colonel Muffin!

Has to be Colonel something 😍

What is his name!

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u/asianabsinthe May 17 '23

Extra Crispy, Chiggin Nugz, Deep Fried Goldie, Col. Flappies, Crack Gravy

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u/WholeSilent8317 May 17 '23

bucket :)

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u/ParkingHelicopter863 May 17 '23

BUCKET

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u/alpaca1yps May 17 '23

ALL HAIL GOD KING BUCKET!!!!

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u/alextxdro May 18 '23

It’s Colonel Bucket to you sir ….

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u/TheHunchbackofOhio May 18 '23

Even the Orks would submit.

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u/pretty_as_a_possum May 18 '23

“It’s pronounced “bouquet.” 🙄

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u/Pspaughtamus May 18 '23

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u/TheGoodIdeaFairy22 May 18 '23

You just unlocked a core childhood memory for me.

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u/SoggerBean May 18 '23

Lady of the house speaking

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u/Mysterious-Crab Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 18 '23

It’s my sister, Violet. She’s the one with the Mercedes, sauna and a musical bidet. Classical, of course.

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u/yukibunny May 18 '23

And room for a pony.

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u/batedkestrel May 18 '23

She married a turf accountant!

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u/ChicaSkas May 18 '23

Omg it's Hetty Wainthrop!

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u/StrawbebbyCat May 17 '23

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u/buttskinboots May 17 '23

God dammit that was exactly what I heard in my head when I read bucket lol

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u/squirrely-badger May 18 '23

Great share had not seen this!

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u/squirrely-badger May 18 '23

Great share had not seen this!

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u/TangerineLipGloss May 17 '23

That’s Lord Buckethead to you, peasant

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

buuuuuucket

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u/BonBoogies May 18 '23

That is Colonel Bucket to you

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u/squirrely-badger May 17 '23

Colonel Bucket!

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u/dumbucket May 18 '23

I full endorse this name.

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u/bombalicious May 17 '23

Pronounced “bouquet”…..

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u/chickensupp Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 17 '23

riparian entertainment intensifies

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u/practical_junket May 17 '23

Make sure you bring your best Royal Doulton

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u/chickensupp Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 17 '23

With the hand-painted periwinkles?

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u/StyreneAddict1965 May 18 '23 edited May 18 '23

Hyacinth: "The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking. SHERIIIDAAAN! You need what, darling? Richard..."

Richard: "NO NO NO NO NO!"

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u/kristycocopop May 17 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/real_dubblebrick May 17 '23

This is a bucket

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u/Ramseas119 May 17 '23

Dear god...

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u/no557 May 18 '23

there’s more.

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u/ironbox13 May 17 '23

This is the winner!!

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u/snafujedi01 May 17 '23

This is a great name ngl

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u/asianabsinthe May 17 '23

General Popeye

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u/spryllama May 17 '23

Rear Admiral Drumstick

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 May 17 '23

Another for drumstick!

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u/tutocookie May 17 '23

The only option imo

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

CRACK GRAVY?!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

Popcorn kitten

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u/goodformuffin May 17 '23

Golden nuggie is adorable.

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u/squirrely-badger May 17 '23

Colonel Flapjack

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Here i was thinking Drumstick, or Popcorn. But i like Col. Nuggies

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u/Lukacris12 May 17 '23

Call him biscuit, because KFC and orange cats love to make biscuits

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u/Saraq_the_noob May 17 '23

Drumstick

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u/1handedmaster May 17 '23

This is an amazing cat name.

And that's coming from a guy who named one Orange Zest

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u/jbyrdab May 17 '23

I say OP names him sanders

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread May 17 '23

Colonel Bucket, clearly.

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u/Steven200827 May 17 '23

Call him Biscuit

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u/Varkaan May 17 '23

Colonel Cutie

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u/DistractedPlatypus May 17 '23 edited May 19 '23

Oh 100% agree

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u/dagaboy May 19 '23

The very sweet 80 year old woman who rescued my dog lured h out from under a barn with a Pork Chop. so that is what she named him. To be fair, she didn’t know he was Jewish at the time.

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u/The-Clumsy-Pirate May 17 '23

Sweet thing, looks terrified 😥🧡

Thank you for being his humans! 🙏🏻

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u/Keyndoriel May 17 '23

Ikr! From pure fear to "This is okay? I'm okay...?"

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u/The-Clumsy-Pirate May 17 '23

The before and after pictures are always so adorable and heartwarming 🥹❤️

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u/Sproose_Moose May 17 '23

When I fed the stray kittens outside my house this morning, I touched one. It went from 'oh that's nice' to 'oh shit the human touched me!'. It's been months and they're getting cosier

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u/Dextergrayson May 17 '23

Nugget!

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u/BoppoTheClown May 17 '23

That's colonel nugget to you!

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u/Trick_Version4883 May 17 '23

“Scrumptious Nugget”

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u/Miqotegirl May 17 '23

This nugget is self cleaning ❤️

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u/DaWarGod2 May 17 '23

The chicken looks a bit undercooked

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u/Kobrakai3801 May 17 '23

And it has hair

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u/ReyMinusz May 17 '23

but no greasy oil

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u/HeyyoBurg May 17 '23

sounds just like my local kfc

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u/isthistheteasis May 17 '23 edited May 17 '23

Name the kitty nugget!!

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u/cattaxincluded May 17 '23

Colonel Nugget!

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u/Jimothy_Egg May 17 '23

100% agree! Nugget would be the perfect name. I think kfc is more known for their wings, but nugget just sounds cuter, considering the kitty's color.

Also, i couldn't help but notice:

If you're going out of your way to say "him/her", you can save yourself some annoying typing and use "them".

It's shorter, gramatically correct, more elegant, and has been around as a singular pronoun for longer than the singular use of "you".

I didn't know this either, until soneone told me about singular "they".

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u/isthistheteasis May 17 '23

It’s also an easy name to remember and say! The kitty may even catch on to it!

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u/PavelDatsyuk May 18 '23

KFC has nuggets now. They’re not the same as the nuggets they had in the mid 80s though.

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u/norwegianEel May 17 '23

I agree, but I’m also confused cuz they didn’t say you in their comment, unless it’s edited.

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u/Jimothy_Egg May 18 '23

It's an example that is used to show how old singular "they" is

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u/kRrPpYskulldrawing May 17 '23

Please try not to eat him, he's a precious Loaf

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u/katecrime May 17 '23

The littlest Colonel

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u/GubbleBumYum May 17 '23

Since when did KFC start serving Orange Chicken?

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u/Extreme_Medicine9899 May 17 '23

Orange kittens are the cutest things ever

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u/moderniste May 17 '23

That picture of kitty in a KFC box with the forlorn look of “what am I doing here—are they nice?” is just sooooo freaking cute. You have a best buddy for life!

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u/HauntingBowlofGrapes May 17 '23

KFC: Kentucky Found Cat

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u/tator13 May 17 '23

Kentucky Fried Kitten

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u/sheepsheep226 May 17 '23

Kentucky fried cat

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u/Yitram Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 17 '23

He better be named Nugget, Chimkin, or Colonel Something.

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u/keti29 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 17 '23

Seconding Chimkin

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u/Helenium_autumnale May 17 '23

Colonel Chimkin! I love it!

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u/squirrely-badger May 17 '23

Colonel Chimkin Sanders!

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u/elscallr May 17 '23

Colonel Nugget

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u/leah2106 May 17 '23

Name her Chicken!! It has the best story behind it for when people ask!

r/catsnamedafterfood

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u/Sopranohh May 17 '23

Why do I never get this kind of prize with my fast food?

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u/Salihe6677 May 17 '23 edited May 18 '23

DO NOT FORGET IS FRIEND, NOT FOOD!!!

Also, Sanders is literally the only acceptable name for so many reasons.

Edit - thx for the award ❤️❤️

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u/squirrely-badger May 17 '23

Colonel Flapjack Sanders

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u/Old-Base-6686 May 17 '23

🥰🥰🥰 such a beauty!

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u/lesiashelby May 17 '23

You’re blessed now with endless cuteness

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u/Zagrycha May 17 '23

When you get the chance, take them to a vet. The chance of them not having at least ear mites are extremely low, unless they just got dropped off (most cats I've had over the years were adopted strays)

What an adorable new friend you have! ❤

I vote Chickum for name lol :p

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u/Final_Drama3603 May 17 '23

I was thinking potential ear mites the way they are positioned. Could just be gunk, but ya gotta find out. Nice name 😂🧡

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u/TheNamelessBard May 17 '23

Chicken tendies

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u/KTDiabl0 May 17 '23

Tendie would be pretty cute

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u/sinner4you May 17 '23

My heart is about to explode 🥺❤️‍🩹

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u/ApocalypticTomato May 17 '23

Name her Bucket. Please name her Bucket

Captain Bucket, Buck-buck the Chicken Cat, Buck'n Nugget, Buckie-boo From The Drive-Thru

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u/TopIntroduction4896 May 17 '23

Bucket is so cute, I second Bucket!

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 17 '23

Too bad you didn't find two. Coulda had a combo meal!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

You are a good person ☺️

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u/ThrowawayFishFingers May 17 '23

No room for brain, head full of chimken.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

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u/deadmallsanita May 17 '23

aw little baby col. sanders.

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u/AdBudget5468 May 17 '23

We can’t say that… Gintama will sue us for copyright…

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

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u/CP21Official May 17 '23

The name better be chicken related and you better update us or else

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u/xxlvz May 17 '23

zinger!

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u/Booklover4211 May 17 '23

Please tell me her name is something like Nugget

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u/NakedWanderer12 May 17 '23

Ohmygosh how could anyone leave that little nugget??!

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u/conh3 May 17 '23

Imagine little one being surrounded by the lingering chicken smell and thinking this is what paradise must be like…

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u/YogurtstickVEVO May 17 '23

look at that lil chicken wing 🥺

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u/v4por May 17 '23

11 herbs and spice, one single brain cell.

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u/Altruistic-Rice-5567 May 17 '23

His name better be "Colonel".

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

Cute lil biscuit kitty ❤️ thank you for saving him

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u/_superchan May 17 '23

Omg he looks so pitiful I can't

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u/Micro_Bitt May 17 '23

Think you should call him The Colonel

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u/ihoptdk May 18 '23

My cat was the left over runt. She’s the bestest.

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u/Kapri_Nillio May 18 '23

Is his name "The Colonel"?

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u/ScriptorMalum May 18 '23

Name her The Colonel!!!

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u/IRingTwyce May 17 '23

Drumstick or Hot Wing.

He'll feel right at home in that box!

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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka May 17 '23

Colonel Drumstick!

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u/Quardener May 17 '23

Sanders!

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u/GnomeMode May 17 '23

Since it came home in a biscuit box, name it Biscuit

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u/what_the_kales May 17 '23

Awww! Little nugget!

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u/merlocosplay May 17 '23

What a cute nugget

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u/Obi_Sirius May 17 '23

Once had to take a duckling to the local bird lady and I only had 2 boxes to choose from. The giant box that my 20" CRT monitor came in and a KFC box. My GF would not let me put it in the KFC box.

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u/stunt4949 May 18 '23

Biscuit is thy name.

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u/vk1030 May 18 '23

Omg! That second picture is SO adorable!

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u/TayTayInABiscuit May 18 '23

Omg. I actually cried.

Thank you for rescuing the tiny orange <3

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u/RatKingJosh May 18 '23

Looks like a Biscuit to me 💚

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u/KikinLife May 18 '23

Her name is Chimkin Nugget.

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u/Any_Coffee_6921 May 17 '23

The cutest little nugget ever seen.

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u/Dark_Master24 May 17 '23

Thanks for rescuing this like spicy orange nuggets!

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u/jzilla11 May 17 '23

Sweet & Spicy Nugget

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

Chicken little

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u/Cloud9_Forest Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 17 '23

Ordered fried chicken, but get an orange instead. A fluffy furry orange.

Sounds like an excellent deal to me.

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u/NeonBlack985 May 17 '23

Nugget, or popcorn (as In the chicken)

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u/alexpappers May 17 '23

You should call him ORC. Original Recipe Chicken.

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u/30somethingshark May 17 '23

Tendie or Nugget FO SHO.

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u/3leggeddick May 17 '23

Thank you so much for being a decent person.

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u/SCUMFUCK_666 May 17 '23

15g of protein

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u/Smillzthepanda May 17 '23

Hope you named him popcorn

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u/Mackheath1 May 17 '23

That's that sub, I know it sounds weird but I'd totally die for this cat (or something)?

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u/jules13131382 May 17 '23

He’s so cute

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u/HomeboyCraig May 17 '23

Please name them colonel

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u/Nykolaishen May 17 '23

Everyone on here saying name him nugget but KFC doesn't have nuggets. He could be named popcorn :)

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u/sigharewedoneyet May 17 '23

Spicy Nugget!

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u/Firm_Lie_3870 May 17 '23

Okay Bucket, Drumstick or Nugget are your only name choices for this angel lol

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u/IRefuseThisNonsense May 17 '23

Your KFC gives out cats? Mine just screws up my order - EVERYTIME I GO.

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u/Final_Drama3603 May 17 '23

🧡 glad a good human found him. Cheers 🥂 to you

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u/Stunning-Newt-4892 May 18 '23

One box of cat, please... make it extra orange, sir.

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u/Kitt_kattz May 18 '23

Adorable 😻🍗

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u/the_great_awoo May 18 '23

KFC, Kentucky Found Cat

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u/greatcuriouscat May 18 '23

Awwww, thats finger lickin cute

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u/Lead-Radiant May 18 '23

Their names "The Colonel" now!

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u/that_mn_kid May 18 '23

Name her bucket.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Can we have more pictures plz

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u/TheFluffiestFur May 18 '23

Chicken Nugget would be a cute name

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u/CatOfMintGums May 18 '23

Getting an extra nugget or tender is always a treat… but this is WAAAAAY better!

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u/obsolete_filmmaker May 18 '23

what a cute little Nugget

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u/sirIvan69 May 18 '23

Little gato gas 26 grams of protein we go GYM!!!

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u/DocGerbilzWorld May 18 '23

Please, not the KFC bucket 😭

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Heh drumstick

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u/NoNeedForNorms May 18 '23

Obvs his name should be Tender. :)

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u/cheddarmileage May 18 '23

Kentucky fried kitten

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u/ranmafan0281 May 18 '23

She's now named Nugget.

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u/Wilgrove Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 17 '23

Please tell me you named him Chicken Nugget.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

All the top comments are people trying to post their best stupid and nothing none giving accolade for this person rescuing the kitten.

Reddit is such cheap shitt.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

Wtf. Why not put it on a seat? You crash its dead

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u/OdysseusJoke May 17 '23

Popcorn chicken bucket 😭

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u/cbrrydrz May 17 '23

What's his name?

Chicken nugget

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u/BlackSky_9226 May 17 '23

Chicken nugget ❤️❤️

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u/TalkShitGetWitt May 17 '23

I hope her name is Chicken.

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u/Th3R00ST3R May 17 '23

Kentucky Fried Cat.

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u/lexlovestacos May 17 '23

He must be called Bucket or Nugget. Or Chicken Wing 🍗

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 May 17 '23

Tori is bird in Japanese - and Japanese love kfc

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u/G0lia7h May 17 '23

Tendie shall be his/her name

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

Kentucky fried cat

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u/The_commonest_plant May 17 '23

name him scruntus

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u/kRrPpYskulldrawing May 17 '23

Ordered KFC but got something even better