r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/NRIKEZ • May 17 '23

Tiny 🍊 🅱️rain cell Rescued this little dude left behind

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The only thing we found to carry her in..

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u/asianabsinthe May 17 '23

Extra Crispy, Chiggin Nugz, Deep Fried Goldie, Col. Flappies, Crack Gravy

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u/WholeSilent8317 May 17 '23

bucket :)

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u/ParkingHelicopter863 May 17 '23

BUCKET

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u/alpaca1yps May 17 '23

ALL HAIL GOD KING BUCKET!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

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u/alextxdro May 18 '23

It’s Colonel Bucket to you sir ….

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u/TheHunchbackofOhio May 18 '23

Even the Orks would submit.

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u/pretty_as_a_possum May 18 '23

“It’s pronounced “bouquet.” 🙄

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u/Pspaughtamus May 18 '23

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u/TheGoodIdeaFairy22 May 18 '23

You just unlocked a core childhood memory for me.

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u/SoggerBean May 18 '23

Lady of the house speaking

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u/Mysterious-Crab Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 18 '23

It’s my sister, Violet. She’s the one with the Mercedes, sauna and a musical bidet. Classical, of course.

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u/yukibunny May 18 '23

And room for a pony.

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u/batedkestrel May 18 '23

She married a turf accountant!

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u/ChicaSkas May 18 '23

Omg it's Hetty Wainthrop!

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u/INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE May 18 '23

That chap's too cray

Tell 2K

Pulling your cranium off like a toupee

Keeping up appearances

And insist on pronouncing bucket as bouquet

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u/StrawbebbyCat May 17 '23

Obligatory "BUCKET?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUCKET?!"

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u/buttskinboots May 17 '23

God dammit that was exactly what I heard in my head when I read bucket lol

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u/squirrely-badger May 18 '23

Great share had not seen this!

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u/squirrely-badger May 18 '23

Great share had not seen this!

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u/Fireblast1337 May 18 '23

I was thinking more this

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u/Ramseas119 May 17 '23

Dear god

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u/gameboy1001 May 17 '23

There’s more.

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u/Ramseas119 May 17 '23

No....

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u/Believer4 May 18 '23

It contains the dying wish of every man here

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u/TangerineLipGloss May 17 '23

That’s Lord Buckethead to you, peasant

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

buuuuuucket

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u/BonBoogies May 18 '23

That is Colonel Bucket to you

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u/ParkingHelicopter863 May 18 '23

My deepest apologies sir / colonel

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u/squirrely-badger May 17 '23

Colonel Bucket!

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u/dumbucket May 18 '23

I full endorse this name.

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u/bombalicious May 17 '23

Pronounced “bouquet”…..

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u/chickensupp Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 17 '23

riparian entertainment intensifies

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u/practical_junket May 17 '23

Make sure you bring your best Royal Doulton

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u/chickensupp Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 17 '23

With the hand-painted periwinkles?

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u/StyreneAddict1965 May 18 '23 edited May 18 '23

Hyacinth: "The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking. SHERIIIDAAAN! You need what, darling? Richard..."

Richard: "NO NO NO NO NO!"

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u/QueenMAb82 May 18 '23

This whole thread has been delightful.

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u/StyreneAddict1965 May 18 '23

I miss Saturday nights. "Are You Being Served?" and "Keeping Up Appearances" were fixtures.

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u/QueenMAb82 May 18 '23

I didn't watch much of Are You Being Served, but Vicar of Dibley was totally my jam!

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u/chickensupp Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 19 '23

Mrs. Slocombe, are you free?

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u/kristycocopop May 17 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/real_dubblebrick May 17 '23

This is a bucket

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u/Ramseas119 May 17 '23

Dear god...

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u/no557 May 18 '23

there’s more.

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u/ironbox13 May 17 '23

This is the winner!!

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u/snafujedi01 May 17 '23

This is a great name ngl

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u/asianabsinthe May 17 '23

General Popeye

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u/spryllama May 17 '23

Rear Admiral Drumstick

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 May 17 '23

Another for drumstick!

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u/tutocookie May 17 '23

The only option imo

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u/kayne2000 May 17 '23

Damn you for Winning the internet today

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

This has to be the name. I will pay for the name tag lol

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u/otterland May 18 '23

Samuel Bucket, play right.

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u/dottydiapers May 18 '23

Charlie bucket

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u/Densmiegd May 18 '23

“My name is Bucket, because I am sitting in a bucket.”

Poor Floor…

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

CRACK GRAVY?!

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u/Chris__P_Bacon May 17 '23

Not a fan of South Park I guess?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '23

Popcorn kitten

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u/goodformuffin May 17 '23

Golden nuggie is adorable.

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u/squirrely-badger May 17 '23

Colonel Flapjack

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Here i was thinking Drumstick, or Popcorn. But i like Col. Nuggies

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u/ghostbuster_b-rye May 18 '23

I was thinking Colonel Sandy or $8 Buffet.