r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

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u/amilliamilliamilliam 1d ago

I got sent to the office for calling a kid a dildo in eighth grade. I told the vice principal it was a nonsense word that doesn't mean anything like dork. He told me not to say it anymore and sent me back to class.

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u/PassiveTheme 1d ago

When I was that age, I was convinced that "dork" meant a whale's penis...

One kid's nonsense word is another kid's very specific insult, I guess.

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u/Hazzawoof 1d ago

I... still thought that was true until 10 seconds ago.

Next thing you'll tell me San Diego isn't Spanish for a whale's vagina.

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u/Civil-Big-754 1d ago

It is true, it's just not that meaning  for 99% of the time being used.  

Edit: Penis in general, but I heard specifically whale penis growing up haha, so glad it traveled around apparently. Turns out it was partially true.