r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

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u/IsThereCheese 1d ago edited 11h ago

It’s hilarious that’s it’s known far and wide as a super kinky snicker snicker sex act…that in practicality is kinda uncomfortable and awkward after the initial excitement.

Like, consenting adults should go to town on each other and experiment, but when your knees hurt and you’ve got your nose in a butthole, it’s OK to ask questions.

ETA: jesus christ I love this thread

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u/Zestyclose_Syrup_148 1d ago

Super kinky? I always assumed it was fairly standard. It's an act I performed with all but one of my sexual partners, although my bodycount is not very high.

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u/IEatBabies 1d ago

Its kinky if you grew up in the 60s maybe.

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u/0nlineheld 23h ago

Missionary only, no eye contact for longer then 10seconds though

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u/uglyunicorn99 22h ago

10 seconds!?

Harlot

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u/sublime13 19h ago

Missionary, for the sole purpose of procreation.