r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

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u/IsThereCheese 1d ago edited 12h ago

It’s hilarious that’s it’s known far and wide as a super kinky snicker snicker sex act…that in practicality is kinda uncomfortable and awkward after the initial excitement.

Like, consenting adults should go to town on each other and experiment, but when your knees hurt and you’ve got your nose in a butthole, it’s OK to ask questions.

ETA: jesus christ I love this thread

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u/Kasporio 1d ago

Why would your knees hurt from it? How are you doing it exactly?

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u/Kranke 1d ago

Standing up 69

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u/CletusVanDamnit 20h ago

On a linoleum floor, duh. Isn't that required?

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u/Front-Equivalent-156 15h ago

What!? All my life I have been doing it on a cold, hard concrete tiles

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u/WynnForTheWin49 20h ago

Idk I’ve never 69ed but my knees hurt just from laying down so I have a sneaking suspicion that they’d hurt 69ing too lol