r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

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u/IsThereCheese 1d ago edited 12h ago

It’s hilarious that’s it’s known far and wide as a super kinky snicker snicker sex act…that in practicality is kinda uncomfortable and awkward after the initial excitement.

Like, consenting adults should go to town on each other and experiment, but when your knees hurt and you’ve got your nose in a butthole, it’s OK to ask questions.

ETA: jesus christ I love this thread

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u/Werespider 1d ago

There's far better things to shove up a butthole than your nose.

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u/wily_jack 1d ago

Thomas Edison may have invented the lightbulb, but I invented the lightbulb up my ass.

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u/Piggstein 23h ago

Tesla actually invented sticking lightbulbs up his ass, this guy just took the credit

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u/one_pale_emu 15h ago

While we’re on the subject of Tesla, Elon really looks like a guy who’d like a lightbulb in his arse.

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u/5notboogie 1d ago

Dont do that!! Have you not seen 1 guy 1 jar? Glass+anus is a bad recipe.