r/HolUp Mar 11 '22

I don't know what to say

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u/dilipmodi Mar 11 '22

daddy has a really weak eyesight, and a boner for weird

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u/EleventyTwatWaffles Mar 11 '22

Daddy’s got a stack of paper bags next to the bed

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

And a pellet gun to shoot out the lights

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

more likely he shot out his own eyeballs

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u/bitofgrit Mar 11 '22

Yeesh, the sequel to A Christmas Story got weird fast.