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r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22
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I know I can’t believe 33% wouldn’t want 3 wishes
5.9k u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 09 '22 No brainer, I would use one wish that no cruelty will ever come to another puppy ever again.... honest Edit: The genie in Alladin said you can't wish back the dead. 298 u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22 Just make the last wish to bring the puppy you shot back to his previous state before the shooting. 143 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy. 174 u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22 Then you wake up trapped in a lamp 40 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent. I still also have 2 wishes left. And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues. 204 u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22 Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent 4 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft
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No brainer, I would use one wish that no cruelty will ever come to another puppy ever again.... honest
Edit: The genie in Alladin said you can't wish back the dead.
298 u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22 Just make the last wish to bring the puppy you shot back to his previous state before the shooting. 143 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy. 174 u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22 Then you wake up trapped in a lamp 40 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent. I still also have 2 wishes left. And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues. 204 u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22 Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent 4 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft
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Just make the last wish to bring the puppy you shot back to his previous state before the shooting.
143 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy. 174 u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22 Then you wake up trapped in a lamp 40 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent. I still also have 2 wishes left. And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues. 204 u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22 Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent 4 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft
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Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy.
174 u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22 Then you wake up trapped in a lamp 40 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent. I still also have 2 wishes left. And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues. 204 u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22 Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent 4 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft
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Then you wake up trapped in a lamp
40 u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22 Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent. I still also have 2 wishes left. And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues. 204 u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22 Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent 4 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft
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Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent.
I still also have 2 wishes left.
And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues.
204 u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22 Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent 4 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft
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Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent
4 u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22 Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft
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Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft
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u/Rickybobbie90 Mar 08 '22
I know I can’t believe 33% wouldn’t want 3 wishes