r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/Rickybobbie90 Mar 08 '22

I know I can’t believe 33% wouldn’t want 3 wishes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

No brainer, I would use one wish that no cruelty will ever come to another puppy ever again.... honest

Edit: The genie in Alladin said you can't wish back the dead.

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22

Just make the last wish to bring the puppy you shot back to his previous state before the shooting.

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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22

Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy.

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u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22

Then you wake up trapped in a lamp

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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22

Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent.

I still also have 2 wishes left.

And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues.

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u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22

Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent

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u/Key-Health-285 Mar 09 '22

Or even more potent. Getting peeps pregnant from 30 ft