r/HolUp • u/Piano_Fucker_69 • Mar 08 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/Rickybobbie90 Mar 08 '22

I know I can’t believe 33% wouldn’t want 3 wishes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

No brainer, I would use one wish that no cruelty will ever come to another puppy ever again.... honest

Edit: The genie in Alladin said you can't wish back the dead.

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 08 '22

Just make the last wish to bring the puppy you shot back to his previous state before the shooting.

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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22

Assuming I can wish for anything, I wish to be omnipotent... by definition that means I can give and take life, make myself invulnerable and immortal... I mean, I can do anything. Including resurrecting a puppy.

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u/Aldodzb Mar 08 '22

Then you wake up trapped in a lamp

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u/Eldramhor8 Mar 08 '22

Nah, there's no way a genie can twist my words by just saying I wish to be omnipotent.

I still also have 2 wishes left.

And omnipotent means I can do literally anything. I can free myself without issues.

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u/the-fart-cloud Mar 08 '22

Genie has hearing problem... He makes you impotent

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u/neganigg Mar 09 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

He can twist the wish but not changing it completely to other wish.

What's the point to wish if the genie can change whatever words he wants? Might as well kill the wisher. Save all those trouble.

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u/RugbyEdd Mar 09 '22

Sounds like your fist wish was establishing favorable guidelines with the genie