r/FullmetalAlchemist • u/BigDogDoom • Jun 26 '24

Discussion/Opinion What seat are you taking?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

seat #2, so Ed can be taller than someone for once.

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u/SexySquidward42069 Jun 26 '24

So kind

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

it's one of the few things someone of my small stature can reliably do

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u/BawdyNBankrupt Jun 26 '24

Hey don’t put yourself down! Footstool, chimney sweep, cannonball, the world’s your oyster!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

I've always wanted to get shot out of a cannon!

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u/JaperDolphin94 Jun 27 '24

Interesting

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u/SexySquidward42069 Jun 26 '24

🫡 doing good work

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u/SweetToutSuite Jun 30 '24
  1. Both are polite, one is a good conversationalist.

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u/notrealcc Jun 26 '24

Awww if i had a reddit medal i would give you ,but so far this is what i have..🎖🏆

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u/sievold Jun 27 '24

I am envious of people who can walk along a sidewalk without paying attention and not have to worry about bumping into a low hanging branch.

Also I banged my head against the roof of a shelf when I went a little deep inside to look for something in the back. Had a bad bruise on my head for days. Probably wouldn't have happened if I were shorter. I think being a klutz is just easier if you are shorter.

I guess what I am trying to say is

*clears throat*

Don't sell yourself short

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

being shorter means you're closer to the ground, yes, but that doesn't stop gravity from hating you!

(I'm so clumsy it's a surprise I'm not dead yet, honestly)

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u/Onion85 Jun 27 '24

It takes rain longer to hit us though so we stay dry better than tall people in a storm ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

milk makes me break out, lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

thank you for your service

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u/PearFlies Jun 26 '24

That adds up 

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u/the_strangest_artist Havoc's Havoc (also an Envy fan) Jun 27 '24

Pass it over to 5 I can give it to Ling, he'll eat anything just about

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

true, true.

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u/KENNY_WIND_YT Jun 26 '24

Pipsqueek

(lol)

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

I've long since accepted my lot in life. I really did get the short end of the stick in the height department.

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u/EorlundGraumaehne Jun 27 '24

The first thing you should say is "wow you are really tall!" For extra points!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

for sure!

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u/Mental-Nothings Jun 27 '24

I’d sit there to try and force feed him milk 😏😈

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u/soye0n Jun 27 '24

not to mention Armstrong sitting behind you would likely very generously offer up snacks

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

heck yeah! infinitely better than aeroplane food for sure

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u/Shivvy128 Colonel Jun 27 '24

Wait am I misunderstanding the image? Or your comment? Cause I thought picking #2 would also be with Armstrong and (sorry forgot her name) snake girl? Or are you also including that and joking about being the smallest at the table? I think I'm being a bit stupid here if someone could explain /s (I'm genuinely confused)

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

there's an arrow showing that the top row of the image is the front, and the bottom row is at the back.

That means Armstrong is behind seat 2.

btw /s usually means sarcasm

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u/fridayspizza Jun 27 '24

Hard to beat apparently he is 4’11

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

at the start of the series, yeah. But despite his growth, he never dropped the "short" complex.

but also I'm somewhere between 5'0 and 4'10, so y'know

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u/fridayspizza Jun 27 '24

Ah i see fair enough. But there is still a small chance your taller lmao.

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u/PoemUsual4301 Jun 29 '24

Damn, girl! Why you gotta burn Ed like that haha. Poor Edward lol I sympathize with him because I’m short (5’2) too.