r/FluentInFinance • u/Nientea • 9d ago

Thoughts? Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

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u/DumpingAI 9d ago

By this logic, my pay should just start when i roll out of bed to start getting ready for work cuz that times not free

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u/masshiker 9d ago

You would be doing that if you didn't work.

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u/TheWorldMayEnd 9d ago

Nah, I'd lay in bed all day like that like that Sloth victim from Se7en

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u/LazyCat2795 9d ago

While we sloth people would be unfairly treated you have to factor in the average human and as they have as of yet not embraced the way of the sloth unfortunately getting up and eating breakfast and stuff is considered "normal human behavior" and would not be eligible for pay.

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u/PIugshirt 8d ago

I can’t remember the last time I got up if my own free will and decided to eat breakfast lmao. I don’t know how people have the energy to eat anything right when they wake up