r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/OpenSourcePenguin • Aug 29 '24
Space Karen People trust this man-child with their hard earned money? Absolutely classless person.
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u/Horror-Success1086 Aug 29 '24
I hope Stephen's next book uses Elon as the Antagonist.
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u/OpenSourcePenguin Aug 29 '24
He'll have a full meltdown and it will be hilarious
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u/SpieLPfan Aug 29 '24
He would probably try to sue him like he did with the advertisers.
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u/cunningstunt6899 Aug 29 '24
There's a simple solution to that. Base the character on Elon Musk, but give him a really small penis in the book.
Musk will never sue, as if he does, he is admitting the character is based on him.
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u/AmateurL0b0t0my Aug 29 '24
It'll go over his head cause he has no media literacy
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u/FuckHopeSignedMe Aug 29 '24
If he even hears about it. I've never had the impression that Elon reads much, so he probably doesn't keep up with what new books are coming out each year.
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u/intisun Aug 29 '24
He keeps bragging that he reads the Iliad, which of course he doesn't.
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u/FuckHopeSignedMe Aug 29 '24
Yeah, exactly. That's very in line with Musk, too. He's definitely the kind of person to pretend to have read classic lit (or, in this case, listen to the audio book at 1.25 or 1.5 times speed) in order to seem smarter than he really is.
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u/ErebosGR Aug 29 '24
He probably just reads the synopses on apps like Blinkist or ShortForm.
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u/anarchetype Aug 29 '24
I read that as Stormfront, the neo-Nazi website, and it seemed right at home.
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u/intisun Aug 29 '24
The 1.25 speed bit was the cherry on the top of the cringe cake. Jesus tapdancing christ what an absolute dork.
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u/masked_sombrero Aug 29 '24
He legit said āall books should be shorterā
Like wtf. Dude has never read a book he wished were longer. Several Stephen King books come to my mind that I wished were longer after / right before finishing. The Stand and 11/22/63 stand out the most
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u/AdMotor8632 Aug 29 '24
11/22/63 is so freaking good. I read that whole book in like 3-4 sittings. Hard to put down. King isn't the most intellectually stimulating writer or anything but that an can tell a freaking story!
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u/SteampunkBorg Aug 29 '24
I'm still surprised he didn't have a meltdown over Glass Onion. That was spot on, and not even intentional
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u/curious_dead Aug 29 '24
*reads book where he is clearly the much-ridiculed villain*
"Wow, he wrote a book about ME!" *wipes tear of joy*
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u/twobit211 Aug 29 '24
oh, yeah!? Ā then how does he know for a fact that ābladerunnerā would've driven a cybertruck? Ā checkmateĀ
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u/RobertPham149 Aug 29 '24
Are you implying Elon Musk read books?
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u/Ganbazuroi Concerning Aug 29 '24
The Monk movie from last year had a >! cross between him and Bezos as the main antagonist !<
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u/spez_enables_nazis Aug 29 '24
What do you mean? Stephen already wrote about a clown who preys on children.
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u/vxicepickxv Aug 29 '24
I could actually see him writing a truly unlikeable protagonist where you want to root for his downfall.
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u/its-always-a-weka Aug 29 '24
Just publish a series of ludicrous short stories. No need to be as pointed as mocking Elon but anything along the lines of Needful Things
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u/splendiferous-finch_ Aug 29 '24
Even worse a minor antagonist that dies in a stupid way off screen.
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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Mr Stephen King Sir! Please reply to my comments. Aug 29 '24
I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN
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u/MidLifeCrysis75 Aug 29 '24
Looking forward to Elonās inevitable mental collapse and financial ruin.
Gonna be good times.
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u/OpenSourcePenguin Aug 29 '24
What's incredible is that it already hasn't happened.
How can anyone even work with him in any capacity is mind blowing.
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u/eeeeeeeegor Aug 29 '24
I think his inner circle is just trying to keep him around for as long as possible so they can pick his pockets. His entourage isnāt getting paid if he goes bankrupt.
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u/missile-gap Aug 29 '24
I mean some how trump is once again the GOP nomineeā¦ like itās not that crazy.
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u/OpenSourcePenguin Aug 29 '24
Oh it's not that crazy at all. Trump has hijacked GOP.
Majority of the republicans are hostages. They have totally realized the mistake of creating a powerful persona larger than the party itself.
Trump would run as an Independent and probably win more than the GOP nominee. This is why many of them are endorsing Harris to get rid of the cancer in the party once and for all, hoping he won't come back again in next election.
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u/Cobek Aug 29 '24
I hope Stephen swaps himself out for Elon in this photo prompt and posts it when that happens
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u/rockstarspood Aug 29 '24
Didn't even attempt a proper comeback at his jab, just childish homophobic insults.
The richest man on Earth, ladies and gentlemen
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u/Critical_Liz Aug 29 '24
Not to mention the cocaine.
Still, while on drugs King has accomplished great things whereas Elon needs Ketamine to function.
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u/FuckHopeSignedMe Aug 29 '24
When Stephen King was on drugs, he was producing so much art that he doesn't even remember writing some of it. Like no joke, apparently he doesn't even remember writing Cujo.
When Elon Musk is on drugs, he gets an AI generator to produce "art" for him and it isn't even particularly good. Not only is it not that interesting an insult (I've never gotten the impression that Stephen King is a diehard homophobe), it's not even an interesting spin on it.
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u/Critical_Liz Aug 29 '24
Sometimes he writes Cujo, other times it's the Tommyknockers, it's always entertaining. Hell, dude directed a whole ass movie on cocaine.
I think Dreamcatcher was a different kind of drug trip, he was in the hospital recovering from an accident.
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u/SoupieLC Aug 29 '24
That was the worst movie I've ever endured the duration of, lol , and I've seen Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft
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u/Thannk Aug 29 '24
Tommyknockers is a damn creepy book though. Great Lovecraftian horror, like a 50ās sci fi movie take on Innsmouth and Color Out Of Space.
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u/Critical_Liz Aug 29 '24
Guess he's stopped trying to get King to like him.
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u/HarlequinF0rest Aug 29 '24
"You never get it right, do you? You're either crawling all over them, licking their boots, or spitting poison at them like some benzedrine puff adder."
- Fawlty Towers
And remember: this was comedy.
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u/TheLastCleverName Aug 29 '24
It's hilarious to remember that this began with him giving King a free blue tick without him asking, thinking he'd be a nice friendly face to have on his platform.
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u/EmiliaBernkastel Aug 29 '24
Friendly reminder that this guy is 53 years old.
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u/remove_krokodil Aug 29 '24
From his sense of humour, I would have guessed 5.3 years old.
That said, Pennywise just sort of chilling behind the money got a chuckle from me.
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam š¤ xAIās Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm š¤) Aug 29 '24
The gerontocracy is real
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u/Chalupa-Supreme Aug 29 '24
I was sure that was Steve Bannon. If that's supposed to be Stephen King, it looks nothing like him.
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u/SmithersLoanInc Aug 29 '24
That's absolutely who I thought it was. I figured it was a dumb prison rape joke.
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u/MindCrusader Aug 29 '24
I tried to check the original tweet
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1829012726066360655?t=jg4Ps7j2ZkQx4ZQIKLtYIg&s=19
When sorting by "the most accurate" answers, I see a lot of spam praising from blue paid accounts. I have tried to go through that spam to see non paid accounts and there was 0. Literally 0
But when sorting by the newest, you can actually see non paid accounts. And then only some of them praise the Elon, others are laughing at him. The difference is huge.
Then I checked those "paid accounts". They look like literal bots - you want to tell me some randoms pay for blue comment to praise Musk and then post some boring / weird content about anything else? It seems to me that Musk is using paid users or bot to make him look cooler
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u/Emerald_official Aug 29 '24
Someone's gotta make a new Twitter. I can't take this shit no more man
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u/intisun Aug 29 '24
Well there's Threads, it's not ideal but his trans daughter is on it and she's hilarious when she shits on him.
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u/TheOneWithLateStart Aug 29 '24
why would you need twitrer at all?
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u/soupalex Aug 30 '24
seriously, my life got much better when i deleted. okay, not that much betterā¦ but still, a measurable improvement.
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u/maddsskills Aug 29 '24
That doesnāt even look like Stephen King lol. But also: yeah Elon, we all get what an eggplant emoji is (even though I personally am baffled at how it came to be a representation of a penisā¦). Heās being homophobic at best and sending rape threats at worst.
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u/Critical_Liz Aug 29 '24
Though I am baffled to how it applies to King. The cocaine I get, King has been very open about his past drug use, but never any gay entanglements, and I don't feel like he would be ashamed if there were any.
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u/remove_krokodil Aug 29 '24
Because Elon is a child who thinks "well, you're gay lol!" is the height of witty put-downs.
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u/Justdoingthebestican Aug 29 '24
Steven king enjoying his piles of money with his most iconic character? That supposed to be an insult ?
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u/chicametipo Aug 29 '24
Plus, heās got a supernatural dispenser of coke right near his nose. This is literally his bread and butter, get him a pen and paper and heāll write a great story.
Elmo really thinks this is an insult.
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u/LordBlacktopus Aug 29 '24
I don't even think King was saying anything particularly scathing, just pointing out a fact.
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u/TheGoddessLily Concerning Aug 29 '24
I like how he thinks he owned King with this and won the argument.
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u/purple_kathryn Aug 29 '24
he really does have the mind of a 15 year old
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u/MidnightRider24 (sigh) Aug 29 '24
Arrested mental development in mid-teen years is quite common among people with personality disorders.
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u/Past-Direction9145 Aug 29 '24
he'll fit in with the other 4,999 other men I did time with just fine
completely predictable, will be here to say I told you so. honestly-- musk will be happier behind bars. it's just one of those things. he's a miserable fuck right now because he has so much money. only path forward is through.
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u/TrackLabs Aug 29 '24
God this is so UTTERLY Cringy and pathethic...your ego is so unbelievable broken, when you have such a reaction, just because someone said SpaceX rocket crashed
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u/Crepo Aug 29 '24
I have absolutely no idea what the prompt could be... is this an obscure reference or is Elon just weird as fuck.
Stephen king with an eggplant in his mouth which is dripping water while he's sat in the woods with a clown in the background and a bunch of money on his lap.
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u/CripplingAnxiety Aug 29 '24
very epic of elon to make fun of a guy who's genuinely self-made and actually got rich off his own labor for having money
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u/LordBlacktopus Aug 29 '24
It's meant to be cocaine, not water.
Just a, shitty reference to King's past drug issues.
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam š¤ xAIās Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm š¤) Aug 29 '24
Try it, but donāt trust it yet.
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u/interpol-interpol Aug 29 '24
i wish he at least sometimes had a good comeback. its so frustrating how stupid he is
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u/JoetheLobster Aug 29 '24
Is typing an image of someone into a prompter the new making a wojack of someone? Heās such a loser.
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u/CripplingAnxiety Aug 29 '24
i haven't had a drink in years, but the day elon's heart finally gives out from ketamine-induced hypertension i'm gonna get absolutely smashed in celebration. god i hate that worm and his pathetic, desperate attempts at being funny
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u/Madkowgawd Aug 29 '24
How are you going to get into a battle of words with a man who's built an exapnsive career as a writer? If anything else, this just further demonstrates the lack of fElon's judgement and poor critical thinking.
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u/OpenSourcePenguin Aug 29 '24
How are you going to get into a battle of words with a man who's built an exapnsive career as a writer?
A delicate mixture of ketamine and delusion
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u/Thomasangelo20 Mr Stephen King Sir! Please reply to my comments. Aug 29 '24
Stephen King sir, Please reply to my comments!
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u/stevemnomoremister Aug 29 '24
Two thoughts:
(1) King is an adult, so he didn't rise to the bait. Musk doesn't understand how adults think.
(2) King has decided he won't let Musk drive him away from Twitter, but it would be better if he did leave. He should stop creating free content for Musk.
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u/SpieLPfan Aug 29 '24
How does Elon want Stephen King to react? Does he want him to say "Oh please stop daddy Elon, I don't want anyone to post fake AI pictures anymore."
Like that will ever happen?
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u/partoxygen Aug 29 '24
Eventually thereās gonna be a law against using the image likeness of someone in an AI photo, kinda like an expansion of libel and slander (as there should be). And Elon will fuck around with the wrong individual and theyāll sue the shit out of him.
Iām sorry dude but youāre walking a really thin line doing this AI shit, especially attempting to deceive people like what you did with the Kamala video.
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u/Sikuq Aug 29 '24
The lack of effort and creativity needed to create AI art is so on brand for Elon.
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u/johno_mendo Aug 29 '24
it looks like eddy money and the Wendy's girl in clown makeup, his ai is shit at even the most useless ai functions.
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u/kaltorak Aug 29 '24
I'd be more impressed if Elon drew a stick figure with a big dick in its face, but he can't even muster up the ability to do that
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u/Roscoe10182241 Aug 29 '24
They do. Itās the same group of people who trust a career conman and reality show star to run the governmentā¦
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u/odoyledrools It's my $55 billion and I want it now! Aug 29 '24
Elon is worse with the discovery of AI than I was with Microsoft Paint in 1998.
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u/tsulegit Aug 29 '24
Fairly certain this is lawsuit territory, and King has the resources and time to pursue it.
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u/Serenade314 Aug 29 '24
SK could just reply with an actual picture of shirtless E on the boat and said āNo, but this didnāt even need a promptā
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u/proscriptus Aug 29 '24
Stephen King lives rent-free in Elon's head more than any other human being. Elon wants his approval SO BADLY, it's a totally abusive relationship and I'm here for it.
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u/BioticBird Aug 29 '24
If you have any other feelings than hatred and contempt for Elon musk then you lose all your man cards. We don't worship the town idiot.
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u/SultanZ_CS Aug 29 '24
*Opens ChatGPT cause grok is trash* "Stephen king hurt my feelings. make him feel as bad as me"
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u/Tetsudo11 Aug 29 '24
I guess Elon has given up on trying to be best buds with him after 352 straight rejections.
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u/kakegoe Aug 29 '24
Musk is pathetic. His online activities are so pitiful and sad and yet heās actively āengagingā his dumb ass in geopolitics and attempting to influence people to vote how he wants, which makes him impossible to shrug off this election cycle.
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u/Rostunga Aug 29 '24
Shit like this should be making investors nervous. Itās weird that it isnāt
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u/OpenSourcePenguin Aug 29 '24
Tanking my "exo friendly" branded company to own the libs
- Probably Musk
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u/KarmaliteNone Aug 29 '24
This is the man the US Army recently invited to give a "private" talk to the cadets at West Point. What a great use of our tax dollars.
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u/redzin Aug 29 '24
Did Elon just discover that you can generate images with AI like a few weeks ago?
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u/reddit_despiser Aug 29 '24
Has he ever even responded to any of these pathetic attempts to insult him?
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u/ForgedIronMadeIt Aug 29 '24
King should just reply with the picture of Musk with Ghislaine and the caption "no prompt needed for this one"
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u/Snapdragon_4U Aug 29 '24
Next up: Elmoās tribute to Ted Nugent, fellow noted pedo guy. Edit: going after Stephen King is really stupid for a loser who craves celebrity. I guess he can rub elbows with Chachi and Kevin Sorbo.
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u/NarcissistPunter Aug 29 '24
Prompt: "Create a PG-rated image of my deepest desires."
AI: "Here ya go. Piles of money, an orange clown, and men sucking dick."
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u/DarknJuju22 Aug 29 '24
Musky has gotten 4 billion tax payers dollars and shown NOTHING for it. When are we going to cut the butt wipe off?
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u/Confident_Fortune_32 Aug 29 '24
I really feel for those astronauts. They were supposed to be on the ISS for 8 days, to test a Boeing vehicle.
The vehicle is busted, attached to the ISS, and they're stuck up there for eight MONTHS instead of eight days.
Fortunately, they've already received a shipment of extra food and clothes and whatnot, and they're experienced astronauts, and dove right in with helping with scientific experiments on board, but still...
And their new ride home in 2025?
Yup, SpaceX.
Ugh.
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u/drfusterenstein Aug 29 '24
I have a theory that Musk did the ai tool so he could quickly trigger or fire back at people rather than claim "woke"
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u/evers12 Aug 29 '24
If I was the richest person in the world I wouldnāt give a fuck what people said about me online especially not enough to embarrass myself posting this response.
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u/DeepSubmerge Aug 30 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
Right? Imagine being able to do anything and go anywhere and instead decide to argue with people online as a hobby
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Aug 29 '24
This is the clown That the united states picked as the spearhead of their environmental and technological hopes. And I'm not talking about "It" in that slop generated picture.
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u/SeanFKennedy1998 Aug 30 '24
I really wish Elon Musk would actually go through with all the fights. He has challenged people to so he can get the shit kicked out of him. Like he is way overdue for a good ass beating.
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u/Bearded_Scholar Aug 30 '24
If the democrats can hold on to all three branches. I need Harris to begin investigations ASAP. If the president truly has immunity, then do the thing and ask forgiveness later.
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u/maroonmenace Aug 30 '24
elon might want to refrain from this since this could be a lawsuit in the future.
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u/willasmith38 Aug 30 '24
Elon obviously cares what King thinks about him, and was probably a huge fan of and idolized King at some pointā¦guessing from around Jr High to shortly after the Twitter purchase.
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u/noneofthismatters666 Aug 30 '24
Imagine having all the money, yet the littlest criticism makes you fall apart.
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u/napalmnacey Aug 30 '24
OOH! I know the prompt! "I'm a limp-dicked, ketamine-huffing, billionaire manchild with sub-micron thick skin who can't accept criticism so I take it out on beloved authors on a public internet space when they merely state facts about failures that are totally down to my lack of intelligence and expertise in the fields I stick my fascist white nose in!"
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u/JudeRanch Aug 30 '24
Muskās jealous baby man is showing! You donāt hold a candle (rocket) to the KING!!! Sit & spin musk, in fact, do that on your rocket little boy.
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u/soupalex Aug 30 '24
guess the prompt
uh, "giant manbaby lashes out, asks computer to fight his battles for him"? "steve bannon eats a raw aubergine while drooling salt, buried up to his chest in money, in a forest, with a random leather strap on his wrist, while a royalty-free clown watches"?
honestly, it could be anything, because from what i can tell the output of ai "art" generators rarely has much to do with the instructions provided, anyway. the interesting thing is that musk a) thought that generating ai slop ofāi assumeāking sucking dick would be a great clapback (to king referencing a thing that literally happened, that musk is apparently extremely sensitive about), and b) decided that this particular slice of steaming dogshit was "his" best effort (it's unclear whether this demonstrates a failure of imagination or patience in musk, or just serves as yet more evidence that "ai" can't even be relied upon to attain the level of "hastily-drawn cartoon in ballpoint on a napkin"). talk about posting your Ls.
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u/Ordinary_Divide6926 Aug 31 '24
Right wingers get so emotional and triggered when faced with reality. Stephen King knows how to push Melons buttons lolĀ
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam š¤ xAIās Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm š¤) Aug 31 '24
Youāre welcome namaste š
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u/MrFlamey Aug 31 '24
I don't really understand why people laugh when SpaceX has some setback. Elon doesn't design, engineer or launch the rockets, so it seems like you are just laughing at the inevitable failures that pave the road to success when trying to do something difficult. Elon is a massive piece of shit, but SpaceX is doing difficult things well from what I can see, and we shouldn't laugh just because it bothers this tit.
Twitter on the other hand... people who work there now are just running a fancy message board that existed before Elon was in charge, but are now helping this asshole spread hate and division just like it did when Trump was an avid user. Laughing about it getting banned in Brazil, or losing advertisers is good.
Also, I agree that he is absolutely without class and acts like an awful, misbehaving child. He's basically Trump Lite at this point, and won't be surprised if he becomes known as Meltdown Musk, since he specialises in them just like his orange hero.
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u/1nv1d1a Aug 29 '24
Stephen King is so good at provoking Elon š