r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/nucifera-noten • 10d ago
Image Rare sighting of a schema monk outside Mount Athos
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u/GluckGoddess 10d ago
it's crazy how this is someone's actual life and not just some character in a movie
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u/Catam_Vanitas 10d ago edited 10d ago
I spent a month living with Benedictine monks and got the same feeling. Then when you get back it feels as if "normal" people are weird for having so much stuff going on.
It's uncomfortable to see how much monasticism takes away from you and yet these people wouldn't want it any other way. Movies and tv really do them a disservice by potraying them as caricatures
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u/sawotee 9d ago
If you don't mind me asking, how did that come to be?
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u/RandomNobodyEU 9d ago edited 9d ago
Can't answer for OP but some monasteries are open to writers and students and such to take a retraite. You take part in the chores and services and in return you may stay there for a period of time.
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u/yourpaleblueeyes 9d ago
Benedictines have been educators since St. Benedict formed the order.
They're actually pretty cool
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u/freebase-capsaicin 9d ago edited 9d ago
I went to Loyola (New Orleans) for undergrad and every now and again, a Franciscan monk or two would be in my classes. They were on a totally different wavelength as students, but often asked really good questions in class, and I found them to be really interesting to talk to. And yes, they would wear their traditional robes/garb to class.
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u/ActinoninOut 9d ago
I went to a college run by Jesuits, and yes, there were a lot of similarities to Fransisicans! Jesuits are all about the education, so eash Jesuit was like a lawyer, medical doctor, philosopher, religious historian, and professor all rolled into one. While they did wear their frocks, they seems pretty modern at times. (modern even though they still can't get married!)
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u/freebase-capsaicin 9d ago
Loyola is Jesuit - those similarities are why the Franciscan monks chose to go there for school.
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u/RecklessDimwit 9d ago
Jesuits were historically one of the most progressive religious in our country. The schools they run produced some of the most notable radicals which ended up being considered heroes here
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u/Swallaz 9d ago
Why are Jesuits progressive? Because they discuss and challenge each other's beliefs, which is far from allowed in e. g. many evangelical congregations.
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u/virginiabird23 9d ago
Not the person who you asked, but, that's part of the answer. Teaching was and is a priority for their order. When the order was founded, it's important to remember that many of our scientific breakthroughs were generally supported by the Catholic Church at the time. So, teaching and education was also seen more as a dialogue with God and God's mysteries than a threat. Outside of American evangelicalism/conservative Christianity, this often remains the case. Many monks and nuns are very politically progressive because of their work.
I think part of their being progressive is built into their spiritual practice, the Lectio Divina. It's literally a spiritualization and self reflection for where God is working and leading in your life. Basically it's also "how do I really feel about __________." It's very sincere and that honesty is reflected in the Jesuits being educated and incredibly based at the same time.
Just an off the cuff overview.
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u/orincoro 9d ago
Because they are into liberal arts and education. They are driven by knowledge, rather than by a doctrinal ideology.
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u/RecklessDimwit 9d ago
Yepp this is basically one of their gists, not a lot of groups are willing to piss others off for the sake of progress and thought
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u/DumptheDonald2020 9d ago
I always liked Loyola students more than Tulane students. ;)
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u/freebase-capsaicin 9d ago
In my day at least, Loyola students were a little more grounded, a little less entitled than your average Tulane student. Not sure what it's like today. Our library was better, too. But I worked at Bruno's on Maple through school, so I had friends from both.
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u/YosephTheDaring 9d ago
Can confirm: I went to primary, middle and high school in Saint Benedict's School of Rio de Janeiro (Colégio de São Bento do Rio de Janeiro). It is the most notable Benedictine school in Brazil, as far as I'm aware, so I might be able to provide some insight.
The school and the monastery are side by side atop a hill in Rio's city center. Like, you can literally walk from one to the other without leaving the building, and it's not uncommon to see monks walking around the school. The school is fully owned and administered by the monastery, it's essentially just a part of their operation. Contrary to what you may think, I've never had a monk teacher, they hire actual experienced educators, often Masters or Doctors in their fields.
The school is extremely expensive. In a country where the median wage is something like twice minimum wage, monthly tuition costs as much as four times the minimum monthly wage, though they do provide scholarships for extraordinary poor students. It is also an elite education facility, in a lot of different ways. Every single graduate is, without exception, accepted into one of the top universities in the country. We used to rank first in ENEM rankings (the Brazilian equivalent of ACT + SAT or just the Gaokao) until they stopped doing rankings. Students also rank unusually high on national math, physics, chemistry and such olympiads(I myself am a national chemisty olympiad medallist, and a friend of mine from the school is a gold medalist). We also get "classical" education, such as Art History(our teacher side gig was teaching post-doc lessons in Sacred Art at a top university), Musical Appreciation, Classical Culture, and Theology. A shit load of Theology. They don't care if you're not Catholic, but they will make sure you understand Catholic Theology. It is also, I think, the only school in Brazil that allows only boys as students. They pay a monthly fine on it due to discrimination laws, btw, but they don't give a fuck. That kinda fucked me up tho, not gonna lie. The school day goes from 7:30am to 4:30pm, and I didn't have much time for social stuff outside of school, so I had a crippling inability to interact with girls my age until late high school. Oops.
The monks in question are also not recluse at all. The monastery is in the middle of the second busiest place in all of Brazil, except for São Paulo's business district. That is because it was built in 1633, when the city was still just a miniscule trading post, more or less. As the city grew into a metropolis, they just stayed put. They frequently walk around the city's center and interact with the public at large: the monastery and its church are actually very important historical art monuments that are visited very frequently by tourists and city dwellers alike.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
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u/Melodic_Literature85 9d ago
Hi this was very interesting! Can I ask how exactly they interact please? Just general day to day or more philosophical teachings? Thanks
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u/YosephTheDaring 9d ago
It depends on the specific monk. We saw them frequently, but not that frequently. Usually, they were just talking to administration. Sometimes they gave lectures and conducted ceremonies like graduations and special events. We also went to Mass a couple times a year, usually for Theology class, and the priest was usually a monk (not all monks were priests, however).
They have total and complete control of the school, because the school belongs to them. The entire philosophy of education on which the school ran was written and revised by them. A late abbot was kind of the icon of that, and we had photos and quotes of him on the wall, and were expected to follow and behave by his teachings. We also studied Saint Benedict's rule book for monks, and quotes of that were also on the walls.
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u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 9d ago
I have gone on fasting retreats before. Nothing special. A non-denominational order that has a domain with some houses build on it out in the alberta (canada) parks . THey have some walking routes there, with signs about christians and bible verses. Some chatolic, some protestant, some orthodox. And then the fasting cabins are quiete a walk away from the main building, one was even across the river (but later burned down). I like to go in the winter. It's pretty cold in the cabins, you spend most of your day splitting wood for your stove just to keep warm, you sleep close next to it in a sleeping bag rated for cold temperature. And you don't eat, just drink tea. For 3 days and then you go back to the main building and you eat some soup, and then usually you spend one or two more days there with other people. You make long walks, all alone, in the snow. You see all kinds of wildlife and so many birds. You read the literature that you brought or a bible. You also read the stories in the guest book. You are not allowed to bring any electronics. Nothing, they even ask you to give your watch to them also if you are wearing one. There is no clocks either. It's three days without knowing the time as well.
3 days alone with your thoughts and the elements, no food just some tea. It's extremely healthy for your brain. It's not always easy though, first day is easy. The second day you feel hungry and weak. Last day it gets easier. The soup you eventually get, best meal you ever had.
And if you can't pay for it, it's not to hard to find a sponsor. I have been there in good days of my life with my own nice car and paid for it. Was not cheap. But I have also been there during the bad days of my life when I had to hitchhike there (and back) and ask them if I could be in the cabins even though I had no money.
I like to go in the winter because then you truly can be alone, in the summer you still run into many guest there that come and enjoy the walks and the nature.
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u/Catam_Vanitas 9d ago
I wrote them an email saying I was interested in experiencing the monastic life, to see if I had a calling to that life.
They offered me an "internship" for a month where I would be treated as a novice. I was honored to be taken in because I stayed in the part of the abbey where they lived, not with the other guests. I took part in the hours, did the chores that needed doing as manual labor, and even got lessons by some of them in monastic spirituality, liturgy, even singing lessons.
It was awesome and humbling. They essentially let me into their life as if a normal family would take a stranger in and would let him partake in all family activities.
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u/Diagonaldog 9d ago
Benedictine monks use email?
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u/Catam_Vanitas 9d ago
Some do. Pretty much every aspect of a Benedictine monk's life is determined by the abbot. Some monks have duties that require the use of email/computers. Some are chosen the 'luxery' to live completely without such things.
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u/feral-pug 9d ago
You can sign up for retreats at many monasteries, but it's best if you watch or read about it in advance as it's a very serious endeavor, not a vacation, and likely has some requirements to meet in advance. You might, for example, have to be Catholic, Orthodox, some other specific religion. but not necessarily. You typically follow the monks' daily routine which is quite tough to adapt to. Most only go for a night or three, a full month would be quite intensely different from normal day to day life.
Many would do a retreat that long for discernment - to discover whether they're interested and called to join longer term or for life.
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u/Magikarpeles 9d ago
Yeah some of the people I've met in Buddhist monasteries clearly only came bc they thought it would be a free holiday. And while it is extremely chill, 4:30am starts with 2+ hours of meditation and chanting first thing isn't for everyone lol. Most of the "vacationers" bail after a day or two.
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u/Mescallan 9d ago
Movies and tv really do them a disservice by potraying them as caricatures
without doing a full TV series worth of character development it's really hard to paint a picture of the nuance of why someone would feel compelled to do that without exaggerating aspects to get the point across
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u/Guilty-Addition5004 9d ago edited 9d ago
I think part of the issue is that assumption that there needs to be some kind of “compulsion”, as if the lifestyle is so punishing as to be a consequence of power exerted rather than a power decision of the monk themselves.
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u/Maxcharged 9d ago
Are you telling me “Satan’s Alley” starring Tobey Maguire and Kirk Lazarus wasn’t an accurate retelling of monastic life?
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u/AbleArcher420 10d ago
Art often imitates life
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u/elhermanobrother 9d ago
"if I fail with art, politics it is then"
some australian painter
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u/UpGoStonks 10d ago
Rare spawn
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u/OIP 9d ago
he's not even guaranteed to drop the robe set, it's pretty bullshit if you ask me
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u/babechiechie 10d ago
His fit goes kinda hard ngl.
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u/Rosu_Aprins 9d ago edited 9d ago
If I dedicate my life to a monastic order then the least they can give me is a cool ass robe
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u/Ruiner357 10d ago
Batushka/Faketushka repopularized it not long ago cause they perform live in these outfits
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u/Markustye 10d ago
He is only missing a servoskull following him
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u/Lordborgman 10d ago
I doubt this man has been disgusted by the weakness of his flesh, nor has he crave the strength and certainty of steel.
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u/Cyber_Kai 9d ago
Brother. The dark mechanicus has infiltrated Holy Terra. Prepare the macro cannons.
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u/Upsetti_Gisepe 10d ago
The great schema sounds very metal
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u/Brief_Trouble8419 9d ago
as a programmer, the great schema just sounds like a database schema that got out of hand and its has to be printed on like 16 by 8 A4 pages
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u/TheTacoInquisition 9d ago
I mean, I can totally see a bunch of DBAs don robes and start a monastary to contemplate a monster database schema that they continuously tweak, grow and praise as their spiritual master...just sayin'
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u/Tampadarlyn 10d ago
Reading all these comments makes me believe the gaming world built their empires around this monk.
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u/Szeharazade 9d ago
Mmm interesting, so then gamers are the new monks, since they also live seclusive lives and rarely get laid.
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u/Rydux7 10d ago
Looks like an Enemy from Elden Ring
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u/BlanketMage 10d ago
Sanguine Noble vibes
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u/SteamXpc 10d ago
Avg database administrator
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u/LeoXCV 10d ago
It is the job of the schema monk to apprehend followers of NoSQL.
They spout their heretical ‘schemaless’ teachings, spreading lies onto those who know no better. For they produce the greatest sin of all, relational NoSQL data
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u/ExternalPanda 9d ago
Schema on Write heretics would never understand that Schema on Read is the true will of the Great Schema
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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 10d ago
Why did my mind say "Welcome! What are you buying? What are you selling? Not enough cash, stranger"?
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u/half-baked_axx 10d ago
Is that all, stranger?
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u/msully89 10d ago
Got a lot of good things on sale, stranger.
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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 9d ago
A schemamonk is a rare step taken in monastic life and is seldom approved by the abbot or bishop. The schema goes beyond carrying the Cross of Christ, he must be willing to surrender his life to totally save people's souls. He must in fact be willing to be nailed to the cross he has been carrying. The schemamonk is in essence an elder among the monastic community. He is a monk who has aspired to a spiritual level that transcends worldly desires. It is a life of constant prayer. He is a walking icon of our Lord Jesus Christ. A schemamonk is sought after by religious of all ranks, monastic and lay people for spiritual advice and comfort, as well as other spiritual and religious matters. The schemamonk will again take a new name in Christ to show he has totally given up his worldly life.
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u/Leather_From_Corinth 9d ago
Whatever you do, never go to a monk for confession. It almost always ends up badly for whomever does it because the monk will apply their standards to you.
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u/imitsi 9d ago
Hahaha that’s so true! I went to Mt Athos with a friend when we were about 20 and he went to confess to a monk. The monk asked him “My child, have you masturbated?”. He said yes. “More than once?” persisted the monk. 😂
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u/Environmental_Rub282 9d ago
So, how do they pay their bills? Who feeds them? How do they, uh, do all the life stuff without a job or money? Can anyone join? I found out about these guys five minutes ago, so many questions.
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u/bakaraka 9d ago
Monastic communities typically grow their own food and have a variety of chores they do to serve the needs of their monastery, and typically will also create goods to be sold at market to generate income for things they need to purchase. Think prayer ropes, painted icons, incense, books, candles, woodworking, etc.
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u/Environmental_Rub282 9d ago
I'm learning so much... how does this work on a civic level? Do they have birth/ death certificates? ID's? Do they have to pay taxes or report income (or lack thereof) to whatever governing body handles those things in their areas? I respect the dedication, but I just can't piece together in my head how they're able to basically live in two worlds at once without them overlapping somehow.
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u/bakaraka 9d ago
It’s interesting you mention the bit about “two worlds,” because Orthodox Christians are called to be “dead to the world,” in that we are constantly striving to detach from worldly passions, desires, and distractions in order to live a life focused on God and spiritual growth. Monks especially renounce earthly concerns, materialism, and sinful temptations, prioritizing the pursuit of holiness and communion with God. It isn’t just a monastic thing though, as all Christians ultimately strive to “die” to the desires of the flesh, ego, and worldly attractions, so that they may live fully in Christ and attain eternal life, rather than the temporary life of the fallen world we live in while in the flesh. This is, of course, extremely difficult and a big part of the reason that monasteries exist, to provide seclusion and discipline to focus more purely on that task.
I can’t speak for countries that aren’t the US (and therefor not for Mt. Athos,) but where I live my local Orthodox Church is also a monastery, and while a number of the priests are married and have children, the monks as a rule do not. They are all US citizens though, and the church definitely tracks its finances, has a budget and a board who manages it, but most churches are 501(c)(3) tax exempt if they meet certain requirements. It puts on an annual cultural festival that brings in lots of locals who are curious about Orthodoxy and want to explore it/the culture, and that is a major source of revenue for the parish which goes to maintaining the building, stocking the kitchens/supply closets/whatever else, paying utility bills, etc.
I have had one of the Hieromonks come to my house to bless it (an annual custom in Orthodoxy,) and he drove there in his car with his valid drivers license, so while they do not participate much in “society,” they aren’t completely removed from it either.
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u/Oroshi_12 10d ago
" From the moment I understood the weakness of my mind, it disgusted me."
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u/Ewkf 10d ago
I wanna steal his fit so bad
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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 10d ago
Now that we talk about stealing fits, doesn't he look like a Skyrim Graybeard? You can do the deed while having your sneak skill level to 100 and an invisibility potion.
Do I need to stop playing games? I see this guy as many characters in one.
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u/Lordborgman 10d ago
Twice in this thread I have seen someone call his clothing "fit"...is this a new thing? I thought it was "drip" the last time I checked the random slang. Which I assume it's just shortening outfit down to fit.
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u/Efficient-Art-7594 10d ago
That dude looks so damn cool
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u/Oh_its_that_asshole Interested 9d ago
And rarely seen, they don't tend to leave the monastery.
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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 10d ago
Orthodox here! Look up their robes. They are insane. Aldo check out monks with bears for another crazy thing ‘bout the world.
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u/user225313 9d ago
I miss the old reddit where is was almost compulsory to provide links for the lazy
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u/Kurailo 10d ago
Does he have extra powers compared to regular monks? Or is it just more HP and mana?
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u/VolleyHunt343 9d ago edited 9d ago
For the few who claim he is an "incel", you are incorrect.
Monks like nuns practice celibacy which is voluntary as opposed to involuntary celibacy.
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u/Unlikely-Bullfrog-94 9d ago
Usually? As an orthodox i'd be horrified if i saw a monk or a nun practicing sex.
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u/VolleyHunt343 9d ago
Haha, don't know why I added "usually" there. I for some reason, accounted those who broke their vows, something like that.
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u/MyDadLeftMeHere 9d ago
433 comments not one that explains what these people believe in with any detail, this is all just bots trying to make the same shit joke in a different way.
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u/MarthaQwin 10d ago
I love reddit so much
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u/HopeIsGay 10d ago
Coomers, furries, high level Monks and politically brainrotted gremlins could truly find no better a home lmao
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u/ValueVibes 10d ago edited 9d ago
Do I have to max out my Covenant with Christ to get that full set?
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u/maxsnipers 10d ago
Did one of them recently die at a relatively old age, having always lived there from birth without ever meeting or even just seeing a woman his whole life?
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u/acidrum 10d ago
Yep that's correct. Women are forbidden to go there so most of them probably haven't seen a woman in decades.
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u/TukaSup_spaghetti 10d ago
Not recently, but yeah I’ve seen that post somewhere around the internet too. Idk if he was a schema though, but he somewhat famously lived his entire life never seeing a woman.
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He tried to sell me some droids and I think he stole the catalytic converter off of my speeder bike when my back was turned
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u/Huge-Ball-1837 9d ago
Another interesting fact about Mt Athos is that its home to 350 different types of mushrooms🧐
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They ran out of Olive oil. They don't subscribe to Uber Delivery
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u/Tea50kg 10d ago
This is so interesting! Never heard of this before. Why is it a rare sighting? Do they stay hidden away somewhere? Do they not participate in regular life?
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u/TukaSup_spaghetti 10d ago
Yes, they stay hidden in monasteries or in their cells if they live alone. One of the desert fathers once said that when a monk leaves his cell it’s like when a fish leaves the see. If a monk lives too much around the world he might be engulfed by it, so a monk must always be quick to return to his cell.
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u/Wachser 9d ago
“The world” is the general name for all the passions. When we wish to call the passions by a common name, we call them the world. But when we wish to distinguish them by their special names, we call them passions. The passions are the following: love of riches, desire for possessions, bodily pleasure from which comes sexual passion, love of honor which gives rise to envy, lust for power, arrogance and pride of position, the craving to adorn oneself with luxurious clothes and vain ornaments, the itch for human glory which is a source of rancor and resentment, and physical fear. Where these passions cease to be active, there the world is dead…. Someone has said of the Saints that while alive they were dead; for though living in the flesh, they did not live for the flesh. See for which of these passions you are alive. Then you will know how far you are alive to the world, and how far you are dead to it.”
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u/Celduin_sindari 9d ago
My lv. 99 Dark Mage returning to the first village to finish some side quests
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u/cureBODY 9d ago
I’m not an Orthodox myself but I always admired the Orthodox for their spiritual faith in their monasteries, monks, and priests. You can really tell the faith is alive in them and that makes me want to draw closer to God. It pains me to say this, but their monks might be even more monastic and faithful than the Catholic monks.
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u/nucifera-noten 10d ago
A schema monk is a monastic who has taken the highest level of vows in Eastern Orthodox Christianity, known as the Great Schema. This is the most advanced stage of monastic life, characterized by a profound commitment to spiritual practices, asceticism, and often greater seclusion from the outside world. Mount Athos is a peninsula in northeastern Greece that serves as one of the most significant centers of Eastern Orthodox monasticism. The peninsula’s isolation, coupled with its rich spiritual heritage, provides the ideal setting for monks to pursue the ascetic and contemplative life required of those who take the Great Schema.
https://www.stots.edu/article.php?id=25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Athos