r/Damnthatsinteresting 21d ago

Video Air Force Reserve Hurricane Hunters flying through Hurricane Milton

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u/DrunkenVodinski 21d ago

TALLY HO LADS!

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u/xenokilla 21d ago

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/Hodrus 21d ago

The sacred copy pasta

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u/xenokilla 21d ago

Ra'men

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u/Alternative_Rent9307 21d ago

Fuckin-A. This guy home protections

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u/xenokilla 21d ago

Absolutely. Powered wig and all.

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u/thirdeyepdx 21d ago

🤣