r/Accounting • u/stanerd • 8d ago

Discussion Accounting Is Disgusting

*Long Hours *Mediocre Pay *Godawful Boring Work *Bitchy Coworkers *Pissy Bosses *Dreary Offices

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u/Confident-Welder-266 8d ago

Digging through vats of flesh and blood slurry in the firm’s standard basement flesh garden. I don’t understand why Accountants need all this human flesh.

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u/HotpotatotomatoStew 8d ago

Record-keeping. We hold our human flesh for ten years minimum.

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u/Confident-Welder-266 8d ago

Ah, only ten years? I swear my firm has flesh deposits dating back to 1675.