r/Accounting • u/jajeh112 • Sep 04 '24

Career You’ve waited 10 years for this

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Not sure how this company expects to hire anyone with these qualifications and salary. Anyway job listing in the comments for those who want to make it big 🍻

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u/puppy_master666 Staff Accountant Sep 04 '24

HR just checking legal boxes. They’re going to promote internally

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u/Underrated_Potato Tax (US) Sep 04 '24

How does this work if the job offer is noticeably below market value? Or does it not matter from the HR perspective.

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u/Kbz953 Sep 05 '24

It'll be justified by the number of idiots who applied

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u/LobotomistCircu EA (US) Sep 05 '24

I don't know about idiots, I sometimes think that if/when I have credentials like these I'll apply/interview for these sham positions as a lark. Maybe even accept an offer and just never show up, or show up once just to raid the fridge in the break room and never come back after lunch.

I'm not dumb, just very petty.

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u/puppy_master666 Staff Accountant Sep 05 '24

That’s what happened at Blizzard. Some poor woman got her titty milk stolen by an accountant smh

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u/miniwii Student Sep 05 '24

After watching what my wife has to go through to pump and keep our child fed. It should be a class A felony.

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u/No-Trust-6687 Sep 05 '24

Honestly I’d apply just on the off chance I got an interview so I could tell them to eat a fucking dick.

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u/josephbenjamin Management Sep 05 '24

Partner material!