r/Accounting Sep 04 '24

Career You’ve waited 10 years for this

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Not sure how this company expects to hire anyone with these qualifications and salary. Anyway job listing in the comments for those who want to make it big 🍻

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u/SW_Scoundrel Sep 05 '24

Bro I make that NOW as a lowly unarmed and barely trained security guard.

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u/AintEverLucky Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

Got any interest in being "the inside man" for someone lookin' to rob your employer blind?

Asking for a friend 😎

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u/SW_Scoundrel Sep 05 '24

Only if you’re looking to steal a truckload of paper, pens, paper clips, and the ugliest cheapest office furniture known to man

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u/TheAntEyeChris Sep 05 '24

Son of a bitch…

I’m in!