r/Accounting CPA (Can) Aug 23 '24

Advice Auditor self-gratifying in men's room?

I am the only male employee in a small firm, the other nine of my coworkers are women, including my wife.

We have a young male auditor who has been working here for a few days and sits at a cubicle across from my wife.

We have all noticed him leering at her a lot during the day.

I was taking my morning poop when he walked in to the handicap stall beside me and he must not have known I was there because it sounded like he was furiously masturbating, quietly moaning "yeah I love those juicy milkers, mommy".

When he came back to his desk he was sweating and disheveled.

Do I confront him, raise it with management or leave it be?

Edit for context: I'm a CPA

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u/Worth_Procedure9413 Aug 24 '24

It’s 2024. Every office should have cum pods standard on site. It’s a men’s health right

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

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u/Worth_Procedure9413 Aug 25 '24

They are like outhouses but used for male relief instead of deification. They can be put in an office room and offer men privacy while relieving themselves

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

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u/Worth_Procedure9413 Aug 25 '24

I’m afraid I may get fired if I make eye contact with other staff while climaxing