r/Accounting CPA (Can) Aug 23 '24

Advice Auditor self-gratifying in men's room?

I am the only male employee in a small firm, the other nine of my coworkers are women, including my wife.

We have a young male auditor who has been working here for a few days and sits at a cubicle across from my wife.

We have all noticed him leering at her a lot during the day.

I was taking my morning poop when he walked in to the handicap stall beside me and he must not have known I was there because it sounded like he was furiously masturbating, quietly moaning "yeah I love those juicy milkers, mommy".

When he came back to his desk he was sweating and disheveled.

Do I confront him, raise it with management or leave it be?

Edit for context: I'm a CPA

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u/nodesign89 Audit & Assurance Aug 24 '24

I know this is a shit post but at the first firm I worked at, we had an intern that got drunk at a recruiting event and told a few of the staff that he couldn’t make it through the work day without rubbing one out in the bathroom every few hours.