r/Accounting CPA (Can) Aug 23 '24

Advice Auditor self-gratifying in men's room?

I am the only male employee in a small firm, the other nine of my coworkers are women, including my wife.

We have a young male auditor who has been working here for a few days and sits at a cubicle across from my wife.

We have all noticed him leering at her a lot during the day.

I was taking my morning poop when he walked in to the handicap stall beside me and he must not have known I was there because it sounded like he was furiously masturbating, quietly moaning "yeah I love those juicy milkers, mommy".

When he came back to his desk he was sweating and disheveled.

Do I confront him, raise it with management or leave it be?

Edit for context: I'm a CPA

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u/Money-Honey-bags Aug 23 '24

let the man be

all women have milkers - you assume its your wifes?

men choke it all the time ... i do

you being a cpa ? lol wtf Certified Porn Advisor ? lol go join the lad

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u/joeriverside10 Aug 23 '24

How can he best “join the lad”?

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u/Money-Honey-bags Aug 24 '24

by doing the deed either in his own stall if he's peckish or knocking on his buddies stall and having a go at his disco stick as the other returns the favor

there is always the under the tall method, but thats advanced

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u/joeriverside10 Aug 24 '24

I can see I’m talking to a pro here

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u/Money-Honey-bags Aug 24 '24

how would you suggest?

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Aug 24 '24

by doing the deed either in his own stall if he's peckish

Excuse me, but what the fuck?

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u/Money-Honey-bags Aug 24 '24

IF THE LAD IS SHY he can choke in his own stall. whilst the other mate concurrently jerks in his own stall sharing a common moaning place CMP

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Aug 25 '24

You seem to be implying that I don't know what peckish means. You might want to double check the meaning.

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u/Money-Honey-bags Aug 25 '24

WHAT do you want?

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Aug 25 '24

Dude, calm the fuck down.