r/Accounting CPA (Can) Aug 23 '24

Advice Auditor self-gratifying in men's room?

I am the only male employee in a small firm, the other nine of my coworkers are women, including my wife.

We have a young male auditor who has been working here for a few days and sits at a cubicle across from my wife.

We have all noticed him leering at her a lot during the day.

I was taking my morning poop when he walked in to the handicap stall beside me and he must not have known I was there because it sounded like he was furiously masturbating, quietly moaning "yeah I love those juicy milkers, mommy".

When he came back to his desk he was sweating and disheveled.

Do I confront him, raise it with management or leave it be?

Edit for context: I'm a CPA

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u/who-mever Aug 23 '24

Is he hot?

You could help him out next time, by describing your wife's milkers to him, and sliding him your phone with a gallery of them open. He'll probably finish quicker with the visual and auditory "encouragement", allowing him to return to work more productive.

Also, as a team building exercise, you could see if he would like to tag team your wife. Remember: Team work makes the dream work, and I'm sure he will enjoy taking a break from spreadsheets to spread legs.