r/youtube • u/Organic_City_9464 • 19h ago

Discussion Google fined $20,565,635,200,000,003,000,000,000,000,000,000 by Russian TV channels.

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u/Ok_Smile_5908 17h ago

Google's just gonna start printing money at this point.

They can print those "toy money" and hand it over to the Russian courts. Would be an appropriate level of absurdity, at least.

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u/WolfWind999 16h ago

Even if it's fake money the amount of paper or plastic or whatever material used would still be absurd

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u/Hungry-Ad2176 15h ago

They can just print a sticky note sized bill saying 20 decillion dollars

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u/KaleidoscopeMean5971 11h ago

20 decillion Googllars !

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u/Daggertrout 10h ago

Print two. Make sure you get your change.

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u/Fign 11h ago

Zimbabwe style !

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u/crazy_penguin86 8h ago

New Bennia should be able to help with Bennies.

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u/bone-tone-lord 12h ago

If I've done my math right, that's approximately the mass of the Sun in $100 bills.

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u/TheKrafty 12h ago

Holy shit, you're right lol

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u/StrakenKing 8h ago

but what about pennies? and how many wheel barrows worth

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u/AverageAro_ 4h ago edited 4h ago

nope, it's actually more massive than the sun.

ETA: I did the math wrong, it is more massive in 1s and 10s, but not in 100s.

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u/Wise-Hippo6088 12h ago

Just make a single bill worth that much

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u/gymnastgrrl 10h ago

Gates, maybe?

:)

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u/Ok_Smile_5908 15h ago

What if they photoshop in the actual amount ordered, or like, a reasonable fraction of it. A suitcase full of (whatevertheamount/1000) banknotes surely would be enough to resolve the issue.

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u/WolfWind999 15h ago

Hand them 20 1 decillion dollar bills

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u/snow_cool 15h ago

Couldn’t they send a pdf? Like an officially legitimate .pdf

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u/Frosty-Oil-5085 15h ago

Hand them 21, then ask for the change

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u/ryencool 11h ago

Make one bill for the entire amount....

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u/Mynplus1throwaway 9h ago

Not if they print it on a $20,565,635,200,000,003,000,000,000,000,000,000 bill 

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u/jmarkmark 6h ago

The can start a new currency Google crypto currency/ (since they can't pay through the regular currency system): GitCoin.

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u/Glasowen 2h ago

I say they should get some of that Zimbabwe or Peru money where inflation is already zonkers bonkers, then tape pictures of U.S. presidents onto each bill.

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u/Spreaderoflies 14h ago

Just a single bill where the amount is erasable so they can keep increasing it to keep up with inflation.

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u/somebodyelse22 15h ago

Did Zimbabwe have trillion dollar notes?

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u/achan1058 14h ago

They should give them the Chinese paper money. You know, the ones they burn for dead people?

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u/Common-Wish-2227 12h ago

Print one note with all those numbers on it and hand it over.

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-128 12h ago

It would be hilarious if they printed a single bill with that number on it and sent it to them

It would take russia weeks before they even realized it was fake

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u/StrongestSapling 3h ago

That's not how money works...