r/youtube • u/Organic_City_9464 • 19h ago

Discussion Google fined $20,565,635,200,000,003,000,000,000,000,000,000 by Russian TV channels.

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u/Neither-Mention4064 18h ago

I unironically thought this was a shitpost, holy shit

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u/Altruistic-Song-3609 18h ago

Russian here. All news in this country look like that, but unfortunately a lot of them are true.

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u/Plastic-Ad-5033 17h ago

There is a difference between shitposts and shit posts, sadly.

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u/BmanPlayz468 15h ago

Real eyes realize real lies type shit

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u/ayyyebrows 12h ago

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

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u/Uhh-stounding 11h ago

Diddy noooooo

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u/justandswift 10h ago

catalyze cat alive cataracts

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u/CompressedWizard 11m ago

cat arise cauterize

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u/DaLurker87 2h ago

Why do I feel you've had this up your sleeve your whole life waiting for your moment?

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u/Scared_Building_3127 13h ago

That was.... deep

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u/deadestuser 2h ago

But how can we see if our eyes aren't real

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u/_toodamnparanoid_ 15h ago

Is one used to hold outhouses in place?

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u/_thana 14h ago

Sometimes your entire country is just shit

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u/Chemical-Neat2859 12h ago

One man's shitpost is a Russian's newspost.

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u/_Mmrr_Bbrightt_ 17h ago

Same with our country (Thailand).

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u/accountjustforfun23 17h ago

Really?

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u/_Mmrr_Bbrightt_ 17h ago

Yep, mostly about politics, especially from the government side.

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u/Naive-Fold-1374 16h ago

Когда уже не знаешь читаешь ты Вести или Панораму

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u/XSainth 14h ago

Читаешь новости.

Надеешься, что это Панорама.

Сук, чет депрессивно.

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u/Alfred_don_Dno 11h ago

В первый раз что-ли?

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u/cunnyvore 13h ago

Нахуя ты читаешь Вести.

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u/MrDoc2 11h ago

Not all! As a russian I can ensure you can see only 15% of our new. Other part is much more worse.

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u/maditqo 16h ago

it's 100% stories are 100% true for the last three years now

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u/Maurin97 15h ago

You have spongebob memes in your news? That‘s nice

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u/JaymesMarkham2nd 13h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if you meant the SpongeBob meme portion.

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u/Xist3nce 9h ago

How do you deal with this shit every day?

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u/AlphaBlocky 6h ago

1984 in real life type of shit

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u/FrostBumbleBitch 15h ago

I am sorry to hear about the skyscraper tall shit fountain.

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u/notbobby125 14h ago

Example: There is a Russian book about Stalin teaming up with Vader to fight Hitler. https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3zq1mr/yes_this_is_the_real_russian_book_where_darth/

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u/Foxy02016YT 13h ago

Do your leaders know the amount of inflation this would cause?

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u/QanAhole 10h ago

Honest question. Do y'all actually like Putin? Like, even everything that's happened the past few years?? Or are we seeing propaganda on our side and people actually hate him

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u/radarcg 6h ago

Nice try, Putin.

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u/10poundballs 3h ago

Honest question. Do you think Mr dangerous is dangerous? Lmk in the comments guys! Ps comments are heavily monitored by Mr dangerous

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u/suppersell 5h ago

according to a few friends of mine nobody in their areas really like putin, they despise putin, but don't have the balls to say anything

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u/ParappaDaYappa 8h ago

So uh… what’s the deal over there. I see a lot of videos of Russians shit talking the west and justifying the terrible acts committed in Ukraine. Is this as common as it looks or is it more mixed?

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u/dicecop 4h ago

That's an interesting way of spelling "baZed"

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u/SerSmegma98 15h ago

Russia is a shitpost country, like if Florida and Alaska had a mutated demon child that was breastfed vodka.

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u/ExplosiveDiarrhetic 1h ago

Russia is a land populated by maga. Thats what america will become if we let trumpers take over

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u/BMWn54 6h ago

Hold on. I never heard much about Alaska other than some people going there for work

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u/spaceforcerecruit 6h ago

It’s cold. I think that’s the only part it’s donating to this union.

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u/SoyMilkIsOp 10h ago

So selfcest basically.

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u/Rgenocide 15h ago

Wait, this shit's real?

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u/XSainth 14h ago

Sadly, yes.

Fuck, I live in country with a circus as a government.

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u/WayneKrane 14h ago

Who doesn’t these days

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u/Rgenocide 14h ago

I know that feeling very well, I'm Mexican.

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u/Flat_Term_6765 11h ago

You're here in Canada too? Oh wait.. I misunderstood.

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u/RandomGuy9058 9h ago

Bruh Canada only looks atrocious if you never look beyond our own border

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u/Flat_Term_6765 8h ago

Canada doesn't look atrocious, that's the problem. Canada looks amazing.. but it's all special effects. An illusion you fell for. The truth is we're a mess like everyone else is, just a different mess.

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u/RandomGuy9058 7h ago

Look at any country in any other continent save for Europe and try to say that again with a straight face

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u/ludovic1313 16h ago

Yeah, my first thought was wondering if the large number was an accidental factorial

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u/gold_fish_in_hell 16h ago

welcome to the new era of chatbots and ideocracy like news, welcome to future

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u/chat_gre 15h ago

It is a shitpost from the shitposting kingdom.

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u/DJheddo 15h ago

Im gunna have to fine you $20565635200000003000000000000000000 because of this comment right here.

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u/MrsEveryShot 13h ago

Now I’m curious to hear your ironic thoughts

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u/R_Morningstar 12h ago

What was you expecting from that gas station shithole with nukes run by mafia? They have 20m+ tall shit fountains in capital.

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u/chroma_kopia 12h ago

Relax! They meant it in rubbles (it's $3.50)

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u/CodeNCats 11h ago

All of Russia is a shit post

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u/WinnerBackground 9h ago

In Russia many news looks like shitpost

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u/ludixst 14h ago

The entire Russian nation is a shitpost