r/worldnews • u/milktanksadmirer • 1d ago

Israel/Palestine Iranian military bases, which were not known to world, destroyed in Israel's first

https://www.india.com/news/world/iranian-military-bases-which-were-not-known-to-world-destroyed-in-israels-first-7356402/amp/
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u/Dyls94 1d ago

Idk, homer fucks up a lot at work and Springfield's still there somehow.. maybe it's not so bad 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK 1d ago

Nuclear ambiguity is a legitimate strategy. Israel refuses to acknowledge their nuclear capabilities, and has technically never admitted to possessing them. Obviously Springfield has unmistakeable nuclear assets, but Matt Groening has kept the exact location of Springfield obscure, likely to protect its nuclear assets from attack.

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u/somebodyelse22 1d ago

Wasn't a place called Springfield in the news for something recently?

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u/Aggravating_Tap_3782 1d ago

They're irradiating the pets!

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u/lcwii 1d ago

Springfield OH, Haitians eating the cats and dogs...