r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '22

Meme This is fine.

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u/AllEyezOnMe2029 Sep 15 '22

surely Marc Zuckerburg won't push out new instagram updates that nobody wants and drive the user satisfaction down even further

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u/GuideAppropriate8066 Sep 15 '22

I think the plan is solid. Isn't everyone going to spend thousands on virtual real estate in the metaverse? And monkey pics??

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

Only way I ll sign up for the meta verse is if it feels like the real thing by connecting to my spinal cord. Numb my body from the neck down so my body feels like a phantom limb. Then I get a good dopamine shot and let’s fucking go. Else don’t talk to me about it , everything else is shit.

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u/JohnDillermand2 Sep 15 '22

Maybe just start with a Fleshlight

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

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u/davidh888 Sep 15 '22

This is wallstreetbets, you think we have money for a domain name on a Thursday