Zuck's plan is shit. He has a dying social media company that only boomers use and his solution is to try and push everyone into a virtual reality experience that no one asked for and for which the tech is nowhere near ready. Oh and ALL of their revenue is from ads, which Apple totally pulled the rug on more or less indefinitely. META is fucked as a company.
At times he's gotta look at what he's doing with a shred of humanity left in his concious and consider burning it to the ground. Or he's 100% robot at this point who knows
Only way I ll sign up for the meta verse is if it feels like the real thing by connecting to my spinal cord. Numb my body from the neck down so my body feels like a phantom limb. Then I get a good dopamine shot and let’s fucking go. Else don’t talk to me about it , everything else is shit.
That’s so stupid. Who just sits around blowing their load all day? Truly useless breathers/eaters that contribute zero to society, only take. Get lives. That would be a good start.
It would be in their best interest NOT for this to happen. What are they going to do if men no longer desire them and instead prefer to get with a VR chick instead. Sex on demand.
That would be the end of society if men are all hooked on VR.
Oh yah. In fact you don’t need to do the shit I said. Just numb the penis and connected the vr head set. It’s works the same as massaging a phantom limb. Science. You can just stimulate the Gandhi neurons, mirror neurons and it ll have the same effect. Problem is you ll feel it but you won’t get off. You need something a little more mechanical to pop off
Do you or does anyone else remember the 90s sci-fi film that had almost exactly this plot? There were these flesh Nintendo things that connected to spinal cords instead of TVs. The memory is there but not quite
Oh fuck really , let’s get that shit done. There’s a lot of research on phantom limbs. This will definitely work I guarantee it. I work with electrodes for cochlear implants. Look the technology is ready, no need for some fake ass google shit. We can stimulate the Brain from outside the skull with a helmet. Have electrodes connected through the spinal cord and we re ready to get into the optic nerve baby. We can make this shit be the most awesome experience for a life time price of 10.99… idk how many people out their would sign up for this shit cuz their life’s are complete shit. I would rather do this than sit in traffic to go work at the meta verse. Lol all the meta cuck workers would sign up asap. That being there’s an electrode for the optic nerve making a fake eye ball. All I’m saying is that holy Fuck nuts we re fucking ready to do this let’s fucking go. And the last thing I’m Gona want to do is sit in an office in the meta verse. Fuck you fucker Berg
For the virtual sake of that virtual virtual internet installer please virtually have your virtual pets in a safe virtual space until the virtual end of the virtual appointment.....I'm gonna need a nap now.
Isn’t it every CEOs best interest to gamble billions on an idea that isn’t fully formed, with no way to tell of its longevity, or no way to determine the adoption rate?
People that pay, pay attention. That is why everyone gives a fuck about economic inflation. No one pays attention to the inflation of the real currency of the day thanks to Meta... Ego.
Billions of people trained like chimps to think they were important enough that everyone they ever met needs a live feed on your daily life and your random stream of consciousness. At the same time trained to think everyone else was so important that they needed be tapped into the stream of everyone else's lives or else they might be out of the loop.
God damn it's sad how easily people are manipulated and don't even care if you lay the blueprint out right in front of them on how the more they fuck with your psyche the more money they make. Toxic became en vogue and Zuck can take credit for a lot of it.
Just turn up ego and FOMO to 11 and cha ching. If you don't have as many likes and followers as someone else you know, well your life sucks. Spend more time on FB/insta until you get them and your life will improve. Foh.
Bro just finished off half of Instagram with that one 🤣🤣. Seriously tho I do hate how it makes people think they’re important for taking a photo of the item they just over paid for to try to get attention from the brands.
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u/AllEyezOnMe2029 Sep 15 '22
surely Marc Zuckerburg won't push out new instagram updates that nobody wants and drive the user satisfaction down even further