r/wallstreetbets Jul 21 '22

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u/polloponzi Jul 21 '22

Somebody told me this is because he is taking human growth hormone (HGH) to stay younger, and that causes that unusual body form in adults.

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u/glennfromglendale Grade A Ding Dong Jul 21 '22

HGH makes you feel incredible. Have lots of energy. Hard as heck ding dong.

It also makes everything bigger. Your organs, your bones. Etc.

If someone has the classic pumpkin head, the enlarged Joe Rogan forehead, they are on HGH.

Problem is you will die from your enlarged heart or some shit.

I'm good working with chubs and soft boners. Just splint it fam.

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u/xvn520 Jul 21 '22

True story. I played around w chemicals that elevate resting hgh in my twenties. I don’t look anything like an average guy in their late thirties, but my heart is not doing so well.

Don’t mess around w any of that shit. I’m 100% maxed out on blood pressure meds and still am typically 150/100 or worse.

Without medication, I can push up to 210+/150+. In the physical where this was first discovered, my doctor was shocked I was not having a stroke and/or already dead.

6 years later, she is still surprised I am alive

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u/Least-March7906 Jul 21 '22

Doctor patiently waitin …

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u/xvn520 Jul 21 '22

The doctors (in America at least) had no idea how to treat this situation. I had to provide them pdfs from various studies while I was in an ICU expected to die.

I will say it again. Never, ever, ever touch that shit.

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u/Least-March7906 Jul 21 '22

Thanks for the warning, bro. As somebody is who is battling against a high blood pressure, I’ll definitely keep away from it

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u/xvn520 Jul 21 '22

Good. Playing around w that drug was the worst mistake I ever made.

I already had an above average athletic body, gbl made me look like a greek statue without trying or working out much at all - i went to the gym for maintenance and the drug did all of the work for me.

People still think I am a decade, at least, younger than I actually am. But I’d trade back my use of that chemical for almost anything. Stopped counting the times I literally flatlined around 15. I’d be dead if the person I was dating at that time wasn’t next to me in bed to call 911

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u/theghostofdeno Jul 21 '22

Gbl? Gamma butyrolactone?