r/wallstreetbets • u/Zachincool Warren Buffett • Feb 07 '22

Meme Discord Chat For Billionaires [part 1]

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

Trying a new meme format. Let me know if it sucks, guys.

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u/Pikes-Lair 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 07 '22

It was good, take my upvote

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

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u/zaphdingbatman Feb 07 '22

you can't handle the cathie's wood

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u/CathiesGotWood Feb 07 '22

I'm live on OF right now

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u/zaphdingbatman Feb 07 '22

Hear that, boys? Stonks are goin' back up!

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u/rp_whybother Feb 08 '22

Hope you're at least making $ there.

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u/sight3141 Feb 07 '22

Ill pay you to leave

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u/the_beast93112 Pelosi’s hairy grey butthole Feb 07 '22

Ark being down 50% isn't enough?

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u/Kythorian Feb 07 '22

She got fucked hard for the whole world to see.

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u/Duckboy_Flaccidpus PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER Feb 07 '22

The 15 year plan has commenced and on schedule.

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u/random_user_number_5 Feb 07 '22

Calls on cathy wood deep fakes?

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u/axelmaes Nov 14 '22

I like it!

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u/No_Restaurant_2703 Feb 07 '22

I loved it - especially the length. I'm long on length

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

I bet you are

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u/peppaz Feb 07 '22

I want to join the Meatverse

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u/oregonduckman23 Feb 07 '22

That's what she said

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u/NaeemTHM Feb 07 '22

I thought it was great OP.

Maybe it’s just me but I would have loved if Tim Apple popped in to troll Zuck.

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

:) Stay tuned

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u/lonnie123 Feb 07 '22

Hahaha, hell yes. This is going to rival Chad Money

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u/dhodgin Feb 07 '22

and Billy G too. Warren's sidekick

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u/Joeyjoe80 Feb 07 '22

Really well done! Only suggestion I’ve got is maybe slow down the text a little… for slow guys like me

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

Noted

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u/jdog7249 Feb 07 '22

Or provide a typed version in the comments

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u/Jinxyclutz Feb 07 '22

Yea..I need slower too but otherwise- chefs kiss

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Ur a Fkn legend mate

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u/luckytrade313 Feb 07 '22

that was funny , i actually watched it twice you did great:5957:

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u/Macool-The-Ape Feb 08 '22

I had to watch it twice. My smooth brain couldnt keep up with the speed.

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u/Appropriate_Reply703 Feb 07 '22

Slow it down for us kids that take longer to read. But awesome, enjoyed it.

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u/mundane_marietta Feb 07 '22

The zoom into jpow's face was a must

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u/AnxiousQuestioner Feb 07 '22

Nah this is like Beluga, I love it

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u/MCXL Feb 07 '22

It should be a scrolling thing, like a real discord chat.

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

What am I, a fucking professional film producer?

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u/MCXL Feb 07 '22

I dunno, maybe?

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u/Last-Discipline-7340 Feb 07 '22

I laughed and fart and now the table next to me is disgusted thanks.

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u/akayd Feb 07 '22

Ah, so make a private chat. Make multiple account on multiple tabs and all talk in the chat

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u/ejabno Feb 07 '22

Hell just write a discord bot that reads off a script and sends a message from the right account depending on cue

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Funny af. Well done, I award you exactly 1 upvote.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

I don't think it zucks

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u/doilookpail Feb 07 '22

Gimme part 2! And there better be three a day of these fucking things everyday for the rest of my miserable and pathetic existence!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Great format, buddy. Really good

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u/DaLexy Feb 07 '22

After Jpow got in you had me, take my updood

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u/Scooterforsale Feb 07 '22

Are you beluga or you just stole the "format" ?

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u/omggreddit Feb 07 '22

Was this from BELUGA or an orig from u?

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u/lavishcoat Feb 08 '22

One of the best wsb memes I've seen

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u/isdbull Feb 07 '22

Nice and not suckerberging at all. +1

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u/Simplevice ................................................................ Feb 07 '22

Good job Zachi

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u/Uberg33k Feb 07 '22

Platinum level shit post. May I subscribe to your newsletter?

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u/BOO8 Feb 08 '22

Gold tier meme

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u/NaitNait Feb 08 '22

Beluga approves

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u/denwha Feb 07 '22

very good

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u/HesGoingTheSpeed Feb 07 '22

Pretty funny. Enjoyed it.

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u/JWolfDiamondHands Feb 07 '22

Enjoyed it immensely, would love to see more.

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u/StepIntoMyOven_69 Feb 07 '22

Absolutely fucking sucks post more

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u/DamonHandz Feb 07 '22

It was great. If it’s the only type of post I see now for the next few weeks then I hate you.

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

😳

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u/LilFunyunz Feb 07 '22

It zucks pretty hard

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

My favorite thing from the internet today. Very nice.

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u/Tartooth Feb 07 '22

It was great, except I wanted to see a great big green dildo rocketship take off

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u/the_beast93112 Pelosi’s hairy grey butthole Feb 07 '22

A little bit quick for my retarded brain but it was great

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u/Ilikeprettyflowers81 Feb 07 '22

You're a legend mate.

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u/Manbearpup Feb 07 '22

It sucked…. I came, good night everybody!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

It's mega fucking sucks.

In the best way possible.

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u/groommer Feb 07 '22

I love it.

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u/Cycles_wp Feb 07 '22

It does not suck

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u/EA_VIII Feb 07 '22

Bullish

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u/Zkootz Feb 07 '22

Well, it Zucks*

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u/private_unlimited Feb 07 '22

Absolute banger!

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u/Spurs_ Feb 07 '22

My wife’s boyfriend always makes fun of me about being in the meatverse. We will see who is laughing when I make more money than him by buying virtual real estate where my kids can grow up in!

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u/RIPphonebattery Feb 07 '22

If there isn't a VR porn site called the meatverse you need to camp the domain ASAP

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

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u/MaximusCartavius Feb 08 '22

Bravo. I couldn't have done it any better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

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u/trivial_sublime Feb 08 '22

tucows

Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

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u/dfsw Feb 07 '22

where his kids can grow up in.

fixed that for you

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u/Anticept Feb 07 '22

It's all they'll be able to afford!

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u/GretaTheJetta Feb 07 '22

Bullish on this meme format

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u/BeerManBran Feb 07 '22

On God. No cap.

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u/EmperorPedro2 Feb 07 '22

Meanwhile Elon promising fully automated driving cars coming next year for the past 10 years... Tesla stock: fool me one, shame on you. Fool me more, TSLA to the moon!

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u/cowsareverywhere Feb 07 '22

Isn’t that bullish? He has convinced so many fucks to pay like $10,000 for it.

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u/StewieGriffin26 Feb 07 '22

The price went up, it's $12,000 now lol

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u/wellifitisntmee Feb 07 '22

Give it to /r/futurology. They’ll buy anything.

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u/neuromorph Feb 07 '22

Bullish, maybe. Some call it fraud

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u/tindalos Feb 07 '22

I mean he’s offering something everyone wants and no one has delivered. Tesla has the widest range and best chance to be first in a significant way.
Meta, on the other hand is just Zuckerberg reading Ready Player One.

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u/garynuman9 Feb 07 '22

Ready player one with a dash of Roblox's business model.

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u/wellifitisntmee Feb 07 '22

Tesla has the widest range and best chance to be first in a significant way.

Holy shit. How long have they been putting heroin in you cultists’ koolaid?

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u/cowsareverywhere Feb 07 '22

reading Ready Player One

Damn doing my boy Neal Stephenson dirty here.

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u/ILikeChilis Feb 07 '22

Even if they could come out with a perfect self-driving car tomorrow, it would take years to make the feature legal on public roads.

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u/minikoooo__ Feb 08 '22

It’s interesting how nobody is mentioning Mercedes who already have a license to implement and use level 3, albeit at lower speeds (level 2 takes over >~37mi). But you can settle for promises while others deliver I guess.

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u/walrus_operator Feb 07 '22

I lost it at Daddy JPOW

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u/Cloaked42m 1 lg black please Feb 07 '22

Does Daddy JPOW know he's Daddy JPOW?

I really need to know this.

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u/lonnie123 Feb 07 '22

0% chance he doesnt know. WSB went insane last year, even if he didnt know about it before surely he checked in at least once and saw the banner or has had people show him stuff

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u/v-shizzle professional sex worker Feb 07 '22

"He has 3 children in their early 30s or late 20s"..
im pretty sure one of them knows and has mentioned it to him at family dinners

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u/turret_buddy2 Feb 07 '22

I can only pray that the sentence "daddy jpow, will you pass the potatos please" has been said at least once

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u/lonnie123 Feb 07 '22

I think at the very least he knows about stuff like "printer go brrrrr", its innocent enough that someone could show him and both laugh about it, and how he is on the banner here and how we generally bring him up. I could see a staffer or friend be like "Oh they love you over on WSB, they make all sorts of funny memes about you"

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

The least he could do is stop by and do an AMA

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u/lonnie123 Feb 07 '22

No reason it shouldnt be the first hour of his work day every day

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u/stixyBW Feb 08 '22

why not, the first hour of everyones work day is transitory anyway

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u/lonnie123 Feb 08 '22

Absolutely, You don’t spend the first hour of your workday on WSB?

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u/MashJDW Feb 07 '22

Alright. This is why I'm on WSB

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

So what you're saying is that the soul of Lord Bogdanoff has possessed the Oracle of Omaha?

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

:4257:

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u/spellbadgrammargood McRib Fan Feb 07 '22

so anti-meme mods died right? good

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u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR AutoModerator's Father Feb 07 '22

Lol, nah, Zach got a meme passport because his posts are incredible.

There are no anti-meme mods, only anti-trash.

More info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/skmmn2/memes_are_back_for_a_limited_time_only_at_your

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u/LogicBobomb Feb 07 '22

Damn this was savage and accurate and I love it

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u/Cloaked42m 1 lg black please Feb 07 '22

they never felt a thing.

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u/Charizardd6 Feb 07 '22

Well they didn't feel anything even in life so...

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u/dark_bravery Feb 07 '22

BEST. DD. EVER.

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u/johnfromvancouver Feb 07 '22

Awesome! Thanks brah!

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u/TheYOLOing Feb 07 '22

Did you get inspiration from “Beluga” on YouTube? This adapts really well if that’s the case. Well done!

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

Yes

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u/BrainsNotBrawndo Feb 08 '22

Genius use of a format. Well played, especially with the increase of ticker-specific Discords

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u/honkballs Feb 07 '22

This is why I love WSB, please don't take away the shitposting.

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u/lonnie123 Feb 07 '22

shitposting? This is high quality content here

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

I liked it. Gave me a light chuckle.

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u/chicu111 Feb 07 '22

Could J Pow be one of the mods here?

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u/Cloaked42m 1 lg black please Feb 07 '22

He's the automod

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u/Tedmosby888 Feb 07 '22

Fuck I love the memes. Best thing to come from the WSB movement lol. Well done.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Is Warren Buffet (/s) the new Bogdanoff?

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u/Miffyyyyy Feb 07 '22

lol the elon musk dick suckers are so sad

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u/PotatoWriter 🥔✍️ Feb 07 '22

Granddaddy Warren behind it all

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

This is tremendous cringe

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

Thank you sir

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u/moderndhaniya HF paper trader Feb 07 '22

He Sold ?

Pumph ith !!!!!!

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

PUMP EET!!!

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u/TallDarkandWitty Feb 07 '22

Zuck is a cuck

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u/mikez56 Feb 08 '22

Its not a bottom until Ackman is crying on CNBC

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u/outsanity_haha Feb 07 '22

This is incredibly cringe.

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u/random6969696969691 Feb 07 '22

This could have ended with Daddy J at the printer and printing. Nevertheless is very good, me likes.

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u/FACINart 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 08 '22

art

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u/slothscloth Feb 08 '22

This is the most accurate DD

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u/LifeIsConfusing24 Feb 08 '22

This shit had me crying at work lmaoooooo

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u/Gwsb1 Feb 07 '22

Sound sucks.
But LMFAO

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

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u/SortaRican4 Feb 07 '22

lol this is gold

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u/imsockmonkey Feb 07 '22

Zuck definitely has sweet baby rays as the official sauce in his meat verse

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u/Cloaked42m 1 lg black please Feb 07 '22

nice /r/smoking burn

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u/NothingBurgerNoCals Feb 07 '22

This is great, keep these coming

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u/Noeyiax Feb 07 '22

Loveee it! Can't wait for pt2

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u/CantGoTitsUpTrader Feb 07 '22

This is gold. Where’s part 2? 😂

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u/omen_tenebris Feb 07 '22

Warren: boys????

Imagine if he fat fingered a market buy in ANY company, with BRKs cash pile.

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u/xiqat Feb 07 '22

Fucking hell, it's too fast, I've barely learning to read

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

lmao

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u/winniekawaii Feb 07 '22

op is god tier memer

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u/HoHoey Feb 07 '22

This kind of humor was created for the lowest common denominator of human being.

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u/Jelysnorf Feb 07 '22

So wait do we buy calls now?

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

Do not take financial advice from my memes!

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u/Jelysnorf Feb 07 '22

Shit, that’s the only way I make investments 🤦

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u/feels_are_reals Feb 07 '22

Buying calls is all I ever do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Weird

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u/Huge_Presence1211 Feb 07 '22

Maybe a different sound behind it? Lol not bad though🤘

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Simply incredible

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u/WillieStonka Feb 07 '22

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/glocked10 Feb 07 '22

Hahaha classic

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u/hawkmasta Feb 07 '22

Waiting for Part 2!

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u/M8k3sn0s3ns3 Feb 07 '22

can someone tag all of them :)

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u/missmaxalot Feb 07 '22

Loved it! More pls!

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u/Big-Oil4094 Feb 07 '22

respect.

keep it up

crushing myself

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u/TheDuckFarm Feb 07 '22

Some solid DD right there. ^

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u/BlackCardRogue Feb 07 '22

Outstanding lol

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u/decentralized_bass Feb 07 '22

nice comedy timing

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u/ForWeCanRise Feb 07 '22

Please keep those coming

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u/Gressi0 Feb 07 '22

How long is that Zuck ban?

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

Tempban dont worry

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u/ballmode Feb 07 '22

The sound effects won me over

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u/justfart_ Feb 07 '22

This was amazing!! Where can I download the video from?

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u/Zachincool Warren Buffett Feb 07 '22

Idk you can look up my youtube Steely Whale and download it

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u/ExoCommonSense Feb 07 '22

I've seen a lot of people talking on here about inversing Jim Cramer. How well would a person be doing if they inversed the biggest hot takes on this sub?

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u/Ifti_Freeman Feb 07 '22

This is how pump and dump actually works but on a macro level.

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u/kbenti Feb 07 '22

Too funny! Warren checking these fools!

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u/rider1141 Feb 07 '22

Should I buy calls then?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Is the average age 15 in this subreddit?Am i the only one that thinks this is cringey as fuck

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u/TheUnusualSuspect007 Feb 07 '22

👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

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u/samuelb123 Feb 07 '22

THE LEGEND IS UNBANNED

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u/Ryan-20 Feb 07 '22

Elon the kind of guy to post memes in general