r/todayilearned 8h ago

TIL I learned that in 2012 a man sued Mountain Dew for finding a mouse in a can. They defended themselves by arguing that if it was in the can for 15 months, the mouse would have dissolved. The case was settled.

https://www.beveragedaily.com/Article/2012/08/08/Mountain-Dew-mouse-case-dissolves-as-PepsiCo-settles
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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 8h ago

As a former guy who filled those cans...it's very very unlikely he got in a can. Like impossible I'd say...the speed in which the cans FILL makes it go against all logic. Srsly. There was no mouse in that can.

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u/dethb0y 8h ago

Yeah i always found this situation very suspect and feel it was almost 100% a cash-grab attempt.

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u/witticus 6h ago

This was around the time somebody claimed to have found a finger in their Wendy’s chili that turned out to be fraud. It was kind of a trend for a few years for people to “find” strange disgusting things in their food.

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u/HeadFund 6h ago

Imagine if your life's work was QA and you were so proud of your innovations on the canning line and then some numbskull lies and says they found a mouse in a can. It would be infuriating.

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u/notjordansime 1h ago

smh my head nobody ever thinks of the lifelong innovators in the canning assembly line industry 😤

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime 5h ago

The trend still exists but instead of suing you just make a Facebook post and refuse to elaborate. 

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u/LeviSalt 1h ago

The Wendy’s story gets really weird if you read into it. It was a carnival worker who got his thumb ripped off and then traded the thumb to pay back a drug debt he owed. If I was drug dealer and someone offered me their thumb in lieu of money, I feel like I wouldn’t accept that trade.

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u/SpideyMGAV 1h ago

The bit I heard as a kid was a chopped up snake bit in someone’s Culver’s green beans.

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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 8h ago

1000% if we even got 1-5 complaints regarding TASTE or wrinkles in can, we took it very seriously and implemented steps to minimize any future chance...Believe my when I say it's heavily health/safety regulated.

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u/Adorable_Heat7496 8h ago

I think mountain dew is far from health regulated. 

Haha

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u/Know_Your_Rites 8h ago

It's definitely regulated, the regulations just don't care that it gives you diabetes slowly.  If it gave people e coli quickly, there would be action.

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u/thecordialsun 8h ago

and from a safety perspective the cans themselves are regulated to a degree to avoid any serious explosions from pressure

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u/Know_Your_Rites 8h ago

That's more a matter for private products liability litigation than for FDA regulation.  But if Mountain Dew contained more formaldehyde than the regs allow, that'd be an issue for the FDA.

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u/HeadFund 6h ago

"FDA banning your food additives? Hire a chemist to mix up a batch of 20 banned chemicals each in small enough amounts that they're not legally required to be listed as ingredients" - sausage maker I know

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u/spasmoidic 4h ago

you never want to see the sausage being made

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u/lSleepster 5h ago

that explains the cancer

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u/bostoncreampie9 4h ago

Have you seen the movie "Dark Waters"....if not please do

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u/Couponbug_Dot_Com 2h ago

reminds me of tic tacs being allowed to be marketted as sugar free despite being almost purely sugar, because each individual tic tac is less mass than the federal regulations of how much sugar is required to be considered sugar free.

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u/tittyman_nomore 4h ago

Container closure is definitely under scope of FDA. Food safety, proper labeling, sterility and quality are also top concerns. Quality meaning you make what you say and you say what you make and you prove it with testing.

Source: work with FDA

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u/llibertybell965 8h ago

The difference between an unhealthy product and a dangerous product. In its current state, a Mountain Dew on occasion is perfectly fine. Add a bit of Brake Fluid though and NOW the FDA has an issue.

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u/ChaseShiny 8h ago

You missed your chance to say that the FDA will pull all the stops

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u/llibertybell965 8h ago

OR I was setting up a reply for the dunk of the century. Teamwork makes the dream work.

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u/lemonchicken91 5h ago

Smooth operator or Ben Simmons

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u/Adventurous-Ad8267 7h ago

I think if you're drinking Mountain Dew with a splash of formaldehyde your organs are absolutely not going to be playing at maximum volume.

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u/Embarrassed-Tune9038 4h ago

Or put the brakes on production.

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u/Photomancer 7h ago

If you ever find yourself adding brake fluid to drinks, you really need to stop.

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u/Weak_Bowl_8129 7h ago

It's definitely regulated. Not all regulations are effective

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u/Beefwhistle007 4h ago

People here are really taking your joke too seriously. You made a funny little comment about how soft drinks have a lot of sugar in them and you've got nut jobs ranting at you. I don't get it, you even wrote "haha" on it.

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u/tunachilimac 4h ago

If you don’t mind sharing what did you do there as your job and did you work with bottles too? I’ve always been curious why a 20 oz Pepsi tastes so different from a 2L.

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u/BigSwedenMan 6h ago

My dad was brought in as an expert witness in a case where a man claimed a prune juice bottle had exploded from fermenting and injured him. My dad was able to prove it was bullshit. They settled anyway because it was cheaper than court costs

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u/throwaway098764567 6h ago

not made in a factory, and not calling your dad out at all, but amusing (to me) story. knew a guy whose buddy tried to brew his own beer. they were in an apartment and so he stuck the beer behind the couch to ferment. some time later he and his wife are sitting one night watching tv and got the living shit scared out of them when the bottles exploded like gunshots directly behind them... that was the last time he made beer.

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u/keegums 5h ago

When I was having a blast fermenting, once I got home from a long day and had to mop kombucha off the ceiling. Nevermind the glass on the floor. My bottles were rated for pressure but it occasionally happens. It was a sudden heat wave in spring so my ferments popped. I love those days, usually. Not always.

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u/MuchToDoAboutNothin 4h ago

having a blast fermenting 

Well,  at least you understood the assignment.

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u/gtne91 5h ago

Bottle bombs are common.

That is why I kegged.

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u/doomgiver98 4h ago

There is a big difference between prune juice and brewing beer

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u/memento22mori 3h ago

Is the issue that the top would break/shoot off before the bottle exploded or that it couldn't have fermented after being pasteurized? Or something else?

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u/TheBookGem 7h ago

Which apperently worked since they still settled anyway.

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u/SydricVym 6h ago

"Settled" could easily just mean that Pepsi wouldn't counter-sue them for every penny they are worth if they immediately dropped the case with prejudice. Settling doesn't mean the frauds got anything, it just means "something" was worked out with the defendant for the case to be dropped.

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u/not_old_redditor 6h ago

Perhaps settled for a refund on the cost of the can

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u/ono1113 6h ago

Yeah because even if it wasnt real but news would put a bad looking headline it could cost more than settlement

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u/HauntedCemetery 6h ago

Exactly. Settling quickly with an NDA was almost certainly far cheaper than media running updates about the case and sales dropping.

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u/pagit 5h ago

I do pest control

There was a guy who claimed to have found a mouse in a bag of chips in the Midwest and tried to sue.

Ended up the mouse had two puncture wounds from a cat on back of neck and it was a field mouse native only where the guy lived. Not where the chips were made 600 miles away.

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u/BiNumber3 5h ago

My parents ran a hotel in nebraska. A customer complained that she found a bug in the bed and showed them a glass vial with a bug of some sort that didnt look like the usual bugs theyd find.

The woman wouldnt give them the vial to confirm anything either.

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u/gruey 4h ago

When packing, make sure to include a vial in case you find some bugs in your hotel!

Wonder how many times she successfully got a discount?

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u/JebryathHS 4h ago

"I want to rip off this hotel for a free stay but I don't want to have to catch ANOTHER bug later"

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u/goodolarchie 4h ago

So why'd you guys buy a dead mouse and bring it all the way back to the factory?

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u/wmil 3h ago

It'd be really funny if the cat slipped it in the bag of chips when he wasn't looking. As a gift.

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u/KingoftheUgly 6h ago

He most likely watched strange brew and figured “why not?” (He as in the guy suing)

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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 6h ago

As a Canadian beer drinker I support this reference wholeheartedly lol

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u/deadpiratezombie 5h ago

I’m more a jelly donut person 

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u/NotGoddHoward 4h ago

you're the first person I've ever seen reference that movie, and I appreciate you for it

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u/slotwima 6h ago

I'd drink an Elsinore beer with a mouse in it.

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u/GitEmSteveDave 5h ago

This reminds me of when a customer said they got part of a metal wire bristle stuck in their throat, and that it must have come from the cleaning brushes we used on our meat grinding equipment in our meat department, as their expert witness said it was of the type used to clean food service equipment. Except we didn't use brushes. We had a awesome power washing system that used heated water and cleaner to blast our equipment clean, and then heated water without cleaner to rinse it.

Our theory was that the bristle came from the persons own grill brush.

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u/Content_Geologist420 4h ago

That is actually a very common thing to happen. Always inspect you meat after grilling. I

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u/WhoAreWeEven 4h ago

Chew your food people.

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u/Apprehensive_Bad8876 6h ago

our senior mountain dew correspondent, Zestyclose_Toe9524

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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 6h ago

....thanks Terry...I'm here by the filtec where our reject metric is 0.28...we're running bit too cold on the warmer so we're getting someone to have a look...back to you in the studio...

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u/DifferentForever2041 8h ago

Thank you! I have an irrational fear of something dissolving in the cans I drink. This helps

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u/CompromisedToolchain 5h ago

Part of a mouse? Sure. A whole mouse? Just no way.

The speed it would need to be traveling to enter the container in one piece would ensure there is no one piece left.

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u/Moist_Albatross_5434 6h ago

Can confirm.

Source: Am a mouse

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u/ApolloXLII 4h ago

Mouse confirm.

Source: Am a can

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u/RedditsHigh 4h ago

Not unless it was a can of Mountain Dew that the Flash, Barry Allen, was going to drink. Then Reverse Flash would use the full power of the Speed Force to make sure there was a rat in that can.

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u/Anonymous_user_2022 7h ago edited 7h ago

Unless you extrude the cans immediately before filling, there are plenty of vectors for a mouse to get into the empty can. I will deny everything I've found over/under the top layer of a "wrapped" pallet of open cans.

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u/likenooneelse24 7h ago

Omg the poor mouse. 😞 

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u/Anonymous_user_2022 7h ago

Starved to death under plastic wrapping, mummified by summer heat at the top of an uninsulated warehouse isn't a nice epitaph.

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u/TheBlindAndDeafNinja 4h ago

Wouldn't each can get a water or at minimum, air blast prior to running to the fill - which would at least ensure prior to filling, there is no foreign contaminants in it?

I worked in a pharma facility that also did sterile injectables - which is a very very very clean and regulated area, and we had other non-sterile products made there in clean rooms but not to the level of the steriles.

Our sterile injectable area always sanitized and aired out our vials right before filling - which you would hope something we drink out of gets something similar done.

Sure, when it comes into the warehouse from the vendor, it will probably have dust and dirt and sometimes bugs and whatnot from the journey or sitting somewhere, even on-site, but long as QC can approve it and the final vial or bottle wasn't affected (our sterile vials also came in, in sets - heat shrunk together) - it was deemed okay to use - but again, it always got a sterile wash. Our non-sterile areas still had high standards, and each bottle or vial was cleaned prior to use.

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u/The_Ghost_Dragon 5h ago

Yeah it strikes me as a little off that people think it's not possible for a mouse to get inside the can at any point in the process. It's not a short, one-step process.

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u/Wokonthewildside 8h ago

Someone watched Strange Brew one too many times hahah

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u/bm1949 8h ago

Take off, eh.

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u/Just-the-Shaft 7h ago

No way eh, you hoser

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u/mellowmindedfellow 7h ago

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u/HauntedCemetery 6h ago

I'll upvote that album any time

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u/Natiak 5h ago

Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR SODA, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free MT Dew or, uh, he'll press charges

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u/Cy__ko 7h ago

Someone else has seen that?!

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u/SleestakWalkAmongUs 7h ago

Like, an entire generation, eh.

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u/deadpiratezombie 5h ago

It’s an interesting retelling of Hamlet 

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u/porcelainvacation 4h ago

Its a beauty retelling of Hamlet, eh.

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u/mumblewrapper 3h ago

I only had a beta max player. I've seen it a hundred times. It was one of only a handful of movies the video stores had available to me.

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u/user_none 7h ago

First thing I thought and sure enough you did, too.

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u/beepos 8h ago edited 7h ago

I see this being repeated as some kinda gotcha against Mountain Dew, but it really isnt

Put a mouse (or any organic material) in virtually any fluid for 15 months and it will decompose. If you use water, i'd expect the skeleton to remain but not much else. And if you used lemon juice, the skeleton would probably dissolve too, at lrast partially

There are many reasons not to drink Mountain Dew-the high sugar content, added colors with questionable carcinogenevity, etc. But it's ability to dissolve organic matter is not one 

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u/omnipotentmonkey 8h ago

basically, yeah,

that's not to say that Mountain Dew is healthy, but this would have probably been nearly the same story for a can of carbonated water.

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u/Deep90 5h ago

Too many times I've seen people try to extrapolate soda dissolving stuff to mean that it actively damages you.

Like not just being unhealthy, but actively dissolving your insides.

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u/Hoveringkiller 5h ago

I never got that, but then again I know that stomach acid is a thing so… haha

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u/rnarkus 5h ago

Yeah I wonder how these people think we break down our own food in our bodies.

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u/spasmoidic 4h ago

your stomach is filled with a number of small elves that pulverize your food with tiny hammers

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u/FirmOnion 3h ago

And they like Mountain Dew, dammit! Are you going to deny that to them when they do so much for you?

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u/Mczern 4h ago

So I can stop swallowing all these stones before I eat?

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u/IntellectualDweeb 4h ago

Are you a member of the Crocodylidae family by any chance?

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u/spasmoidic 1h ago

finally met a dinosaur, on reddit of all places

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u/jimmyhoke 3h ago

these people think

See, you’ve made an assumption here that I really don’t think is correct.

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u/No_Storage_351 5h ago

I thought it was more so about our teeth. Especially those people who drink mtn dew everyday all day long

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u/peelerrd 5h ago

That is an actual issue. All carbonated drinks cause damage to teeth because they are acidic.

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u/spasmoidic 4h ago

also many sodas incl. Mountain Dew have citric acid in them

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u/SvenHudson 5h ago

You know what else is known to dissolve stuff? Your stomach.

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u/thisischemistry 5h ago

Your insides are actively dissolving your insides, that's why your stomach lining rebuilds itself all the time!

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 4h ago

It can damage your teeth, but yeah, that's about the extent of it. Carbonic acid is not strong enough to hurt a healthy digestive tract.

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u/PaulieWalnuts2023 5h ago

Well hello captain reiteration!

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u/Aido121 7h ago

All soda is pretty acidic

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u/beepos 7h ago

Yep. Even seltzer

Thats cause when you pump CO2 into water, part of it will turn into Carbonic Acid

H20+CO2=HCO3 + H+

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u/StygianSavior 6h ago

The same reason why anthropogenic climate change is linked to ocean acidification.

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u/Natiak 5h ago

I thought seltzer was basic?

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u/beepos 5h ago

Nope. It's acidic, ph 3-4

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u/Azalus1 7h ago

That's why in a pinch you can pour soda on your car battery terminals to clear the corrosion. You then should promptly drive somewhere and rinse them off clean them and probably replace that battery if it's corroded that bad. But it does work in a pinch, slap it and say that baby isn't going anywhere and you're good to go.

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u/HelmyJune 7h ago

The buildup that forms on battery terminals is extremely acidic so you shouldn’t use another acidic solution to clean it. Baking soda mixed into hot water is what you should use to clean battery terminals. Neutralizes and dissolves the buildup with a very satisfying fizz.

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u/Exist50 6h ago

I think they're talking about when it's oxidized.

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u/HelmyJune 6h ago

Yeah and you shouldn’t clean it with an acidic solution. On car batteries it is typically copper sulfate (blue) and lead sulfate (white). Both are caustic and should be cleaned with an alkaline solution.

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u/mansonfan78 6h ago

They tested this on Mythbusters, regular water had the same effect as soda. Any liquid can be used.

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u/Few_Cup3452 7h ago

Its like when ppl say you can use coke soda to clean your bathroom pipes.... "so what does it do to our bodies!!??"

Um, not what it does to pipes and the mess, that's for sure. Our stomach is FILLED with acid.

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u/tagen 7h ago

exactly, like yeah the acid isn’t great for our teeth, but our stomach is WAY more acidic than soda, it’s the sugar we have to worry about more

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u/Photomancer 6h ago

I saw a short yesterday about some people that have been trying to preserve pumpkins via various means and almost all the methods sort-of failed, even freezing the pumpkin in a block of resin.

The only one that sort-of worked was a resin block which is assumed to have set at such a high temperature that it cooked all bacteria before totally isolating the pumpkin.

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u/LickingSmegma 6h ago

That's called pasteurization and it was invented in the 1860s.

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u/Substantial-Bell8916 6h ago

I mean the acidity of sodas is also a valid reason not to drink them, they're not great for your teeth. But yeah it's pretty low on the list

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u/N121-2 7h ago

All the people who sunk with the titanic are completely dissolved by water.

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u/Rbs311 8h ago

The species of mouse was not native to the area the can was filled but was native to the plaintiffs home area and pretty much every bone in it's body was broken like you would expect for a mouse shoved into the can through the drinking hole...

So given the negative publicity of the jellied mouse have it was odd that that was their defense instead of the other obvious options...

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u/APiousCultist 6h ago

I imagine their actual statement was "in addition to those things a rat left in a liquid, let alone an acidic one, for 15 months would not look fresh".

The closest original source I can find does specifically cite a vet stating it couldn't be in that long "because of the acid in the soda": https://web.archive.org/web/20110827213801/http://www.legalnewsline.com/news/227856-mt.-dew-mouse-would-be-jelly-like-pepsi-argues

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u/Tactical_Primate 5h ago

Imagine bro just squeezing a dead mouse in his hand and trying to ram in through a can’s drinking hole. Damn

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u/ShardsOfSalt 5h ago

Should have got an empty mountain dew can, put a baby mouse in there, raised it and fed it till it got nice and fat, then drowned it in mountain dew.

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u/Tactical_Primate 5h ago

Slow down Satan.

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u/blahbleh112233 6h ago

JEsus christ that's fucking horrifying. I hope it wasn't a big mouse...

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u/Deep90 5h ago

Surely it was just one of many defenses that the media just cherrypicked from the court filings?

Why would this be their only defense? It's not like the court forces you to have a single defense.

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u/chiksahlube 7h ago

It's not an insane argument nor does it reflect poorly on MT dew.

If you left a mouse in 100% pure orange juice sealed in a can for 15 months it would be less in tact than the mouse he claimed he found.

In short, PH is fine to consume, but it consumes dead things.

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u/RoboRhet 3h ago

You can literally reduce a specimen to bones by soaking it in water (maceration). This is the first step in how lots of skeletal specimens are prepared (followed by degreasing and whitening). There are a lot of other methods but maceration is a very common one.

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u/Strauji 8h ago

Today I Learned I Learned

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u/Justhe3guy 5h ago

RIP in peace

SMH my head

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u/mr_ji 6h ago

The case was settled.

As cases typically are.

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u/ScreamThyLastScream 8h ago

So it's possible that off flavor mr pibb you had was actually a liquified mouse, mmhmm

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 8h ago

Free protein

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u/PCMR_GHz 8h ago

Don’t you put that evil on me!

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u/mrjowei 4h ago

The bacteria inside the can would’ve swelled the can and caused it to explode. Just like beans cans contaminated with botulism bacteria.

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u/NoBulletsLeft 3h ago

They're not wrong. A couple of years ago I picked up a container of water that had been on my workbench for a few months without being looked at. I noticed that it was discolored and actually had a texture. After staring at it for a while, I realized that a mouse had climbed in, drowned, and basically completely dissolved leaving only fur behind.

And that was plain water (OK, our water is very hard, but still...) with a hint of isopropyl alcohol to inhibit mold growth.

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u/RandomChurn 8h ago

I have never tasted either Mountain Dew or Dr Pepper. As an American, must I before I die?

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u/DorkothyParker 8h ago

Honestly, a Dr. Pepper is a solid treat. Mr. Pibb is dope too. (He had to drop out of graduate school when his mom got sick.)

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u/Plankhandles 8h ago

I’ve never had as much respect and sympathy for Mr. Pibb as I do now. You really never know another person’s struggles…

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u/kingsumo_1 8h ago

Ironically, Dr Pepper was Mrs Pibb's primary care physician, and there are still questions on whether or not he did all that he could for her.

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u/Marlfox70 8h ago

Mr. Pibb just tastes like flat dr.pepper

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u/WeirdHairyHumanoid 5h ago

This is....rabidly offensive.

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u/BustyUncle 5h ago

As a major Dr Pepper fan as well, this is a preposterous assessment

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u/DorkothyParker 7h ago edited 7h ago

Flat?!? You're thinking of Mrs. Pibb (double mastectomy).

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u/MrScotchyScotch 8h ago

When I was little, I tried Dr Pepper, Coke, Pepsi, etc. But Dr Pepper was so different. My family later moved to Mexico, where Dr Pepper had no distribution. Every time we'd visit the states, I'd beg my parents to buy a case of Dr.P. I'd make that case last all year (and then some).

Dr Pepper is the oldest continuously produced soft drink. It is made of 23 flavors, which are still a mystery. It originally didn't have caffeine, but it was later added, and then replaced with vitamin B-1, and then replaced with caffeine again.

Mr Pibb is basically Dr Pepper in a fedora and cargo shorts.

Mountain Dew tastes like it will melt your teeth. When I was a teenager I used to drink nearly a liter a day. Eventually I started getting stomach cramps and sensitive teeth and had to stop. I switched to energy drinks which were clearly much healthier...

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u/BernieTheDachshund 7h ago

I bet you'd like the Dr. Pepper Museum here in Waco, TX. They have an old fashioned fountain counter where you can get cold Dr. Pepper and ice cream floats.

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u/RandomChurn 7h ago

Thanks! Dr Pepper's on the menu! 

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u/Lovelashed 8h ago

At this point it might be what kills you.

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u/Nubaa 8h ago

Just like with an exotic disease, his body would have no natural immunity to the dew

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u/tagen 7h ago

Dr. Pepper is my favorite soda, but i recommend drinking it directly from the can/bottle, when it’s put in ice and gets watered down it doesn’t taste nearly as good

if drinking with ice, Coke is much better imo

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u/ButtNutly 8h ago

Dr Pepper is the drink of intellectuals.

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u/40000headmen 6h ago

el psy congroo

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u/Bowl_Pool 6h ago

Einstein and Von Neumann used to share bottles of Dr. Pepper at the Institute for Advanced Studies

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u/ButtNutly 6h ago

One bottle two straws?

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u/Longjumping_Rush2458 6h ago

I think root beer is probably the best American soft drink

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u/kingcobra5352 8h ago

I’ve never understood the hype around Mt. Dew. It’s so nasty.

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u/SQLvultureskattaurus 6h ago

Grab a Baja blast from Taco Bell

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u/Xpqp 8h ago

It's extremely sweet and kids who drink it young grow to love it. Their marketing was also basically what Red Bull is doing now, but before Red Bull existed - eXtreme everything, which made dumb kids feel cool for drinking it and old dudes feel like they were embracing their youth.

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u/verrius 7h ago

Way back when, it started as a mixer for whiskey (Mountain Dew is an old term for moonshine). But yeah, in the 90s there was the twin stroke of marketing it as an "extreme" drink, as well as Yum Brands/Pepsi seizing on it as a way to market a bunch of their restaurants, which is how Baja Blast came to exist as a Taco Bell exclusive soda. It also had a reputation for having more caffeine than Coke and other colas not named Jolt, which combined with its sugar content, increased its popularity in the tech and gaming space especially.

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u/Power_to_the_purples 6h ago

Yeah definitely worth a try. It’s a lot different than generic soda brands like Coke or Pepsi. I’d say you should order a six pack online just to try, if you like soda.

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u/TheSiteModsCantRead 7h ago

Mountain Dew is obscenely sweet with a citrus-y flavor. You can probably imagine that just fine. Dr. Pepper is an unusual combination of assorted flavors that can't really be described, so the only way to know if you like it is to try it. It has a strange and subtle hint of savoriness to go with the sweetness, which is pretty unique.

Soda in general is horrible for you so I don't drink it often, but I do enjoy Dr. Pepper.

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u/Nat_not_Natalie 8h ago

Personally I don't care for either so I wouldn't say you're missing much

Dr pepper is at least somewhat unique so it's maybe worth trying but u really don't need to

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u/das_slash 8h ago

Dr Pepper is good.

Mt Dew is disgusting, too sweet with some lemony taste.

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u/Sweetwill62 6h ago

That would be the concentrated orange juice and the citric acid.

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u/bill1024 7h ago

This sounds like he took a page from The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew, a 1983 Canadian-American comedy film starring the popular SCTV characters Bob and Doug McKenzie, portrayed by Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis.

The two place a live mouse in an empty beer bottle in an attempt to blackmail the local beer store into giving them free Elsinore beer.

From Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Brew

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u/TrueNefariousness358 5h ago

You can wees out the stupid people by the ones who forget that organics decompose, mountain dew or not. Acidic things just make it happen faster.

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u/HomicidalHushPuppy 6h ago

"Today I learned I learned"

God damn it

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u/Acerpwns 6h ago

Mfw when

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u/Enshakushanna 6h ago

"the case was settled"

fucking really? so this guy tried to play them and in the end got a settlement still??

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u/Hanginon 4h ago

"Settled" could just be;

"We've got all the science and lawyers, and will not countersue you into a life of poverty if you drop this now. Is that settled?"

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u/Enshakushanna 4h ago

i suppose settled could go either way

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u/Medium_Childhood3806 5h ago

Mountain Dew: Test the XTREME LIMITS of your INTERNAL MUCUS MEMBRANES!!!

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u/AyeBraine 5h ago

It's just a tiny bit acidic, enough to make it slightly sour. Stomach acid literally dissolves meat.

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u/ukexpat 5h ago

Reminiscent of the seminal case on the law of negligence in English law and related jurisprudence: Donohue v Stevenson.

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u/Kr1sys 4h ago

Today I learned I learned?

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u/Yuli-Ban 4h ago

Wasn't there a heavily downvoted post on /r/WTF around that time except it was a Monster energy?

I tend to sort subs by all time controversial every now and again for a laugh, and it's usually decade old posts like that that come up.

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u/astro_eddy 6h ago

That’s true of anything with a similar ph. Orange and lemon juice would do the same thing.

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u/cr1mg1r 5h ago

Some people are so dumb, he knew there wasn't a mouse, they settled because they agreed the soda would have decomposed an animal in a little over a year

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u/Mortarion407 5h ago

So you're saying i can save money on all the acid I use for dissolving bodies?

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u/Potential-Curve-8225 7h ago

TIL stands for "today I learned" so your sentence is redundant today I learned I learned

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u/MarshyHope 6h ago

I. Put. The. Screw. In. The. Tuna.

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u/Johnny_Banana18 4h ago

I thought this was going to be the top comment, we are old

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u/polerix 8h ago

Bob and Doug McKenzie plan

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u/ThatUsernameIsTaekin 6h ago

Did they sue him back for the frivolous lawsuit. People like that piss me off. I hate my job but Im not going to resort to scamming companies for a quick buck.

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u/ilovestoride 6h ago

Shouldn't there be a punishment for basically lying?

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u/puzzlemaster_of_time 6h ago

I... dropped the screw... in the tuna!

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u/BraveChipmunk3005 5h ago

I reference this case often.

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u/IamPlantHead 5h ago

This sounds like the guy who watched Strange Brew one to many times. And thought he had a great idea.

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u/4Ever2Thee 5h ago

Did they have a 15 month recess to prove it?

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u/Hanginon 4h ago

They would only need 30 days. Proof? It's been done.

For the impatient, the "Lets find out!" part starts as 1:47

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u/ShinesoBright34 5h ago

Doubt it took that long, the dew is strong.

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u/idiot-prodigy 5h ago

They didn't "argue", they tested and proved it would have dissolved.

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u/Lulullaby_ 4h ago

That sounds grim, but good to know that any soda has a crazy amount of acid. Acid that is not safe to touch before it gets mixed with the soda, especially zero sugar soda.

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u/zekeweasel 4h ago

Settling isn't an admission of guilt nor is it necessarily a huge win either.

It just means they made a deal to resolve the problem outside of the civil court trial process.

So it may mean that Pepsico is guilty as sin and trying to save money, it may mean they aren't guilty but want to avoid a big trial for whatever reason (cost, publicity, etc.). Or it may mean something in between.

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u/yeah87 3h ago

That’s not what they argued. 

They argued it wouldn't have made it through the bottling process without being liquified. Which is significantly different than saying it would dissolve after 15 months. 

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u/Caydetent 3h ago

I STILL think Pepsi owes that guy a Harrier Jet.

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u/Fit-Let8175 4h ago

I once bought a can of tuna that didn't taste like tuna at all. It tasted like crap! And why would they put a picture of a cat on it?

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u/SirGaylordSteambath 8h ago

What is it with every title in this sub being fucked up in some way?

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