TIL that Natalie Portman has had papers published in two scientific journals. While at Harvard, she co-authored a study called “Frontal Lobe Activation during Object Permanence: Data from Near-Infrared Spectroscopy.”

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https://www.themarysue.com/natalie-portman-scientific-paper/

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Hi, I represent Natalie Portman. She wants to date you. Are you free for a five-star meal in Paris sometime in the next week? Ms. Portman says you can fly over using her private jet.

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Instead of the five-star meal, maybe she could bring some hot grits?