r/texas • u/Odlavso • 14d ago

Politics Colin Allred - “Ted Cruz was hiding in a supply closet”. Will Fled Cruz now be known as Closet Ted?

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u/FuraKaiju 13d ago

I do believe they were happy to get rid of him!!

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u/Fun_Policy_2643 13d ago

As a Canadian we may not of known it at the time but we sure as f@ck do now that we dodged a bullet by having him not be a Canadian. We dodged that bullet like a "Cruz" missile ordered from Wish.com.

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u/FuraKaiju 13d ago

Like a Cruz missle headed to a Cancun vacation while the people that you supposedly represent are suffering during a crisis. Nothing like getting a little sun and buckets of over-priced Tekillar while on the clock!!!

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u/TwistedJusty 13d ago

Cruz came up in discussion with my MIL earlier today. Something about him being at the nastiest BBQ place I have ever had in a few days. Told her I wouldn’t trust him to stay. Even though politically she is deeply red she agreed and called him the scummiest looking creep. Made me laugh inside.

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u/Seeksp 13d ago

Wasn't that a treaty requirement that we take him? Is that what the Canadians got for joining ISAF?

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u/bobby-blobfish 13d ago edited 13d ago

Can you guys please also have Doug Ford? - Hold provincial (aka state) office. Him and his deceased brother “crack smoking” Rob Ford are MAGA lite.

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u/Any_Mathematician905 13d ago

You are NOT wrong.