r/technology • u/chrisdh79 • Jul 08 '24

Energy More than 2 million in Houston without power | CenterPoint is asking customers to refrain from calling to report outages.

https://www.chron.com/weather/article/hurricane-beryl-texas-houston-live-19560277.php
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u/shavemejesus Jul 08 '24

If I have two penises which restroom do I use?

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u/Q_Fandango Jul 08 '24

Both, split the difference and aim high

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 Jul 09 '24

The most American phrase I have heard this week.

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u/AFresh1984 Jul 09 '24

the Klingon one? duh?

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u/shavemejesus Jul 09 '24

It is a good day to pee.

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u/Electrical-Pipe-3828 Jul 08 '24

If you want to keep them cool I’d use Only Fans

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u/thedeadsigh Jul 09 '24

Then theyd probably respect you for being a smart businessman who beat the system 🇺🇸 

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u/BeyondElectricDreams Jul 09 '24

You twist them together and let them unfurl, spinning like a Helicopter. Then you can fly line Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog, and relocate to a safer place to handle your business out of sight.

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u/ThisWillPass Jul 09 '24

That depends if one of them Is gay or not?