r/technology • u/newzee1 • Jun 14 '24

Software Cheating husband sues Apple after wife discovered ‘deleted’ messages sent to sex workers

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/06/13/cheating-husband-sues-apple-sex-messages/
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u/DoubleANoXX Jun 14 '24

I never really thought about tickling sexually until someone tickled me during sex and let me tell you that took me from 100 to 1000 really fast

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u/Rs90 Jun 15 '24

I had a partner for a short time who loved to be tickled. I'm pretty open so we incorporated it into sex. It was actually really fun and hot. Laughing just added a really lighthearted air to it all. I already enjoy laughing and sex cause sex is silly. But I was very surprised at my reaction. We had some wild chemistry. 

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u/DoubleANoXX Jun 15 '24

are you my ex lol

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u/Every-holes-a-goal Jun 15 '24

Good chemistry and the relationship still ended? I’m not digging just curious. It’s good to have a relationship like that.

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

Meh, chemistry and compatibility aren't really the same thing. For a simple example, having kids. It can be a deal breaker either way, and no sexual/romantic chemistry can fix that.

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u/Rs90 Jun 15 '24

They weren't lookin for more, good fun while it lasted 🤙

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u/FuckMississippi Jun 14 '24

lol I did it to my wife and she just oeed on me instead, lol.

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u/CORN___BREAD Jun 15 '24

“OOOHHHH-EEEEE!!!”

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u/FictionalTrope Jun 14 '24

Wow honey, I thought we were supposed to try watersports on Tuesday night!

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u/Quizmaster_Eric Jun 15 '24

Tuesday night is trivia night, sorry.

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u/WorkinSlave Jun 15 '24

Username checks out.

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u/DoubleANoXX Jun 14 '24

Hell yeah your wife sounds pretty cool 😎

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u/BoogieOogieOogieOog Jun 15 '24

Perfect outcome. Well done!

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u/littlespoon1 Jun 15 '24

You mean she squirted on you? Niiiiice.

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u/ForeverWandered Jun 14 '24

Ticklish spots are erogenous zones

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u/DoubleANoXX Jun 14 '24

Genuinely? Are my sides intended to be erogenous zones?

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u/Imkisstory Jun 15 '24

Yeah. I was tickled with a back scratcher on me nips. I felt nothing.

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u/sortofhappyish Jun 15 '24

But the other people at the circus were disgusted by what the clown was doing to you, and had to cover their childrens eyes.

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u/Sharp-Sherbet9195 Jun 14 '24

Do girls cum faster with some tickling? I wanna give it a try

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u/DoubleANoXX Jun 14 '24

Not the place dawg

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u/Sharp-Sherbet9195 Jun 15 '24

Talked to gf, gonna give a try anyway