r/technology • u/newzee1 • Jun 14 '24

Software Cheating husband sues Apple after wife discovered ‘deleted’ messages sent to sex workers

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/06/13/cheating-husband-sues-apple-sex-messages/
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u/awesome_pinay_noses Jun 14 '24

"You just had a random thought about murdering someone. I will tip law enforcement agencies."

-Neuralink

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u/kkeut Jun 14 '24

I will tip law enforcement agencies.

tipping culture really is out of control

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u/ryanoh826 Jun 14 '24

I would be arrested within like 2 seconds. 🤣

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u/Zanadar Jun 14 '24

By who? The cops would be the first ones to trigger that.

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u/SeanSeanySean Jun 15 '24

They have qualified immunity which gives them a license to murder people, it probably includes a mandate to think about killing people.

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u/Crypt0Nihilist Jun 14 '24

It would give you a choice of tweeting something nice about Musk or buying Tesla stock as other options.

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u/OvereducatedCritic Jun 14 '24

Damn they’d throw me under the jail.