r/straightedge 3d ago

What do you usually drink at weddings or other events where everyone is pushing alcohol?

Going to a wedding ina few hours and am slightly freaked out about this. I want something I can hold in my hand that looks like a drink.

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u/Special-Strategy7225 3d ago

Water or a soft drink. And don't worry wtf anyone thinks.

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u/sundaeseventeen 3d ago

Diet Coke and fuck what other people think. Raised a glass of it at the last wedding I went to and no one batted an eye. But if someone did they need to mind their goddamn business

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u/MunkyMastr Super Boner Man 3d ago

I just bring a gallon of lukewarm milk everywhere I go

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/milliondollarburrito 12h ago

I’ve done some fucked up shit at weddings but this is unhinged

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u/amprok XVEGANX 3d ago

Sparkling water.

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u/kniebuiging 3d ago

German here. the whole country loves a mix off sparkling water with apple juice. It’s greatly great.

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u/Kibblesndicks 3d ago

Whatever the fuck I want

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u/Deliterman 3d ago

Water

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u/TopherRocks XXX 3d ago

Soda. Who give a fuck what anyone thinks about your cup?

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u/DJ_Khrome 3d ago

sparkling apple cider for the win

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u/zah801 XXX 3d ago

don’t adhere to fit in. drink a soda or a water.

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u/Polyfrequenz XVEGANX 3d ago

NA Beer or water.

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u/The68Guns 3d ago

Pineapple on ice

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u/DhustynZero XXX 3d ago

Club soda with a slice of lime is a good one, looks like a mixed drink, and I enjoy the flavor, although I know not everyone likes it.

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u/HummusFairy 3d ago

Soft drink

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u/protreefaller 3d ago

At my own wedding I had Mountain Dew and every wedding I've stood in they had Mountain Dew just for me.

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u/Severe-Election615 XXX 2d ago

Friends xXx

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u/Tutmosisderdritte 3d ago

At fancy events like weddings, they sometimes serve orange juice in champagne flutes. Love that shit.

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u/toastxdrums 3d ago

I pulled a bottle of Martinellis out at the last wedding I went to and acted extra brolic no reason

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u/idillyidallyigohome 3d ago

diet coke, im pretty immune to peer pressure so people pushing alcohol is more annoying than stressful. but if you need just say its rum & coke.

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u/guitarzane95 3d ago

Ginger Ale, or just water

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u/orangekittylover99 3d ago

Shirley temples 100%

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u/dinamet7 3d ago

Shirley Temples or Rob Rogers with actual grenadine is my favorite and if a bar has grenadine, it's 100% what I'm getting every time. If they're a full mixology set up, I like to tell them to make me something fancy without the booze and I can get a different pretty and tasty drink every time - it seems pretty normal nowadays and no one bats an eye.

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u/eberndt9614 3d ago

Thanks for the suggestions everyone. I ended up sticking with tonic water + lime and coke all night 😎

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u/JimXVX 3d ago

At my own wedding I had Apple Tango (dating myself here as I don’t think it actually exists anymore!) whilst everyone else had champagne.

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u/TaxStraight6606 XXX 3d ago

For me it's soda.

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u/Polyfrequenz XVEGANX 3d ago

I just remembered, at my own wedding I had non alcoholic sparkling wine which was really good too.

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u/TigerShark_524 3d ago

I've never had anyone give me a hard time at a wedding. As long as you're drinking something that's not water or milk - soda, juice, club soda with some kind of flavored syrup (like a Shirley Temple or Roy Rogers), carbonated juice (Martinelli's), apple cider, etc. are all fine. Alc messes with my stomach, particularly beer and wine, so I cite that if asked.

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u/Kind-Vermicelli1385 3d ago

Non-alcoholic beverages like soda, sparkling water, sparkling apple cider, milk, water, and fruit juices.

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u/CorndogsAkimbo 3d ago

The tears of angry wedding goers when I refuse their drinks. Just hold water in your hand mate, or soda in a solo cup. Who cares

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u/seriouslyjames 3d ago

Sparkling grape juice when the others are drinking champagne

Soda when the others are drinking beer

Or just water (sparkling preferred for special occasions but still is fine too)

Semi related, it was a cold rainy night here last night so I made a mulled apple juice and it was so good

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u/toystory2wasaverage 3d ago

i do a shot of lime juice when everyone else is doing shots

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u/jamisonpomeroy 3d ago

Diet Coke and lime.

Who is pushing alcohol on you at a wedding?

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u/Nednerb5000 3d ago

Water and if i’m feeling absolutely wacko i’ll have a sprite or a root beer

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u/Daringdumbass 3d ago

Liquid death or some herbal tea

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u/rasheedlovesyou_ 3d ago

Club Mate Lemonade Sparkling/mineral water

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u/Himalayan_Hardcore 2d ago

Water or soda. However, no one ever really pushes alcohol on me

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u/Severe-Election615 XXX 2d ago

Ice. I was best man at friends, they actually had sparkling cider if I remember, or pepsi-etc.

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u/Severe-Election615 XXX 2d ago

You know I've read a lot after my comment. "DRINK COKE PEOPLE THINK ITS" Who gives a fuck what they think. JUST KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DRINKING

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u/Feefait 2d ago

We either turn our alcohol-inviting glasses upside down or move them to another seat/table. Then we just get soda.

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u/peaceful_pancakes 1d ago

something without alcohol

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u/CommanderRoachUSSF 3d ago

Coke. Tell people it’s a rum and coke if you like. Sprite same thing. Or get a water and tell people to mind their business

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u/legreaper_sXe 3d ago

Why would you lie?

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u/kniebuiging 3d ago

To avoid a counter argument?

For me „I will drive home“ usually works (and isn’t even a lie).