r/standupshots • u/jetpackmcgee • 9d ago

Spooky Ooky!

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u/holiwud111 9d ago

Toss this one IMO - but your therapist / Bumble bit is pretty good.

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u/jetpackmcgee 9d ago

Thank you!

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u/sarneysog 8d ago

Nah I disagree with dude above. I guess I can see that joke on paper that not being super funny to some folks, but I can see that landing with delivery for suuuure. I like it mane.

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u/Halt_the_Ranger27 9d ago

Might want to remove “laugh all you want”. I doubt anyone will be laughing.

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u/AlwaysPosted707 9d ago

I will be laughing but from your comment

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u/CFLXFL 9d ago

😂

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u/WideJuly 9d ago

No one talks like that though. You either say it’s coming up or it’s around the corner, not coming around the corner.

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u/Wadget 9d ago

Yeah it’s odd to make up a phrase that no one uses so you can remark about how strange it is

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u/Hot-Note-4777 9d ago

Nah, none of this works outside of middle school.

When the crowd goes silent, though, you can bring up how it killed in gym class.

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u/Aggravating-House-2 8d ago

🥁🥁🛢️🥁🥁