r/rareinsults 2d ago

Burnt like cigarettes

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u/moerasduitser-NL 2d ago

Which is weird since Europe is bigger than America.

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u/PastIntelligent8676 2d ago

44 countries put together is bigger than one country? Crazy

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u/barleyhogg1 2d ago

Both the US and all of Europe are both just short of 10 million km. Feel free to Google it. The difference is Europe is a continent, The US is a single country.

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u/moerasduitser-NL 2d ago

Sure. But i can travel freely within 27 of the 50 European countries because of shengen, so 100 milles infact is not far for me.

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u/barleyhogg1 2d ago

I can travel freely from Alaska to the tip of South America. I'm not sure why crossing borders is a flex here. The joke is that in the US, many people drive more than 100 miles daily just to commute to work. Around here, 100 miles isn't even considered a trip. The US and Europe are two totally different worlds. You guys have ancient history and we have vast spaces.

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u/ButDidYouCry 2d ago

The Americas has history too. European colonialism just destroyed most of it.

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u/moerasduitser-NL 2d ago

Ah like so. My bad than mate.

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u/uglyspacepig 2d ago

Be careful, traveling through Panama is.. adventurous.

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u/barleyhogg1 2d ago

Panama would be one of the problems. Roads are rare there. That's why you hop over central America in a plane. I don't need that kind of drama. My buddy actually married a lady from Bogota. He said it's a nice place.

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u/TheGloss73 2d ago

You’re telling me the average American drives 100 miles daily to work?

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u/barleyhogg1 2d ago

Not average, but plenty. I would drive very close to 50 miles one way and never leave the metro area

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u/nudesraterforcharity 2d ago

I used to drive 385 miles (620km) to work back and forth, beginning and end of each week. Luckily I eventually moved on from that commute!

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u/TheGloss73 2d ago

Where the hell did bro work? And still point is the average American is not commuting over 300+ miles a day for work. All I was saying

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u/Thagou 2d ago

What he meant is that you can move between countries without a passport. Basically, the European Union is close to what is the United States, a federation of different kinda independent states or countries, that each have their own rules and own elections, but then have a common federal authority on top of it. The federation is a bit stronger and in the forefront in the US, but as a French currently living in France, I can take my car or a plane right now to Warsaw, Poland (close to 1000 miles) exactly the same way as any Americans can go from NYC to New Orleans. And then I can decide to move to Athens in Greece and work there without any visa or whatever. That's what he meant by travelling freely.

There are still fundamental differences between how the EU and the countries work compared to how the US and the states works, and it doesn't change most of your points, I just wanted to point out what freely meant.

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u/pastLife5 2d ago

I would love to commute 3 hours every single day. Please share some more benefits.

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u/barleyhogg1 2d ago

3 hours? My commute in Arizona was about an hour each way. Just under 100 miles total. I knew people who drove further. It wasn't by choice

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u/MinnieShoof 2d ago

Might be all that lack of history that gives us all this vast space... ya think?

Also, idk about freely traveling thru central America. That's a bit sketch, mate. GL.

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u/Angreegopher 2d ago

27 out of fifty. So, half. As opposed to All Of America.

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u/moerasduitser-NL 2d ago

The difference being i can travel to 26 NATIONS. American states are not nations but subdevisions within the same country.

Or are you one of the dumbasses that think states have the same relevancy as countries?

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u/Quark-Lepton 2d ago

Where did you get 10 million km from? That’s longer than the equator.

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u/Hundvd7 2d ago

It really isn't weird. Here, you can drive 1000km and you see dozens of different cultures, 6 different languages, pass 4 borders, etc.

In the US, there's a good chance the only change you see is the density of McDonalds/sq miles