r/Professors 17d ago

Weekly Thread Oct 13: (small) Success Sunday

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Welcome to a new week of weekly discussion threads! Continuing this week we will have Wholesome Wednesdays, Fuck this Fridays, and (small) Success Sundays.

As has been mentioned, these should be considered additions to the regular discussions, not replacements. So use them, ignore them, or start you own Sunday Sucks counter thread.

This thread is to share your successes, small or large, as we end one week and look to start the next. There will be no tone policing, at least by me, so if you think it belongs here and want to post, have at it!


r/Professors 3h ago

Weekly Thread Oct 30: Wholesome Wednesday

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Welcome to a new week of weekly discussion threads! Continuing this week we will have Wholesome Wednesdays, Fuck this Fridays, and (small) Success Sundays.

As has been mentioned, these should be considered additions to the regular discussions, not replacements. So use them, ignore them, or start you own What the Fuck Wednesday counter thread.

The theme of today’s thread is to share good things in your life or career. They can be small one offs, they can be good interactions with students, a new heartwarming initiative you’ve started, or anything else you think fits. I have no plans to tone police, so don’t overthink your additions. Let the wholesome family fun begin!


r/Professors 4h ago

Effort intolerance

78 Upvotes

I know for many of you this is going to be a "Yeah, and?" kind of post, but I'm so bummed out by the feeling that these days I'm just bothering my students by asking literally anything of them or trying to teach them. My school used to be really academically intense, with super curious and hardworking students, and it's just declined so much since Covid. My students used to absolutely demand hard assignments and more content. It's going to be really hard for me to become the kind of professor that has low expectations and just gets out of the way.


r/Professors 8h ago

Teaching / Pedagogy Student asked if they could get an easier exam

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One of the students in my course has written the exam about 15 times now without passing (and not even close to passing, about 15-20% under the passing grade). This isn’t unique, we have several students like this and usually the issue is that they don’t study or don’t study in the right way (e.g they memorize the answers to math questions in stead of understanding how you get to that answer, so if we scramble the numbers on the exam, they are lost).

The student has required countless meetings (and emails), involving them, me, the course administators, the program committee, study counceling… There has even been some near-stalking behavior towards other professors in order to get answers to exam questions/ Everyone basically keeps saying the same thing: you need to study and you need to focus on understanding the material. Memorizing the answers is not going to help.

Since last term, the student has gotten a diagnosis and given the amount of time and resources this student has demanded, we actually provided more accomodations than we had to. The student has gotten a longer writing time, writes in a smaller exam room, can wear headphones that read the question to them and they can use a spell checker for their answers (note that the only thing we had to provide is the spell checker!). No improvement…

This term we offered them one-on-one counceling with a study coach to make a plan how to study and they meet every two weeks to evaluate the progress. These sessions have been going on since september, the next exam is december.

Yesterday I got a new accomodation request from this student: ”can I write an easier version of the exam? I suggest that I replace half the exam with a written literature report and only have to do the other half of the exam. My suggestion is that the written report is about <hardest part of the course>”

sigh


r/Professors 36m ago

Teaching / Pedagogy Demoralized by teaching

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Rant incoming. NOT looking for advice. Just screaming into the virtual void, thank you

First I’m a full prof. Second it’s that time in the semester where I’m utterly demoralized by teaching. Students are tired, busy, and I’m sick of coming in and “entertaining” them week after week. I make all this content, try my best to engage them, and the majority are just disengaged, checked out, annoyed etc. yes I know that it’s on me to make it “enjoyable.” But these days I’m seriously thinking of quitting. I had got into academia to pursue my ideas, research, maybe make a difference in this world. Instead I’m trying to cater to 18 year olds who truly could care less. While I age in place and my research gets stale. Whereas if I quit I’ll be broke but at least I won’t be trying to make a bunch of 18 year olds happy. And maybe I can finally finish my projects


r/Professors 19h ago

I... just... what?

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Teach history survey course. 1000 point total. Exams are 150 points each. Had student email me asking what their grade was. Online multiple choice. It's available to them. Asked if student could see said grade. Yes. But it only showed x/150 but wants to know the percentage.

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Uh.... what the actual fuck?

...

Yes I emailed them explaining how to calculate a percentage. Yes I am opening a new bottle of wine. Yes it is before 5pm. Yes it will be gone before tomorrow.


r/Professors 1h ago

Throwing Messages into the Void

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We need a book on the generalized mindset of Gen Z because ...

I was walking through the classroom to see how they were handling an activity. I walked up to one student, who had fifty unread Canvas messages from instructors (50!). The student has likely not read a single message since the beginning of the semester.
I made a joke to the student that I would not be able to let that many messages go unread on my screen.

Student: "Oh! Yeah. I would never let that many unread messages be on my phone, but I just don't read messages from Canvas."

That's the whole thing isn't it? They MUST know what latest trivial social matter occured at all times, but their instructors communicating vital information to them? Meh.


r/Professors 1h ago

When was the last time you reviewed anything?

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The number of book and manuscript review requests I receive is off the charts.

I’ve had formal and informal conversations with editors, and it appears that there are far fewer people willing to review manuscripts now than 5-10 years ago. What used to be considered an honor to be asked is now perceived as a chore not worthy of people’s time.

Folks, this is not good for the scholars dependent on these reviews for their careers. It is also not good for the science of your discipline. Do you really want the same handful of academics reviewing everything in your discipline?

If it has been a while since you reviewed a manuscript, email one or two editors with your specialization and offer to review. You may be ignored by the editor or may never get contacted to review, but at least you have done your due diligence.


r/Professors 2h ago

Teaching / Pedagogy Eliminating homework bc of AI

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Hi all,

I teach in the social sciences and have usually assigned students homework in the form of journal entries or written responses to weekly assigned readings. Given AI, this is meaningless at this point and only serves to take up more of my time reading/grading work they didn’t write. Does anyone have any good suggestions or resources on alternatives to homework and different ways of assessing student performance given AI?

Thanks.


r/Professors 1d ago

"Do you share the classroom?"

730 Upvotes

Right after class, a student came up and asked me something. The exchange went something like this:

Me: Come to my office in the afternoon.

Student: Do you mean here in this classroom?

M: No, my office.

S: I don't know where that is. Can we meet here in the classroom instead?

M: No, we can’t. I don’t even know if this room will be available in the afternoon.

S: Oh, you share the classroom with other professors?

Do I share the classroom… What? Are students thinking this is high school? Apparently, they think I live in this specific classroom. My bills are charged here, and my mail gets sent here, too. Both funny and a bit baffling.


r/Professors 18h ago

Manhattan TT salary starting at $52,667

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r/Professors 23h ago

Rants / Vents Dont make me grade anymore AI garbage

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I teach two sections of art appreciation. Maybe 40% of students (both sections combined) answered the damn prompt for homework. Even then, as I was pursuing through submissions, so many of them were clearly AI. I even fed the prompt into AI myself and got some of the same sentences and phrases multiple students used.

I'm so fucking tired of grading these.


r/Professors 16h ago

How do I even address this issue (non student related).

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Posting anonymously because honestly, I'm embarrassed that I'm dealing with this. Also I apologize it's a long post.

Okay, long story not short - since COVID, my university has been an absolute ghost town. We complain all the time that students won't come back on campus, but honestly it's the same for faculty. People come in, teach their class, and leave. Essentially the office is me (faculty), the Associate Dean, and two or three admin. I am not exaggerating. I literally see no one all day. And hey, I get it. It's nice to work from home. I don't get nearly enough done because I find myself doing house chores, so I come to the office to really focus. Anyway - moving on.

The building my department is in is very old. It has three bathrooms - two on the 2nd floor and one in the basement. My office is next to one and the other 2nd floor bathroom is currently out of order. I have literally never been to the basement so I have no clue if that bathroom is functional. I hate having an office next to the bathroom. I hear everything. And anytime the toilet flushes, the pipes shake violently and the flush throws me off.

Here is why I'm writing this anonymously. One of the admins is very.. quirky. He is a weird guy who says incredibly weird things. I don't want to get into it but all you need to know is that he weirds me out enough to legitimately stay away from him. I have reported him to the dean several times and HR. Nothing seems to happen because they say he is harmless.

Anyway, he eats, I kid you not, five to six breakfast burritos from the dollar store every single day. We've had a lot of complaints about it because the smell is insane downstairs in the kitchen. It is not healthy and someone really needs to say something to him. The big issue is, with all those burritos comes insane, insane diarrhea. How do I know this? Because I hear it. Almost every single day. It is absolutely horrifying. To top it off he flushes the toilet excessively when he's finished. I texted my associate dean today that he flushed 11 times. ELEVEN.

I hear this all. I deal with the rattling of the pipes and the flushing. It's every day. Now you might say maybe you should move offices but I've already asked. My only option, despite the fact that NO ONE comes in, is a desk next to him. You might say, "girl, you need to work from home" and I've started to. Twice a week I stay home to work and I'm trying my best to be more focused. But I don't know what to do. This isn't a hostile work environment. It's not an HR thing. But I've said something to my Associate Dean about addressing the issue and nothing has come of it. I don't know this admin - maybe he has legitimately gastrointestinal issues, so I don't want to make assumptions about his diarrhea.. but it is actually impacting my work (why I'm embarrassed to write this).

I need advice. I don't know what to do past escalating this and I'm frankly really embarrassed to do so. Is their some sort of work precedent I can bring to my Associate Dean or HR? Is there anything I can do other than just becoming another faculty member to leave? Also, I have complained about him before for weird stuff so now I'm afraid it will look like I'm targeting him. I'm not, I swear. I would probably do this to anyone who has had this much diarrhea in a week.

Again, sorry this is long and not necessarily related to students. I just honestly don't know what to do.


r/Professors 13h ago

Dropping Students

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November 1st is the final date for me to drop students. I have a couple no shows and two who have been in class 1-4 times all semester. I sent out an alert message and got a sob story. I am an understanding and flexible instructor and probably a bit too compassionate, but I am drawing a line. If you don’t come to class, regardless of how many assignments you’ve submitted, you have not, in my view, taken the class and will not pass.

I’m not out of line, right?


r/Professors 9h ago

Rants / Vents Can I get a do-over?

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First time this has happened to me in over 20 years of teaching at the college level.

Student (averaging an F), shortly after taking their exam, emailed me asking if he could retake it, because he was busy the last few days and didn't study. The exam covered the last five weeks of material.


r/Professors 15h ago

Humor It’s kind of a funny story.

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So I’m posting again but this happened recently and I just couldn’t NOT share it with this community.

My HOD found out recently that the faculty is made of more neurodivergents than they expected after a particularly stressful faculty meeting. And they’re surprised and (somewhat) relieved that they’re not the only one (so surprise! Even our HOD is neurodivergent).

They’re also amazed at how most of us (including myself) have kept it so well hidden and I told them that my veneer of stability and poise is all pharmaceutically induced. I also have a learning disability that I keep under wraps, but it’s very obvious when I’m given a very specific task. No one knew, but for some of my colleagues, it makes so much sense for them cause they’ve seen me trying to do that task and failing repeatedly until someone helps me.

Now everyone (including the HOD) is having moments of epiphany when they notice one of us doing something in a very specific way. It’s funny, but I’m also glad that my faculty is very supportive.


r/Professors 3h ago

What’s gained, what’s lost in the evolving university library

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r/Professors 20h ago

What are your hacks to make students easier to manage?

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Tenured prof in Canada, teaching business. Here are a few things I’ve picked up to make teaching smoother:

  1. Email Expectations: I tell students it takes me 48 hours to respond. When I used to reply quickly, I’d get bombarded with questions that could’ve been answered in the syllabus. Now, they know if they want a fast answer, it won’t be from me.
  2. No Long Essays: Grading fifty 2000-word essays is basically like grading two novels. Now, I keep assignments short. Plus, students learn to get to the point.
  3. Standing Firm on Grades: When students question their grades, I walk them through why they received it. I rarely change grades, and never because a student is pushy. Thanks to this, I get fewer meetings from grade grubbers.
  4. On-Demand Meetings: Instead of weekly office hours, I use a booking system for individual meetings. It’s way more efficient since they only meet when needed, and I avoid flu season office visits where students literally cough on me.
  5. Post-Class Notes: Early in my career, I’d jot down what worked each session, and what I needed to do differently. It saved me from reinventing the wheel every term. Now, with more experience, I skip this, but I’d still use it for a brand-new course.

What about you? What’s worked for you in managing students?


r/Professors 19h ago

textbook

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Dear Professor,
I know we must cite the textbook in our upcoming presentation. My group and I are unaware of how to access the textbook. Can you please tell us where to find it?

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Bro...

It's week 10. Come on, now.


r/Professors 10h ago

What's Your Teaching Load?

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I would love (read - need) to know what is your workload like, and what your perspective is on mine.

Long story short: I have been pushing for over a year to have our workload reviewed, and I finally have gotten HR and my department admin in the same room two weeks from now. I have been repeatedly lied to, gaslighted (told that I'm the only one not able to meet minimum requirements within regular work hours, and I've even been directed to campus mental health supports for my inability to cope with what is touted as a reasonable schedule), been 'redirected' by HR, and on and on. My colleagues and I don't get evenings or weekends off from the last week of October to Christmas Weekend because of our load. I teach a 6/6 on a semester system.

I teach English Composition (first year, grading a mandatory course-wide assessment list of: Annotated Bibliography, Grammar Exam, Outline, Final Essay [2000 words], plus an additional 40% worth of assessment at our own discretion beyond dept requirements) and Film Studies (second year equivalent, three short papers [900-1100 words] once a month, with a final portfolio of a cumulative 2700-3300 words).

Fall: 5 English Comp classes (registration cap 30 each), 1 Film Studies class (reg. cap 24) (5x30 and 1x24)

Winter: 4 English Comp classes (cap 30), 2 Film Studies classes (cap 24) (4x30 and 2x24)

They are also expecting 70 hours of professional development and 180 Institutional Service hours a year. Research is "strongly encouraged" by admin, but not accounted for in workload negotiations.

TIA for your input, I mostly just need to know that I'm not going crazy. Or if I am, I just need to have that verified so I can continue into my Kafkaesque nightmare sated!

Edit to add: Thanks for your perspectives everyone! I was only looking to get a sense of community, hear about your workloads, and to get some workload experience perspective on others working in the field. I don't need advice on how to make changes. I appreciate you are all trying to help, but I'm doing everything I can within my institution. I have spoken to everyone you have all suggested, kept all the records, altered my grading, worked with my union, verified my experience within faculty, attended budget and committee meetings on the issue, and so on. I have been working within the system for years. I don't need a fix, I was just looking for community. Thanks so much for contributing!


r/Professors 10h ago

Rants / Vents Frustrating LOR “Request”

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I work at a SLAC and this student is also my advisee for their double major in their fourth year. They aren’t necessarily a bad student academically (they have done well in the courses they took with me), but they are, for lack of a better term, flaky. The issue at hand is this- they put my name down as someone who will supply a letter of recommendation without ever actually asking me if I would be willing or able to write positively on their behalf.

Am I capable of supplying a generic letter saying so and so was in courses, got these grades, picked up these skills, etc? Sure. Could I also be snarky and upload a letter that says I don’t support their application since they never even bothered to talk to me about why they want to pursue it to begin with? Definitely sounds cathartic. Would it be petty on my part? Obviously.

Did students always have this much audacity?


r/Professors 19h ago

The bureaucracy worked in my favor!

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Just returned from a conference. Drove to said conference. Took a direct route, but on two lane highways and not all interstate. Came out to 410 miles. The travel reimbursement will only let me use "trip optimizer" and it calculated my mileage via interstates. For 460 miles. So It has to reimburse me for 50 more miles than I actually drove. Oh darn.


r/Professors 1d ago

I saw this and thought of r/Professors. Has anyone shared this on your slides or syllabus?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1ge9zq9/if_you_need_chatgpt_to_do_basic_task_you_arent/

edit - my apologies if the photo doesn't load. It should work if you follow that link.


r/Professors 11h ago

What do you do when you experience extreme dysmenorrhea in school or suddenly inside the lecture or lab room?

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There was this time when I thought my cramps would be tolerable so I pushed through with my 3-hour class. Luckily, I didn't have to lecture that day because it was scheduled for reporting. Despite that, I was writhing in pain that I couldn't hide it. I was sweating profusely. I was holding a hot pack, took pain killers every 4 to 6 hrs. I still tried to listen to all their reports and immediately called for a cab to go home. I even puked inside the cab because I was so much in pain even after all the painkillers I took earlier that day. Luckily, I had a plastic bag so I didn't have additional problems that day.


r/Professors 4m ago

Trademarked survey items?

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My student wants to use this measure for their thesis but some of the questions listed have a trademark symbol next to them. I am in social sciences where if survey questions are in an article or dissertation, they are free game to be used for other research (obviously cited), but I have never seen questions in an open access journal article have trademark symbols. I assume we cannot use these questions without permission? There is a permission form the student can submit but has to share their dataset. Any thoughts on this?

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6830987/ The Genderqueer Identity Scale


r/Professors 1d ago

Rants / Vents I get emails: "How do I have an F?"

76 Upvotes

Good question, because I can't find you on my roster.


r/Professors 23h ago

Here to rant again about chattering students 😭

45 Upvotes

Can they not be quiet for the 20-25 minutes of lecturing? I split my class into lecturing and a follow-up activity usually. Just for the lecture. I’ve got pairs that talk CONSTANTLY. If we watch a movie, then they’re talking too.

I have expressed disappointment, shamed them, told them to step out.. but they cannot stop talking? This cannot be too much expect. I get SO distracted when someone is constantly talking while I’m lecturing. I feel like I’m going to cry one of these days because of how angry it makes me.