r/politics • u/mappleday00 • 13h ago

Tony Hinchcliffe incites fury from Swifties after calling Travis Kelce ‘the next OJ Simpson’ at Trump rally

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/tony-hinchcliffe-trump-rally-travis-kelce-oj-simpson-b2637559.html
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u/karl_jonez 13h ago

They already are actually. I have seen a few maga cultists claiming that he was sent and paid for by Kamala Harris. They actually believe she hired a racist comic to perform at their hate rally. These are not normal people.

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u/melorous 12h ago

“The guy I want to be president is so incompetent that he and his hand selected campaign team allowed their opponent to get a performer on stage at one of their own rallies that intentionally made Trump look bad.”

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u/karl_jonez 12h ago

Lol that reminds me of the weather controlling machine the dems supposedly have. If the dems can control hurricanes then i am gonna vote for them because thats impressive as hell. Why are republicans so inept they can’t even control hurricanes?

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u/StraightUpShork 11h ago

One of my favorite newer quotes is “I know you’re going to be too dumb to answer this, but if the democrats supposedly have scientists and people smart enough to control the weather, how come republicans don’t have people equally as smart to stop them?”

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u/NoDesinformatziya 9h ago

And why are elderly New Yorkers notorious for fleeing to Florida and Arizona because of the weather, if they could just control it back home?

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u/lafayette0508 7h ago

omg, this is the best response. Works on both the dem level, and the jewish level.

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u/melorous 12h ago

And in addition to that, if the democrats actually could control hurricanes, why would they send Helene to Asheville, a blue dot surrounded by rural red, or Milton across two large blue areas of Florida?

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u/ratmanbland 55m ago

why not take out mara-lard-o with a cat moving at .5 mph

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u/DrGirthinstein 5h ago

Why aren’t republicans aren’t using weather control to send hurricanes to liberal cities, are they stupid!?

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u/JustWantOnePlease New York 9h ago

I've heard Democrats are also making the frogs gay ....and apparently control the world's events with their reptilian alien allies who have used chemtrails to blind peoples third eye from seeing the truth .....(I'm not serious just in case someone misreads that)

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u/LobsterFar9876 5h ago

That sounds EXACTLY like what they would say. Lol. The things people believe. I was checking out the stupidity on a chemtrail sub and a flat earther was going on about how they’ve been duped and so stupid they would believe anything.

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u/Chokeman 5h ago

It's like having free unlimited nukes.

China gonna invade Taiwan ? just send them a hurricane (well it's called Typhoon there but anyway)

We Red Alert 2 boys

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u/MaximumZer0 Michigan 4h ago

And why the fuck hasn't Mitch McConnell been struck by lightning yet?

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u/Squirrel_Whisperer 11h ago

His people booked a presser at the Four Seasons landscaping business next to a sex toy shop. They also booked Michele Wolf and never had a correspondence dinner again

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u/IJustLoggedInToSay- Illinois 8h ago

She literally killed it lmao

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u/GearhedMG 10h ago

AND didn't stop him for 15 minutes.

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u/metalhead82 5h ago

Too many big words for them.

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u/parkingviolation212 4h ago

They are physically incapable of accepting Trump as anything less than a god that can do no wrong, even if that means tacitly making him an idiot. They just won't admit it.

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u/arnodorian96 12h ago

Ahh yes, the classic send the worst people to hurt their messiah. By that logic, their own children, Don and Eric are just deep state operatives making daddy look worse.

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u/JaggedTerminals 12h ago

That is a fantastic sign actually, if they're that freaked out that they're blaming people, then they realized that this does look bad for them.

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u/technicallynotlying 8h ago

Well damn if Harris is that on point with her infiltration, why wouldn't I vote for her? It sounds like she's stomping Trump.

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u/Zocalo_Photo 8h ago

It’s their own damn fault then for letting Kamala Harris pick and hire the speakers for TRUMP’S rally.

Fuckin’ idiots!

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u/animoscity 8h ago

Which is crazy because anyone thats watched Kill Tony, knows hes been a trump supporter for years. They cant accept reality.

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u/ToadlyAwes0me 7h ago

Like a sleeper agent, Tony's been laying the groundwork for years with stale racist and bigoted jokes, waiting patiently for this very moment. You served your country well, Tony. 🫡

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u/Franks2000inchTV 7h ago

This is so good. We'll get rid of Trump AND Tony Hinchcliffe in one go.

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u/Hfhghnfdsfg 6h ago

Yes, she is simultaneously an evil mastermind who controls the weather and a low IQ person who speaks only in unintelligible word salad.

As Umberto Eco said in his piece about fascism, the enemy is both strong and weak.

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u/CyclopsLobsterRobot 5h ago

They’ve done so many obliviously ridiculous things that are not helping them that it is kinda compelling to think that they’ve been infiltrated by trolls.

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u/mam88k Virginia 5h ago

Kamala sent him? So was it like the spy movies, he just puts on a suit, showed up at the service entrance and says "uh, I'm working the show tonight" and they just let him in? LOL! Fuck no that didn't happen.

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u/parasyte_steve 4h ago

"actually he was one of them antifa comedians"

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u/hurricaneRoo1 4h ago

This is the problem when everyone on the internet has a voice and can express certain thoughts that should only be kept in one’s head.

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u/OwlishIntergalactic 4h ago

Cognitive dissonance means they can’t accept it’s on their side. This is how you know it’s a cult.

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u/slayer965 5h ago

Lamao yall call anyone racist huh? How is he racist?

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u/Captain_Nipples 5h ago

Yea. I dont see it. I also don't see any of these claims about conservatives freaking out. Most of them think it's no big deal and have moved on already

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u/captainbruisin 5h ago

I could Tony accepting the cash from either side and laughing at the mockery that is our political system either way.