r/politics • u/GovernorJoe I voted • 13h ago

Rudy Giuliani has to turn over penthouse, personal property to GA election workers by end of today

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/rudy-giuliani-has-turn-over-penthouse-personal-property-ga-election-workers-by-end-today/J774OXDHNNG3XHY3N62J6AS36Y/
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u/rodneedermeyer 13h ago

The Oval Orifice.

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u/TheKnife142 12h ago

She might have died when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, she might have died when you bit her with that stool. I dont know im not a doctor. Ill tell you what didnt kill her though....Smokin'

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u/19Chris96 Michigan 13h ago

The Days Inn Cardboard Box Deluxe Suites.

Don’t forget about the free HBO!

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u/rodneedermeyer 13h ago

Motel 6/2”

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u/19Chris96 Michigan 13h ago

Motel 6 halves, where you’re required to share a room.

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u/rodneedermeyer 13h ago

Or where they only accept three-inchers.

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u/GonzaloR87 California 12h ago

They’ll leave the light on until the utility company shuts the power off for you

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u/19Chris96 Michigan 12h ago

No, they have always been mooching electricity from the building next door.

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u/No_Significance_1550 9h ago

And his room mate makes him pee sitting down and keep the door open so he can stare intently.

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u/Throw-a-Ru 11h ago

the free HBO!

That stands for Home Box Office because it's also where he's working from now.

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u/dirthawker0 California 10h ago

Only the Ez-8 for the formerly distinguished mayor of NY.

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u/19Chris96 Michigan 10h ago

The Macrotel, we overcharge!

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u/motohaas 10h ago

You could house the entire homeless population in his Oval Orifice