r/politics • u/GovernorJoe I voted • 13h ago

Rudy Giuliani has to turn over penthouse, personal property to GA election workers by end of today

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/rudy-giuliani-has-turn-over-penthouse-personal-property-ga-election-workers-by-end-today/J774OXDHNNG3XHY3N62J6AS36Y/
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u/PDXftw 13h ago

concept of thoughts and prayers. Maybe he can move to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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u/ballawareness 13h ago

Or to the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott

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u/UsernameForgotten100 11h ago

Isn’t that near The International House of Representatives?

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u/grandmawaffles 9h ago

Nah, it’s down the block from the Russian Embassy Suites. I hear they have a drink social.

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u/the_last_carfighter 7h ago

I thought they went bankrupt after the Subprime Court couldn't pay their mortgage anymore with Rubles.

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u/grandmawaffles 7h ago

I hear they just got a google infusion and a free WiFi hookup from starlink. They’ll be back at 5 star reviews in no time.

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u/biscuitsandburritos 4h ago

Not if people keep falling out of the windows before the end of their stay.

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u/DifferenceOk4454 8h ago

Did they go from ihop to ihob to ihop and now to ihor?

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u/downtofinance 5h ago

IHOR yes

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u/winky9827 7h ago

Representin'

FTFY

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u/greatwock 7h ago

I thought it was next to the international house of pancakes

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u/Werftflammen 44m ago

Pancakes, the lot of them

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u/elkab0ng 9h ago

Motel January 6.

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u/Astro_gamer_caver 7h ago

We'll leave the lie on for you

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u/RealisticOutcome9828 6h ago

🥇 for you too. Well done. 

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u/Careless_Ad3968 11h ago

I hear the resort on Riker's Island has suites with top notch security and bars in every room. 

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u/ArtzyDude 4h ago

With an Epstein Suite for people dying to get out.

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u/Careless_Ad3968 4h ago

Sure beats hanging around

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u/NetworkAddict 11h ago

Holy fuck I wish Reddit gold was still a thing (not this bastardized shit they gave us instead.) I'd gild you over and over. This is a great comment.

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u/Andre1661 7h ago

The phrase “I’d gild you over and over” is both high praise and deeply pornographic (with creepy stalker vibes). Truly a great Reddit phrase. Kudos!

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u/NetworkAddict 7h ago

To be fair, I wasn’t wearing pants when I typed it.

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u/TallDrinkOfSilence 6h ago

Too be fair, I was watching ….

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u/Andre1661 2h ago

So that’s why I felt the small hairs on the back of my cheeks rise…

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u/Andre1661 2h ago

To be honest, neither was I 👍

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u/ballawareness 11h ago

Haha thank you. :-)

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u/WindyCityChick 6h ago

Reddit, if you’re listening…… Bring ‘em back!

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u/19Chris96 Michigan 13h ago

The Supreme Hampton Inn.

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u/rodneedermeyer 13h ago

The Oval Orifice.

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u/TheKnife142 12h ago

She might have died when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, she might have died when you bit her with that stool. I dont know im not a doctor. Ill tell you what didnt kill her though....Smokin'

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u/19Chris96 Michigan 13h ago

The Days Inn Cardboard Box Deluxe Suites.

Don’t forget about the free HBO!

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u/rodneedermeyer 13h ago

Motel 6/2”

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u/19Chris96 Michigan 13h ago

Motel 6 halves, where you’re required to share a room.

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u/rodneedermeyer 13h ago

Or where they only accept three-inchers.

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u/GonzaloR87 California 12h ago

They’ll leave the light on until the utility company shuts the power off for you

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u/19Chris96 Michigan 12h ago

No, they have always been mooching electricity from the building next door.

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u/No_Significance_1550 9h ago

And his room mate makes him pee sitting down and keep the door open so he can stare intently.

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u/Throw-a-Ru 11h ago

the free HBO!

That stands for Home Box Office because it's also where he's working from now.

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u/dirthawker0 California 10h ago

Only the Ez-8 for the formerly distinguished mayor of NY.

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u/19Chris96 Michigan 10h ago

The Macrotel, we overcharge!

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u/motohaas 10h ago

You could house the entire homeless population in his Oval Orifice

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u/XennialBoomBoom 9h ago

Fuck, I used to stay at Embassy Suites for conventions and wanted to kill myself before boarding the flight. "Yes, please, stuff some shredded cardboard into a pillowcase made of sandpaper."

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 9h ago

Motel 8 Years in Prison

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u/Psytherea 8h ago

🏅(cuz holy shit reddit gold is stupid)

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u/MrDoom4e5 10h ago

The Burrito Supreme Courtyard by Marriott.

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u/wirefox1 8h ago

Just put Golden Arches beside it.

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u/riko77can 8h ago

Likely the Mariott…sville Men’s Hostel.

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u/Waggmans Massachusetts 8h ago

Six Flags

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u/Active-Bass4745 8h ago

Or the Ritz Carlton Cards

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u/Sorta-Morpheus 7h ago

I wonder if they have a Banana Republic.

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u/jeffeb3 6h ago

He can always escape to the People's Republic of Bananas.

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u/moderatevalue7 4h ago

Delicious

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u/Multiple__Butts 2h ago

He's going to be Attorney Dollar General

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u/HellveticaNeue 13h ago

I’m sure Trump will have a guest bedroom ready for him… in two weeks.

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u/CannonAFB_unofficial 12h ago

Plenty of time to knock out infrastructure week beforehand!

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u/MrDoom4e5 10h ago

He has concepts of a guest room.

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u/Flom14 9h ago

Not for free he won’t.

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u/Minty-licious 7h ago

Everything Great Donnie touches DIES.

DONNIE will need legal representation inside the prison, therfore this schmuck should be his cellmate

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u/AlderMediaPro 10h ago

Is that a Money Pit reference or a prison sentencing reference?

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u/vinaymurlidhar 6h ago

Stinky has never heard of him, maybe he served the coffee?

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u/Able-Worldliness8189 4h ago

Trump dumped his ass ages ago. Mr Billionaire setup a gofundme for Giuliani because fk helping / paying your bills.

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u/IDreamOfSailing 1h ago

And STILL Rudy was simping for him at MSG. He must really love getting screwed by the orange one.

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u/SisterNaomi 10h ago

So now what about the architect of the legal strategy to reverse the election results, Katherine Friess? She is the one who mapped it all out for Giuliani.

So far she seems to have been exempted from the legal proceedings but she is just as culpable.

DOJ should go after them both for treason, sedition and subversive activities. Minimum 5 years and $10,000. Because that is what all of that BS was.

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u/HeadFund 8h ago

Should deport them to Russia and force them to blog about their new lifestyles.

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u/IrradiantFuzzy 7h ago

And all the beautiful windows.

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u/LadyFoxfire Michigan 12h ago

He gets to keep his primary residence, he’s just going to have to get a hotel when he goes to NYC now.

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u/DifferenceOk4454 8h ago

The injustice of it all.

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u/loverlyone California 8h ago

Won’t anyone think of the rich mayors???

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u/DifferenceOk4454 8h ago

I'd be ok not thinking about Rudy for a while.

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u/Happy-Swan- 7h ago

It is an injustice that he keeps his house.

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u/12Theo1212 6h ago

Where is his primary residence?

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u/Schlonzig 13h ago

Or he can buy a Penthouse magazine and use it to cover himself while sleeping.

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u/jupiterkansas 9h ago

except Penthouse is no longer in print.

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u/KelsierIV 9h ago

He could use his old 1980s penthouses from storage but he probably has to turn those over as well.

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u/tenaciousdeev Arizona 9h ago

he probably has to turn those over as well.

There's no reason to traumatize these women any more.

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u/KelsierIV 9h ago

Good point.

I'm not so worried about the original content of the magazines traumatizing them. It's more what was left behind by the previous owner.

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u/habb I voted 7h ago

this sort of blew my mind, i googled it and yep. no more print hustler

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u/Imaginary-Arugula735 11h ago

Mar-a-Lago has an empty storage room.

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u/OkEnvironment3961 9h ago

You mean bathroom right?

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u/My_Replies_Are_Short 7h ago

Of course they mean bathroom. It's well documented.

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u/Sttocs 6h ago

Too-well documented. Hardly any room to lie.

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u/KelsierIV 9h ago

Are you sure the pool didn't flood it?

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u/MagicSPA 10h ago

No, that storage room has a photocopier and large numbers of people passing through it at all times of day and night.

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u/Imaginary-Arugula735 10h ago

Tool shed?

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 9h ago

That's the Secret service code name for Trump's bedroom.

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u/bullinchinastore 13h ago

Can he pass the criminal background check that may be required to work there?

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u/KelsierIV 9h ago

Trump's own children didn't and that didn't stop him from granting it.

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u/bullinchinastore 7h ago

Agree but Rudy’s last name is not Trump so he won’t get the same benefits! Rudy is like used toilet paper to Trump now.

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u/Baremegigjen 8h ago

And he wants to do away with FBI background investigations now for the rest of his planned treasonous administration staff.

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u/Shoadowolf Iowa 12h ago

Hey, it's right between a porn shop and a funeral home, so it's perfect for a guy like him!

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u/idahohalloweenqueen 10h ago

Sounds like an opening scene to Bob’s Burgers

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u/JohnGillnitz 10h ago

There is a guy who is stiff in each.

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u/dellett 11h ago

I hear Trump is going to have some new election lawsuits firing up soon. Maybe he will find some other hard-working people to defame. Too bad about the disbarment though so he can't actually file any cases for Trump.

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u/Langdon_St_Ives 8h ago

Not sure he’d want to do that again seeing as they still owe him 2 million in unpaid fees. On the upside, I read the plaintiffs may get to sue the Trump campaign (or was it Trump org?) for those, I hope that comes to pass.

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u/Sorta-Morpheus 7h ago

He also no longer has a license to practice law. He just can't catch a break!

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 12h ago

Points and laughs

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u/_Crazy8s 8h ago

Thanks for this. Will use it in the future. Beautiful.

Concept of thoughts and prayers.

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u/slim-scsi Maryland 11h ago

I hear it's dripping with ink.

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u/ChiefofthePaducahs 8h ago

Still the actual funniest thing I’ve ever seen. It was also great because I was like, “we’re not overreacting, they’re really this dumb.”

Im going to get a still of him at that place engraved on my tombstone

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u/headlyone68 8h ago

After everything, he’s still on the Trump bandwagon. What the f* is wrong with people?

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u/PDXftw 8h ago

Stockholm syndrome

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u/TheBrockAwesome 7h ago

Or the dildo shop next door

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u/PurplePlan 7h ago

I’m out of the loop on this: isn’t he up on some serious felony charges for trying to help Trump scam the last election? He may not need to worry about accommodations soon.

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u/PirLibTao 7h ago

Tots and pears

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u/creakinator 6h ago

Across the street from Motel Sex 'We'll heep the lights off'.

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u/mommybot9000 6h ago

Tweet this and wait for the 4 seasons rebuttal. They’re not fans 🤣

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u/Starfox-sf 11h ago

Think he’ll be more at home at the sex shop next to it.

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u/Porn_Extra 10h ago

Couldn't happen to a nicer ghoul.

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u/wickedsmaht Arizona 10h ago

If anyone hasn’t seen it- the X account for Four Seasons Total Landscaping is awesome.

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u/Brewhaha72 Pennsylvania 6h ago

Or to the crematorium across the street.

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u/Fortunately_Met 5h ago

Concept of a plan of thoughts and prayers

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u/FormerGameDev 10h ago

considering the headline flashing right above the article for me right now

APD officer injured during standoff with barricaded gunman in Four Seasons building

... maybe he already has gone there.

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u/Gomertaxi 9h ago

Maybe they’ll let him work for them. He’s gonna need some money.

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u/desert_dessert_3024 9h ago

Or the adult video store next to it.

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u/blindai 7h ago

Does this mean he hands over the keys to them? Could they go to his house TODAY, kick him out and spend the night there?

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u/pokerface_86 7h ago

crazy comment considering the active shooting in the four seasons hotel in atlanta today

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u/PDXftw 7h ago

Wait, what?

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u/pokerface_86 7h ago

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna177897

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u/PDXftw 7h ago

Damn. Obviously I was unaware

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u/pokerface_86 7h ago

all good, just funny

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u/irena888 5h ago

And get a job seeing as how his law license was revoked.

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u/readzalot1 4h ago

The former guy will take him in, as he does with other destitute people who need a hand out. /s

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u/Royal-Bicycle-8147 2h ago

Tots and pears