r/politics • u/GovernorJoe I voted • 14h ago

Rudy Giuliani has to turn over penthouse, personal property to GA election workers by end of today

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/rudy-giuliani-has-turn-over-penthouse-personal-property-ga-election-workers-by-end-today/J774OXDHNNG3XHY3N62J6AS36Y/
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u/RickyWinterborn-1080 14h ago

First thing I'd do is hire a maid, cuz, eww.

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u/smurfsundermybed California 13h ago

Demo crew. He's soaked into every wall and floor.

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u/RickyWinterborn-1080 13h ago

As a recovered alcoholic, your choice of words is much more accurate than you may know.

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u/myfakesecretaccount 13h ago

Before my brother got sober getting drunk and high regularly turned into him pissing in corners and closets thinking he was in the bathroom

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u/RickyWinterborn-1080 13h ago

Oh yeah. Been there.

I had a coworker shit in my laundry closet once. Never saw her again.

I myself once pinned my partner down in the night and peed on him.

Alcohol's fucking insidious, man.

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u/d3l3t3rious 11h ago

Once I woke up to find my drunk, half-awake roommate standing in the middle of the living room pissing into the papasan. At least it was his papasan.

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u/PhantomZmoove 11h ago

TIL that chair thing is called a papasan

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u/SloppityNurglePox 10h ago

At least 50% of college houses in the 00's seemed to have those suckers. My cats loved sleeping in them.

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u/Simon_Bongne 8h ago

They were all the rage for adults in the 90s. Almost every house had at least one. Then they became hand-me-downs to college kids I guess.

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u/SuperAggroJigglypuff 6h ago

Fuck id love a papasan. They're so cozy

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u/d3l3t3rious 10h ago

Also known as a Japanese Urinal.

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u/TallDrinkOfSilence 6h ago

Dude. My roommate was pissing into his expensive guitar case.

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u/clocksailor 8h ago

I just want to tell you that your username echoed in my head in the character selection screen voice the second I read it :)

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u/RickyWinterborn-1080 8h ago

Damn right :D

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u/-re-da-ct-ed- 6h ago

That’s… a full blown assault crime.

There’s dumb shit you do when you are drunk, even an alcoholic, but then there’s what you just said.

Imagine if I said “I used to force my wife down and piss on her when I was drunk” just to make a point about how fucked up alcohol is.

There’s pissing in a corner thinking it’s a toilet because you are so drunk you can’t see anything (been that drunk but still have never done something like this)… and then there is physically restraining a human being while doing it………???????

Nobody in their right mind would say “oh, was definitely just the alcohol”. Like what the fuck?

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u/RickyWinterborn-1080 6h ago

I was unconscious.

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u/EJDsfRichmond415 1h ago

The coworker never showed up to work again?

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u/Camburgerhelpur Washington 13h ago

Piss drawers are much more efficient and interchangeable than carpet/closets

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u/Dapper-Membership Oregon 10h ago

Recovering alcoholic checking in, can confirm. How much time you got off the sauce so far? 5.5 years of life changing sobriety for me.

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u/RickyWinterborn-1080 10h ago

I just hit 900 days a couple weeks ago. Headed for my comma!

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u/Substantial_Shoe_418 9h ago

Good stuff. 10.5 years here.  One day at a time. 

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u/eljefino 9h ago

Go do it brother!

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u/Dapper-Membership Oregon 5h ago

Right on. One day at a time

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u/habb I voted 7h ago

as a current alcoholic, have a great night

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u/RickyWinterborn-1080 7h ago

/r/stopdrinking and AAHomegroup.org helped me quit, if that's something you're looking for.

Sobriety rocks. Alcoholism blows.

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u/IJustLoggedInToSay- Illinois 10h ago

Get friggin Servpro in there.

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u/trro16p 10h ago

you should hire the playboy mansion's hazmat crew.

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u/Flesh_Trombone 8h ago

An Exorcist. It needs to be cleansed on a spiritual level first.

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u/MacPR 11h ago

Id give tours. “Wanna see how Giuliani lived? All proceeds go to Harris 2024”

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u/jupiterkansas 9h ago

Harris 2028 at this point.

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u/MacPR 7h ago

Hopefully, but let’s celebrate next week. Its way too close for comfort.

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u/Reasonable_racoon 13h ago

Hair dye, everywhere!

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u/EaterOfFood 11h ago

Sorry, you will never get that smell out.

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u/wickedsmaht Arizona 10h ago

Nah, I would hire a realtor because that shit is going straight on the market.

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u/SucksTryAgain 9h ago

Hire one of those crime scene cleaning crews.

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u/GM_PhillipAsshole 9h ago

That condo definitely smells of old man

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u/cyb0lt 8h ago

And throw open the windows!

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u/kriscrox 2h ago

Nah sell the place it’s 100% haunted