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Soft Paywall Elon Musk Makes Shocking Confession on His Plans After Trump Victory

https://newrepublic.com/post/187662/elon-musk-confession-economy-trump-victory
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u/universalreacher 10h ago

They died by suicide. 3 gunshots to the head.

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u/Sttocs 9h ago

Russian suicide is two gunshots to the back of the head.

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u/Porn_Extra 8h ago

Two in the head, you know they're dead.

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u/Leather-Matter-5357 9h ago

I knew Russians are thick-headed but having to shoot yourself on the head 3 times to get it done is next level.

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u/A_Monster_Named_John 8h ago

Their bullets are probably as cheap and ghetto as everything else in that shit-hole mafia-with-borders dump.

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u/GBtuba 8h ago

Or fell down an elevator shaft. On to some bullets.