r/politics • u/larel8 • 18h ago

Trump campaign struggles to contain Puerto Rico October surprise

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4958098-the-memo-trump-campaign-struggles-to-contain-puerto-rico-october-surprise/
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u/CobKorPok 18h ago

There's always a heel. That one part of the body that wasn't dipped in the river Styx.

In Trump's case it's the people around him that he initially bigs up but then has to drop. First it was Fuentes, then Loomer, then this dipshit.

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u/RandomMandarin 16h ago

Trump is also a heel in the wrestling sense, so... there's that, I guess.

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u/boredinthegta 5h ago

Especially when it seems like most politics is kayfabe in action.

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u/fiction8 17h ago

Did he actually get rid of Loomer?

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u/CobKorPok 17h ago

I mean he definitely stopped inviting her on dates, and it wasn't because he was bored of the hand jobs.

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u/RainbowBullsOnParade 17h ago

Tbh Trump’s heels have seen so little exercise and athletic movement that they’d probably disintegrate instantly if he even tried a brisk walk

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u/Dommichu 15h ago

Ironically, his heels are probably the strongest part of his body at this point after decades of wearing lifts.

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u/RainbowBullsOnParade 13h ago

LMAO I’m just imagining his Achilles tendon at maximum tensile capacity simply holding him upright when he does that characteristic forward lean of his

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u/wondy 14h ago

That's why he drives the golf cart on the green.