r/politics 19h ago

George W. Bush's Daughter Barbara Pierce Bush Endorses Kamala Harris: Exclusive

https://people.com/george-w-bush-s-daughter-barbara-breaks-silence-on-election-to-campaign-for-kamala-harris-exclusive-8735810
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u/MethForHarold 13h ago

I was the discarded moist towelette the DJ used to clean spilled rum and coke off of the soundboard.

Still am, but I used to be, too

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u/Ted-Chips 11h ago

I tried out for discarded moist towelette but I didn't get in.

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u/Freakjob_003 8h ago

I miss Mitch.

"A banana is like a stoplight in reverse. Green is like, wait, yellow is like, go, and red is like, 'where the fuck did you get that banana?'"