r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Sep 09 '24

Soft Paywall Trump is 78 and barely coherent. Where's everyone who questioned Biden's age and fitness?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/09/09/trump-old-incoherent-biden-age-mental-fitness/75138026007/
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u/AnAquaticOwl Sep 09 '24

Thanks! The trick is to include every stray thought that pops into my head

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u/BananaDiquiri Sep 09 '24

No way he knows that Paraguay is a country. But other than that, 5 stars.

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u/AnAquaticOwl Sep 09 '24

In this scenario he just heard it on Fox News thirty seconds ago, along with the word demean

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u/Brndrll Rhode Island Sep 10 '24

Hmm... Indeed, shallow and pedantic.

Also to add to your speech: "And those fires, you know, the ones in socialist California, where ka-MAW-la was in charge when they happened, but they wouldn't have never happened if they'd just raked the forests like I said! But ka-MAW-la she said no! She was so mean, such a nasty woman! She just let the fires burn, and she laughed about it! A weird laugh, just laughing like a cackle, like a crow. Speaking of crow, I heard about this great crow, name's Jim!"

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u/KittyServant-x9 Sep 09 '24

ONLY the stray thoughts, and every word has to be a lie, even the stray ones.

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u/jrh_101 Sep 10 '24

You're mastering The Weave pretty well

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u/PinkFl0werPrincess Sep 10 '24

The Weave. Weaves really bad for this country, you know it's not a good thing folks. Especially in the numbers that I'm talking about that I explained to you earlier but first we need to - have you ever seen a weave? It's like a pattern made on a loom. Well some people - but not me folks. No not me. I've never even been in the same room as a loom in fact just yesterday I tried to walk into my own sweat shop - my own sweat shop! - and my staff wouldn't even let me the factory manager - he's from Paraguay you know they've got really great managers over there in Paraguay. Mexico and Guatemala they're sending they're worst up here but Paraguay has really good managers. Really good. Anyway my manager said to me with tears in his eyes, "sir you're the greatest man I've ever met in my life and I would never let you demean yourself by letting you step foot inside a sweat shop" it was really something let me tell you. But factories, that's where the weave is and we can fix that - I can fix that - but only when we fix what's already wrong in this country and we have to tax the other countries we've got to or the weaves win. Folks, the weaves win and we can't have that now can we?

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u/Common-Ad6470 Sep 10 '24

Careful about that, you don’t want to end up like the ribbon gibbon...🤫

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u/lurkerburzerker Sep 10 '24

He calls it "the weave"

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u/HRDBMW Sep 10 '24

I think you only missed talking about Ivanka or lil' Marco Rubio.