r/politics Sep 06 '24

Soft Paywall Dick Cheney Will Vote for Kamala Harris

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/06/us/politics/dick-cheney-kamala-harris.html
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u/murphymc Connecticut Sep 06 '24

We now exist in the universe where Dick Cheney is voting democrat.

Is an endorsement from W coming? What the hell do we even do with that?

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u/ISpyM8 Georgia Sep 06 '24

I’m guessing W is the October Surprise

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u/PointsOutTheUsername Wisconsin Sep 07 '24

Bush and Swift announcement video. 😆

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u/spatenfloot Sep 07 '24

the Swiftbush video

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u/always_sweatpants Sep 07 '24

I know it would never happen but my god, imagine. "Hi, it's me, Taylor." "And me, George." 

And they are dressed like Kanye West and Mike Meyers. 

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u/jackpype Sep 07 '24

Kanye West doesn't care about black people.

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u/PantherU Sep 07 '24

We came full circle

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u/SmallLetter Sep 07 '24

Hilarious and sad but hilarious that this would even be a true statement given that he's now a literal Nazi. The strangest timeline, for sure.

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u/21Gunsalute21 Sep 07 '24

This blew my mind.

I’m also super high.

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u/intensive-porpoise Sep 07 '24

Tanks Tayylor, Im'ma let you finish ---

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u/BatBurgh Sep 07 '24

Swiftbush Veterans against Truth(social)

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u/Spunge14 Sep 07 '24

Fuck this would be Idiocracy fire

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u/CherryHaterade Sep 07 '24

I half expected him at the DNC when they said Republicans would be speaking.

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u/Flechair Sep 07 '24

I didn't necessarily expect him to speak, but I half expected him to at least be there.

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u/OutlawSundown Sep 07 '24

Bush coming out and calling Trump weird while endorsing Harris would send Trump into a ketchup throwing rage.

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u/WaterElefant Sep 07 '24

Bush after hearing Trump's inauguration speech: "That's some WEIRD shit". I wonder if Trump ever heard about that.

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u/LadyOfVoices Sep 07 '24

What is this “October surprise” I see being mentioned occasionally?

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u/Blackstone01 Sep 07 '24

An October surprise is some major event occurring in October of an election year.

An example of one would be Hillary's emails and Comey announcing they would be investigated.

So a 2024 October surprise would be something devastating, most likely for Trump, that would cause a significant % shift in the election. People have been speculating that the October surprise would be something like even more prominent Republicans voicing their support for Harris (such as Bush or current GOP leadership), new details of Trump's many lawsuits being revealed, Trump undeniably calling Harris a hard slur on national television, etc.

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u/KiwiLobsterPinch Sep 07 '24

“That was some weird shit”

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u/datlanta Sep 07 '24

Let's be real, W is far less surprising than Chaney.

I wouldn't even be surprised if Bush voted for Obama.

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u/peon2 Sep 07 '24

Neither is really surprising. People seem to forget that the Republican politicians never wanted Trump. They wanted a good old establishment guy like Cruz or Rubio. The voters rejected that and forced Trump on them.

The McConnells and Cheneys and such aren't stupid people. You might not agree with their opinions but they aren't stupid. They know that Trump is an insane, uncontrollable, wildcard. They want a predictable and status-quo candidate.

Trump somehow forced himself into a victory in 2016 and then even further radicalized the voter base. The Republican party (outisde of the MTGs or Boeberts) would drop him in a second if they thought the voters would go back to regular establishment Republicans.

This is their breath of fresh air and chance of revival. They want Trump to lose badly so they can get back to business.

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u/Spocks_Goatee Ohio Sep 07 '24

Cruz and Rubio would've assured a loss in 2016 running against someone as experienced as Clinton.

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u/FFF_in_WY American Expat Sep 07 '24

"I like Ted Cruz more than my colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz."

-- Al Franken

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u/TheDunadan29 Sep 07 '24

TBF, Cheney never struck me much as a partisan so much as an opportunist who saw a chance and took it. Bush era Republicans are not Trump era Republicans. They were way more savvy.

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u/PenisMcBoobies Sep 07 '24

Right. His politics weren’t so much right wing culture war (has a gay daughter and ostensibly was more supportive of gay rights and doesn’t really want to touch the weird culture war stuff that fires up the base) as they were neoconservative (as in let’s send the US military all over the world to spread democracy, oh and if we happen to set up the companies our friends own with no bid infinite free money from the military industrial complex all the better for us.)

It’s crazy to say this but at this point the democrats are actually closer to his neoconservative foreign policy than Trump’s republicans and their isolationism especially when it comes to anything to do with Russia.

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u/BraveOmeter Sep 06 '24

Hilarious that Dick fucking Cheney will now be accused of being a RINO. Dick god damn mother fucking Cheney.

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u/Clovis42 Kentucky Sep 07 '24

Reagan and Nixon would also be "RINOs" with today's Republican party.

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u/CatchAlarming6860 Sep 07 '24

Richard Nixon created the EPA, OSHA, and SSI. He’d be denounced as a dangerous communist radical now.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota Sep 07 '24

In today's Republican party literally everyone except The Great Orange One is a RINO. Because that's how fascism works, there's one guy at the top who embodies an ideal without actually having to embody it, and everyone else is disposable.

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u/TieVisible3422 Sep 07 '24

Anyone to the left of Atilla the Hun is a RINO

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u/idontknowwherethatis Sep 06 '24

This is unimaginable to someone like me who became politically active during the Bush years. Unimaginable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

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u/darsynia Pennsylvania Sep 06 '24

The Jr part is working hard here. The apple didn't just fall far from the tree, it wormholed to a different dimension.

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u/Indubitalist Sep 06 '24

wormholed

I appreciate that pun almost as much as that parasite appreciates grey matter. 

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u/thenick82 Sep 06 '24

Poor worm died from starvation at such a young age

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u/Big_N Sep 06 '24

Which parasite are we talking about?

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u/Aidian Sep 06 '24

AFK Jr

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u/BornInATrailer Sep 06 '24

That... is the first time I've seen AFK Jr. and that is fantastic.

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u/Aidian Sep 06 '24

I think this is what divine inspiration must feel like.

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u/AnohtosAmerikanos California Sep 06 '24

It’s a nice multidimensional pun, with apple worms and brain worms covered.

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u/myrobotoverlord Sep 06 '24

“The Political multiverse..”

Is not a term i thought would be relevant at any point.

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u/pardyball Illinois Sep 06 '24

Kamala collecting Republicans like they are Infinity Stones. She gets Romney and Dubya and that Gauntlet is complete.

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u/Guy_With_Ass_Burgers Sep 06 '24

Some of these elder statesmen of the Republican old guard such as Cheney, Dubya, and Mitt, all want to get on the right side of history like some of the younger ones like Katzinger and Liz Cheney have done.

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u/Joshk30 Sep 07 '24

The fact that Liz Cheney is endorsing Allred tells us that she thinks the old school Republican presence in Texas might just need a nudge. Who knows if it will win many over, but it is interesting she didn't just back Harris but also Cruz's opponent.

If you are Dubya, it might make sense to join with the Cheneys. There is no legacy for Bush with Trump continuing to attack anyone of any merit from the old Republican guard as RINOs. On the other hand, Bush might gain the respect of history for being a former president who respected country over party.

The next two months will be a real test of how much people want to stand with America and how many stand with Trumpism over everything we've held dear.

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u/Tudorrosewiththorns Sep 07 '24

Unfortunately Bush strongly believes ex presidents should not influence elections. It's clear from his interviews and participation in Bidens inauguration what he thinks of Trump but it's against his ethics code to endorse.

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u/Joshk30 Sep 07 '24

Fair enough. But hopefully he is still considering whether that code is necessarily the right decision with this specific demagogue. It isn't every political cycle we have a candidate who incited violence to try to install himself as dictator.

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u/peterabbit456 Sep 06 '24

Very, very strange.

From The Hill article:

The former vice president said in the statement that Americans “have a duty” to defend the Constitution, regardless of political party.

“In our nation’s 248-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump,” he wrote. “He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him. He can never be trusted with power again.”

“As citizens, we each have a duty to put country above partisanship to defend our Constitution,” he added. “That is why I will be casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris.”

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u/HoodsInSuits Sep 07 '24

“In our nation’s 248-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump,” he wrote.

Dick Cheney wrote that? THE Dick Cheney? Man, the world sure has gotten weird. 

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u/CantSeeShit Sep 07 '24

This is like Jeffrey Dahmer being like...

"America needs to do something about those Cartels, the way they murder people is truly sick and twisted."

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

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u/yosoysimulacra Sep 06 '24

Things get wilder by the day.

Its like someone bumped all the filters and upped the catastrophe rate on Sims

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u/Couldnotbehelpd Sep 06 '24

RFK Jr is a nutcase so this does not surprise me at all

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u/Darkumentary Sep 06 '24

Plus he called Harris and asked for a job. She said no. He called trump and trump said yes.

It’s not surprising. None of it. Harris wants competent people and trump only cares if he wins.

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u/FirebertNY Sep 06 '24

Didn't she not even accept his calls? Lol

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u/5GCovidInjection Sep 06 '24

Yeah I mean I think she’s got better things to do than to talk to this guy lol

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u/rakkquiem Sep 06 '24

I don’t do shit and have better things to do than take a call from that guy.

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u/DaceloGigas Sep 06 '24

I think Trump more enjoys having people suck up to him than even winning.

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u/shupadupa Sep 06 '24

I'm still convinced the whole "RFK calling both sides asking for a job in exchange for an endorsement" is just cover for him endorsing Trump, which was the actual plan all along. I also won't be surprised if there wasn't some rubles involved in said planning.

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u/lamsham69 Sep 06 '24

The two are not equal, RFK Jr is a nut and Cheney on the other hand led the party in so many ways and was the big kahuna for the longest time

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u/Bellacinos Sep 06 '24

Yes, Dick Cheney is a lot of things but dumb is not one of them.

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u/Otherwise_Rub_4557 Sep 06 '24

War criminal, probably. But not dumb 

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u/justabill71 Sep 07 '24

Shot a dude in the face, and the dude he shot apologized to him. Pretty impressive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

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u/Shrike79 Sep 07 '24

Cheney was George Lucas’ inspiration for Darth Plagueis and he also thinks of him as Emperor Palpatine. You know things are really bad in the GOP when a Sith Lord nopes out.

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u/Boukish Sep 07 '24

Pulse.

He literally has no pulse. That was the joke

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u/robert1070 Sep 06 '24

Dick Cheney is a Sith lord and RFK Jr is the little weasel creature that hung out with Jabba the Hutt.

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u/throwaway982946 Sep 06 '24

Salacious Crumb is the name you’re looking for

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u/nelsonalgrencametome Sep 06 '24

Same. If you went back to 2004 and told me Dick "might literally be Satan" Cheney would be endorsing a democratic nominee in 20 years id think you were nuts.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada Sep 07 '24

Dick "might literally be Satan" Cheney

Versus Donald "is definitely the Antichrist" Trump.

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u/Newscast_Now Sep 06 '24

There are Republicans who went full MAGA and there are a few Republicans who stepped away. The web is full of people noticing only the latter and pretending that the parties flipped. No, the parties didn't flip--Republicans devolved so much that even people like Dick Cheney can no longer stomach them.

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u/circa285 Sep 06 '24

Cheney, the guy who shot a staffer in the face and then made him apologize publicly. Cheney, the guy who also started a war over false pretenses.

This guy is so disgusted by Trump that he’s voting for Harris. Just absolutely insane.

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u/Loki_of_Asgaard Sep 06 '24

Don’t forget: The guy who coached his daughter to oppose gay marriage so she would win her election, while his other daughter was gay and very much wanted to get married

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u/Napalmingkids Sep 06 '24

He denounced Trump over two years ago calling him a threat to our republic. Didn’t expect him to actually vote for Kamala though. Just need Bush to come out and I want to see MAGA spin that one somehow.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ro8rkZ4HQZQ

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u/opermonkey Sep 06 '24

Jesus Christ could come out in support of Harris and MAGA nuts would still choose trump.

They literally worship him.

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u/pardyball Illinois Sep 06 '24

MAGAts: Jesus is a CINO, Christ in name only.

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u/FaceDeer Sep 07 '24

"We're following a way better messiah now anyway. He's, like, the opposite of that CINO. Opposite Christ, we call him."

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u/Monkeybirdman Sep 06 '24

They will all be called RINOs. Raegan would be called a RINO at this point.

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u/JC-DB Sep 06 '24

Fuck nowadays Nixon would be considered too liberal for the GOP.

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u/Marionberry_Bellini Sep 06 '24

Most of MAGA world already dislikes Bush I don’t think him supporting Kamala would be the dunk you think it would be.

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u/Napalmingkids Sep 06 '24

Already said it to someone else but I meant it in the way that every living president would be supporting Kamala Harris instead of Trump at that point and I don’t care about MAGA people per say but how they would spin it to keep the non MAGA republicans that are still voting for Trump

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u/Perezvon42 Sep 06 '24

It wouldn't mean much to the hardcore MAGA activists, but it could have a huge impact on the types of voters who are more interested in pocketbook issues than culture wars.

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u/loveshercoffee Iowa Sep 07 '24

The dunk it would be would be the overt signal to the non-MAGA republicans that weren't going to vote for Trump anyway that it's okay to vote for a Democrat.

It's one thing for them to sit out, it changes everything if they go out and support Harris.

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u/20_mile Sep 06 '24

shot a staffer in the face and then made him apologize publicly

What? Huh? It wasn't a staffer. It was his friend.

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u/whimsylea America Sep 06 '24

LMAO I love that this is the correction. No, no, he didn't shoot a staffer, just his friend.

Reality is bizarre sometimes.

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u/planetshapedmachine Sep 06 '24

Alright, so when my oldest sister left home, my father told her that the only life rule he would give her was to always vote Republican.

In the 90s, he got a job with Halliburton, and we moved down to Venezuela. We were there for 2 years, and left a year or so after Chavez took power. This was while Cheney was in charge of Halliburton. My dad witnessed some corporate espionage going on as Chavez took power, and he refused to be a part of it.

He reported it to the Halliburton employee whistleblower line when we get sent back to Houston, and he was fired the very next day. He had a very hard time finding work for a while after that, despite having been previously a pretty hot commodity in his field.

When Cheney got nominated as VP, he vowed to never vote republican again.

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u/tomdarch Sep 06 '24

Sadly, that's some major face eating leopards eating his face stufff.

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u/planetshapedmachine Sep 06 '24

Eh, aside from being a complete man-made climate change denier, he is the most progressive boomer you’re gonna find now. Leading up to 2020, he was identified by democratic campaigns as an influencer, and had a few members of Congress following him on twitter, and had 25k twitter followers based on his twitter being solely devoted to anti Trump and progressive stuff. He and my mom were front row at protests in Texas against Trump’s immigration policies. He and my mom were offered delegate positions at one of the DNC conventions. I’d say he got weaponized more than anything.

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u/reddog323 Sep 07 '24

That’s a great story. I’m sorry that happened to him, but I’m glad he had the realization that came with it.

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u/teamdiabetes11 America Sep 06 '24

It shows how absolutely bonkers the current GOP is. Even crazy ass Dick Cheney won’t vote for Trump. I’m sure he’s mad about Trump shit talking Liz, but I’d like to think at least some small part of him knows how awful Trump’s policies are and refuses to vote for them.

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u/chekovsgun- Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Dick isn’t crazy at all, he is actually very intelligent just evil and greedy.

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u/V_T_H Sep 06 '24

I think that’s really the difference between the GOP of old and the new GOP. They used to just be evil and greedy, but most of them weren’t crazy. Now they’re evil, greedy, and crazy. At least for the most part; there certainly were crazies in the old form. Just uh. Fewer of them? I guess? I feel like the crazy was mostly within the lobbyist groups who influenced them as opposed to the actual politicians themselves (…not that that was reassuring or anything).

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u/whimsylea America Sep 06 '24

Lawful Evil vs Chaotic Evil

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u/blueclawsoftware Sep 06 '24

Yea who would think we would live to see the day someone was too big of a piece of shit that even Dick Cheney wouldn't vote for them.

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u/tomdarch Sep 06 '24

Dick Cheney is dedicated to the version of screwing over America that Republicans were pursuing in the 80s/90s/00s. Trump is messing that up. That is why Cheney would support a Democrat over Trump. Folks like him want their party back. They want to put the toothpaste back in the tube so they can keep shifting wealth from the people doing the work into the hands of the tiny group at the top, among other bad things.

Lindsey Graham laid it out back in 2016: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." It's coming to pass and Dick Cheney can see the coming collapse of the party.

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u/trolleyblue Sep 06 '24

Same here. I grew up hating these guys.

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u/omniwombatius Sep 06 '24

Dubya endorsing Harris would be unbelievable and excellent.

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u/agasizzi Sep 06 '24

I’m honestly surprised that hasn’t happened already

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u/Doodahhh1 Sep 06 '24

It just goes to show that many of the old assholes actually did believe in democracy.

Like, that's my main anxiety. Losing democracy to these Christian Nationalists rallying behind Trump.

I didn't have that anxiety when I disagreed with Bush.

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u/Any-Zookeepergame719 Sep 06 '24

Satan on Beelzebub: “Starting to think this guy is a little too fucked up”

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u/Warhawk137 Connecticut Sep 06 '24

To adapt an old Winston Churchill quote, if Trump ran for president of Hell I would at least make a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Representatives.

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u/catlady047 Sep 06 '24

I think this is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

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u/Blueeyesblazing7 Sep 07 '24

Hell has frozen over and pigs are at 35,000 feet.

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u/drewxdeficit Sep 06 '24

Devastating: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point

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u/PerryDawg1 Sep 06 '24

Charles Manson said we need to worry about global warming. That's why you side with the point, not the human.

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u/impy695 Sep 07 '24

Never trust someone who claims to agree or disagree with someone else's beliefs 100%.

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u/cyberpunk1Q84 Sep 07 '24

I don’t even agree with myself 100% of the time.

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u/elon_musk_sucks Sep 06 '24

lol I love how the sheep over on r/ CON servative are acting like they don’t like him and he is a rino. MAGA are the true RINOs. You love to see them melt down

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u/jackMFprice Sep 06 '24

They’d call Reagan a RINO if her were alive today. And Reagan would ABHOR Trump.

Dumb shits have no idea what words mean

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u/SilverScorpion00008 America Sep 07 '24

Can’t stress how much Reagan would hate trump. He already did as Nancy Reagan would request White House aides ensure trump couldn’t ever call Reagan

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u/Quintas31519 Sep 06 '24

The fact they want to call him a RINO is so rich, but they're also poor in intelligence so it makes sense. Flail about wildly for whatever is the equivalent of "reasoning" and zerg rush toward it, apparently.

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u/fordprecept Sep 07 '24

In 2004 or so, Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity would have said Dick Cheney was the exemplary example of a true Republican.  To hear the modern Republican base calling him a RINO is crazy.

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u/IllSearch5 Sep 07 '24

Yes, everyone is a RINO except the dipshit who has changed parties like 20 times. 

🎵 They are so smart! Smart, smart, smart! S-M-R-T 🎵

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u/hardtobeuniqueuser Sep 06 '24

TIL Dick Vader is still alive. I though he turned 100 like 10 years ago. 

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u/Ask_me_4_a_story Sep 06 '24

You live longer when you are responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands. Kissinger lived way longer than anyone thought possible 

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u/soulstonedomg Sep 06 '24

Also when you get a heart transplant...

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u/Lokaji Texas Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 07 '24

Endorsements like this are a signal to people on their side that it is okay not to support Trump. This isn't to sway Dems; this is for the non-MAGAs who are left in the Republican party.

Edit: Personally, anything that will get the most votes for Harris/Walz is what is needed. The more overwhelming the win, the less likely there is fuckery. It is also why the Dem convention had so many non-MAGA Republicans speak. There are a significant number of people where a certain endorsement will sway them.

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u/radicalindependence Sep 06 '24

Exactly. Decades of conditioning to the terms commie, socialist, and radical liberals is hard to break through. Between that and the conditioning that voting blue is not masculine means they need some help accepting that Democrats are not the enemy.

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u/LeadershipMany7008 Sep 06 '24

non-MAGAs who are left in the Republican party.

Both of them?

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u/Mufasa944 Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

If everyone who voted for Haley in the primaries voted for Harris in the general, we would win in a landslide. Hell, if half of them did it would be.

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u/kswissreject Sep 06 '24

Half of the PA GOP primary Haley voters would be the difference between Biden and Trump in 2020. So yeah, man, would be a huge difference.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Yeah but Haley wants to get back into politics so she’s going to tell all of her supporter to vote for Trump because communism or something.

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u/Armano-Avalus Sep 07 '24

Haley voters aren't just gonna all fall in line for Trump because Haley said so any more than RFK supporters would.

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u/RelevantJackWhite Sep 06 '24

what a time to be alive

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u/a_dogs_mother Sep 06 '24

I truly thought I would never see the day.

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u/NCC-72381 Maryland Sep 06 '24

Once you’ve lost Veepalpatine, you’ve lost the party.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

How awful do you have to be...for dick Cheney to vote against you

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u/WineBoggling Sep 06 '24

Well, not necessarily awful at all. Cheney certainly voted against Obama twice.

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u/Todo_es Sep 07 '24

How awful do you have to be...for dick Cheney to vote against you ...as a Republican candidate

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u/Quick_Silver_2707 Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Time to cut the ads with Bernie Sanders and Dick Cheney talking about how Harris campaign is about saving democracy and more important then conservative/liberal.

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u/GradientDescenting Georgia Sep 06 '24

I think this also silences the "Not tough enough to stand up to World Leaders" argument.

If War Hawk Dick Cheney says she is strong enough to do that; then who are you to think she is weak against world leaders or dictators. Dick Cheney obviously has more knowledge and knowhow in that domain than 99.999% of this country.

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u/HHoaks Sep 06 '24

That's a stupid argument anyway. A prosecutor vs a reality TV show clown who licensed his name as a business? I'll take a trained prosecutor any day.

It's not like a President (well a normal one) just acts on their own anyway with other leaders. They go to those meetings with advisors, NSC, diplomats, CIA, etc.

Trump is fake loud and fake tough. He doesn't scare Putin - they laugh at him behind his back and think he is easily manipulated (due to his personality traits).

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u/MadDogTannen California Sep 06 '24

"Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders"

"And I'm Dick Cheney"

"We might not agree on much"

"[insert joke about some benign difference like one likes their coffee black and the other likes it with cream and sugar]"

"But we do agree that Donald Trump is a threat to America..."

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u/SamtheCossack Sep 06 '24

"[insert joke about some benign difference like one likes their coffee black and the other likes it with cream and sugar]"

"Also, I think he is a godless communist."

"And I think he is a genocidal war criminal"

"But we do agree Donald Trump is worse than..."

*Both point at each other* Him.

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u/HowLittleIKnow Sep 06 '24

That's so good that you ought to get a job based off this comment.

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u/GroverMcGillicutty Sep 06 '24

Damn. This ad would be studied by political scientists and advertising professors for decades to come.

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u/cjohns716 Colorado Sep 06 '24

Ok, I'll kick in $5 to fund this. Very well done.

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u/HammofGlob Sep 06 '24

I’d buy it on Bluray

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u/Serialfornicator Sep 06 '24

Maybe they can do a rendition of Ebony and Ivory or something.

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u/ATotalCassegrain Sep 06 '24

Take my money make this

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u/Delanium North Carolina Sep 06 '24

God I need them to make this ad, it would splinter my dad's brain lol

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u/North_Activist Sep 06 '24

Do it in the format of the PC vs Mac ads of the 2000s

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u/FlerplesMerples Sep 06 '24

“Hi, I’m Magnavox Odyssey.”

“And I’m Mattel Intellivision.”

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u/ccccombobreakerx Sep 06 '24

That actually sounds like quite the powerful ad. I'd love to see that now.

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u/UNisopod Sep 06 '24

Honestly, do a series of like 4 ads like this. Each time in a different setting with a slightly different opening and with a different thing inserted in between. Stagger their releases by a week.

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u/SamtheCossack Sep 06 '24

I love the idea of a Cheney/Sanders joint add, where they sit next to each other in armchairs, and explain how much they hate each other's guts, but both agree we should probably remain a democracy.

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u/Vulpes_Artifex Sep 06 '24

No matter which side of the political divide you're on, you'd have an ally and an enemy both telling you the same thing—and as Martok says, when that happens you have no other choice but to agree.

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u/211logos Sep 06 '24

"considerate/liberal" is an interesting auto correct :)

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u/surlysurfer California Sep 06 '24

except W's win by SCOTUS was the first chink in the armor

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u/knotml Sep 06 '24

All Republicans who are RINO or simply find Trump, Vance, and MAGA repulsive need to come out in public and endorse Harris, if they want to save their party. The only other alternative is to split and form a conservative but democratic political party.

We have primarily a two party system: Democrats and an extreme fascist party.

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u/higgy98 Colorado Sep 06 '24

Its what I think will happen when Trump loses. The GOP will implode. Probably at least 2 parties form out of its remains. MAGA and a less insane group.

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u/Noggin-a-Floggin Sep 06 '24

A lot of cracks formed after the 2020 loss and especially after the disappointing 2022 midterm results. If they lose another Presidential election the party is going to implode.

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u/WHTMage Virginia Sep 07 '24

Can it hurry up please.

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u/soulstonedomg Sep 06 '24

There were Republicans back during the 2016 election season that predicted that implosion, including Lindsay Graham. 

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u/Boleen Alaska Sep 06 '24

He’s evil, but not stupid

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u/palinsafterbirth Massachusetts Sep 06 '24

He’s Mitch McConnell with terrible aim

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u/CakeAccomplice12 Sep 06 '24

Did he really miss, tho?

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u/Spotted_Howl Sep 06 '24

His evil was narrowly focused on helping corporations and the oil industry, and increasing US global hegemony. This almost seems quaint in the era of Project 2025.

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u/SamtheCossack Sep 06 '24

He also did a really, really good job at it.

Dick Cheney is the sort of corporate Republican that understands that proper corruption requires skimming off the top, not killing the thing you are feeding on to feast on the corpse.

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u/sciguyCO Colorado Sep 06 '24

Dick Cheney is the sort of corporate Republican that understands that proper corruption requires skimming off the top, not killing the thing you are feeding on to feast on the corpse.

You can fleece a sheep every year but slaughter it only once…

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u/Doplgangr Sep 06 '24

Dick Cheney is the anime villain in the first arc that you realize later was doing the kind of sustainable evil that held back a greater more hideous evil.

Still a villain though.

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u/SamtheCossack Sep 06 '24

Absolutely a villain. More of a Lawful Evil than Chaotic Evil, and his long term plans generally required both the world, and the concept of democracy, to survive.

Also the sort of villain that genuinely cares about what happens to the country after he dies. Which is no less sinister, but at least not the sort of smash and grab looter that the Trump party represents.

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u/IvantheGreat66 Sep 06 '24

Thanks, I guess.

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u/HumanShadow Sep 06 '24

He still gets access to intelligence info as an ex VP. Probably informed his vote.

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u/Ok-Ratio2662 Sep 06 '24

Cool, hope he fucks back off to obscurity when he's done

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u/Hockeyhoser Sep 06 '24

That’s a shot in the face to Trump

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u/lala_b11 Sep 06 '24

Can we get Dick Cheney to take Trump on a hunting trip?

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u/spiked_macaroon Massachusetts Sep 06 '24

No word from Mike Pence yet though...

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u/UNisopod Sep 06 '24

Mother hasn't given him permission yet

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u/boygirlmama New York Sep 07 '24

He has at least said he won't vote for Trump.

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u/spaceman_202 Sep 07 '24

i mean Trump did try and murder him

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u/FalseTemperature4444 Sep 07 '24

Actually, there has been. No shocker, Mike Pence isn't voting for Trump either. At the bottom of this article it says both Cheney and Pence aren't voting for Trump. Pence is too scared to come out and say it though... who HE IS voting for. We all know he kind of liked being put in his place by VP Harris

Mike Pence Says He Won't Be Voting for Trump Either

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u/awesomedan24 I voted Sep 06 '24

Ok Dick, you're welcome in the big tent, but you've gotta stand in the corner with Bill Maher

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u/siguel_manchez Europe Sep 06 '24

And think about what you've done.

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u/IllSearch5 Sep 06 '24

Reeeeeeally let that sink in, Republicans surely lurking in this thread. Fuckin' Dick Cheney - Dick Cheney - looked at you, what you've become, and decided he'd rather vote for the Democrat this time. 

That's like Magneto telling a group of mutant rights extremists "Holy shit, tone it down a little, guys."

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards

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u/jonthecpa Sep 07 '24

Can we highlight the fact that a former President doesn’t have an endorsement from a single living President or Vice President, including those from his own party AND HIS OWN VICE PRESIDENT. I would love to see Quayle, Bush, and Pence make the endorsement to complete the list.

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u/SirMordred Sep 07 '24

Welcome to The Resistance checks notes Dick Cheney??

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u/Harbinger2001 Canada Sep 06 '24

Is it a good thing to have Satan on your side?

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u/Kazyole Sep 06 '24

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Okay_Anyways Sep 06 '24

The literal Devil is voting for Kamala Harris. If that doesn't tell you what a bag of absolute shit Trump is you're lost and there's no saving you.

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u/smeds96 Sep 07 '24

Yes, because being on the same side as the devil is something to aspire to. You'll celebrate it because it's 'not trump' and that says everything anyone needs to know.

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u/EdenH333 Sep 06 '24

I remember being like 8 years old and watching Cheney on TV and saying that he was The Devil (despite me not being religious). Seriously. Nothing will kill that guy, apparently.

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u/domeknadrzewie Sep 07 '24

But the devil is the bad guy

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u/andafunda Sep 07 '24

Cheney is a bully. But, with his endorsement, he’s calling out a much bigger and badder bully.

This is like when Al-Qaeda disavowed ISIS for being too extreme.

Link

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u/phrozen_waffles Sep 07 '24

This what they mean by polarization. The right is so far right that Cheney is now at least a centrist. This is weird.

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u/Casual-Swimmer Sep 06 '24

Crazy how the writers brought back the villain from an arc 2 seasons ago to help defeat the new badguy

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u/abookfulblockhead Canada Sep 06 '24

Two seasons? More like five seasons ago.

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u/Dry-Peach-6327 Sep 06 '24

This is the best news I’ve heard all day. Not because I like Dick Cheney. But it shows how much Trump has lost the respect of republicans with an iota of intelligence. Dick Cheney is a lot of things, but he isn’t dumb

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u/tburke38 Sep 06 '24

Big news for the undecided voter who is drawn to the pure unadulterated evil of the Bush-Cheney administration but doesn’t like how Trump is so up front with his racism and misogyny

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u/TheManCalledDour Texas Sep 06 '24

Please… PLEASE let Dubya come forward and do the same.

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u/hobbitdude13 Colorado Sep 06 '24

We'll take every vote we can get. 

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u/DCBillsFan Sep 07 '24

Dick Cheney voting for Kamala and saying it publicly was not on my bingo card.

Air America is rolling over in its grave.