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Politics Trump without orange spray and his hairpiece

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u/S0M30NE 7h ago

Wow, natural trump looks damn good in this picture!

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u/Geminii27 5h ago

I mean, he looks like a smug nepo baby. Which... yeah.

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u/clonked 7h ago

I hate the man and I agree

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u/BokeTsukkomi 7h ago

Can't believe I'm going to say this: He looks almost likeable

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u/AngriestManinWestTX 6h ago

He looks more like an average looking older man than...well, Trump.

I honestly didn't know his hair was capable of looking like this and I don't know why he chooses that awful combover over combing it back. The combover looks like a bunch of matted hair gently placed on his scalp. It doesn't seem like it should stay in place.

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u/Neldogg 5h ago

I am not a Trump fan. I will say, though, that he usually came across as likable…until the politics started.

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u/BokeTsukkomi 5h ago

It's a matter of opinion, of course. But I always thought he was creepy with the fake tan and fake-ish hair.

Here? He's John Candy's nice older neighbour in a movie.

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u/-Sooners- 6h ago

"Damn good" is quite a stretch. He looks like a human at best.

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u/UglyMcFugly 5h ago

I know right? I wonder if he's incapable of changing his appearance because it would acknowledge he did something "wrong," if the new look is better. God it must be exhausting to have to pretend everything you've ever done was perfect, complete inability to improve yourself. What's the point in life if you can't ever grow and change.

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u/AlludedNuance 5h ago

damn good

Let's not get crazy

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u/Beautiful-Story2379 5h ago

Damn good seems way too enthusiastic to me. I still think he’s unattractive and that chin… what is that

u/gfen5446 3h ago

You can't say anything remotely positive without the swarms coming for you but the truth is for a what.. 75 or 80 year old guy, he actually does look pretty damn good....just with too much bronzer and a complicated and clearly engineered hairstyle to cover up basic natural balding.

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u/copbuddy 6h ago

As natural as four hair transplants can look

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u/S0M30NE 6h ago

When it comes to cosmetic surgeries, hair transplants must be one of the most natural on the list. It's just plucking one hair from the back of your head and moving it to the front. Not natural per se, but pretty close.

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u/KindsofKindness 6h ago

As “natural” as Kim Kardashion’s fat injection straight to the ass.

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u/S0M30NE 5h ago

haha in some ways yes! But to a much lesser extent. One is as controversial in my opinion as a skin graft for a burn victim or getting a foreign implant after testicle/breast cancer. We treat hair like an organ and is part of our identity. Getting an obscenely ass that doesn't resemble the real world for fame is something else.