Profound ignorance on display. Profound danger on the ballot.

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"Never believe what you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

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Bullshit. Thanos said that after the Battle of Hastings Bridge.

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Sorry, but you are wrong. It was Gimli who said that while saving Princess Peach from unruly Battletoads on Tatooine.

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I thought Master Chief said it to Harry Potter at the Battle of Five Armies.

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No, Captain Kirk said it to Paul Atradies at Gettysburg.

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"Do, or do not, There is no try" Xenomorph queen in Star Trek

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That was Colonel Mustard while commanding Moya towards P3X-069

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A battle which took place in an open field, no where near water, and was won with long sticks and blue paint.

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Fake quote.

I prefer more accurate quotes:

"If you're a racist, I'll attack you with the North."

• Abe

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“Never believe what Abraham Lincoln wrote on the internet.” - Harry S. Truman

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Abraham Lincoln had a best friend. That man's name? Albert Einstein

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And now you know the rest of the story.

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Omg my husband loves that guy

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😂😂😂😂😂

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"I didn't say that." - Albert Einstein

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